Crenando
Pencil Neck Geek
because they're different. USH Paps has a race car bed that turns into a race car and sans is taken. Plus, both are Papyrus, which is cool.
But are they, though?
Or are they just a Papyrus-shaped version of other characters you like?
(Oh, and I forgot to post some F-Zero music a while back, so here you go)