Futuristic Who’s ready for a SPACE ADVENTURE? [closed]

[Chordling]

Applications are now closed. Thank you for visiting.
Calling all citizens of Earth-topia! Are you willing to deliver outerspace packages across the galaxy? Then give yourself away to life-risking adventure and come face to face with the darkest evil of all- corporate greed! Complete with interoffice level humor, minimum wage pay and ZERO WORKER’S BENEFITS! No prior work experience required!

All interested volunteers must have a wide, creative skill set, are willing to collaborate with others, and ready for light-hearted fun. Interested candidates must provide an original character. That’s right- no clones allowed here. The finalized crew draft will be responsible for determining work hours (writing length), delivery routes (response pace), and much more.

Still here? Wow, then you’re really going to love filling out this resume. There is no auto-fill and we’re not sorry about it. *All fields are required. Applicants are encouraged to exercise creative freedom and format the resume (Click for a free example).

• Name
• Brief description
• Image (optional)
• Education
• Professional Experience 1
• Professional Experience 2
• Professional Experience 3
• Certificates/Licenses
• Misc. Skills
• Cover Letter

Still have questions? Detail your inquiries below or send Chordling a private message.

 

[DrBezendrine]

I would love to be Space FedEx.

 

[yutohase]

*raises hand* Meeeee! MEEEEEEE!!! I’m ready for a space adventure!!!

 

[Bard Bard]

What's this? An opportunity to get dragged into the corporate cul-de-sac, but in space? Where do I sign the contract!

A quick question: are aliens allowed, or must all employees be verifiably human™?

 

[Chordling]

What's this? An opportunity to get dragged into the corporate cul-de-sac, but in space? Where do I sign the contract!

A quick question: are aliens allowed, or must all employees be verifiably human™?

Simply complete a copy of the resume and HR will review your application for possible approval! Aliens of any kind are allowed- just as long as it's not a pesky clone. >.>

 

[Nellancholy]

Sounds interesting

 

[AbatedBigfoot]

I want to make a character that's basically Fry from futurama

 

[BuggaBoo]

Simply complete a copy of the resume and HR will review your application for possible approval! Aliens of any kind are allowed- just as long as it's not a pesky clone. >.>

Hi!!

Insta wretched right here! Do you want apps here or wait for OoC?

 

[Chordling]

I want to make a character that's basically Fry from futurama

Futurama fans are welcome! This is fine but just know that I’m not looking to incorporate any Futurama lore.

Hi!!

Insta wretched right here! Do you want apps here or wait for OoC?

You may post applications here or send them to me as a DM.

 

[BuggaBoo]

You may post applications here or send them to me as a DM.

will post here so we all get to see what everyone's concepts are k?

And what do you mean by no clones? Does that mean only one charrie?

 

[Chordling]

will post here so we all get to see what everyone's concepts are k?

And what do you mean by no clones? Does that mean only one charrie?

Posting here is fine! I refer to “clones” as fandom characters. I would like original characters, please! Start with one character for now.

 

[Chordling]

BuggaBoo Thanks for completing the resume! I'll be reviewing all of the submissions towards the end of the week.

 

[Wandering Owl]

Looks interesting! I'm always down for alternate-world office shenanigans
Is it just pilots, or are there other crew members as well?

 

[Chordling]

Looks interesting! I'm always down for alternate-world office shenanigans
Is it just pilots, or are there other crew members as well?

Any crew member positions are welcome as well!

 

[Nellancholy]

Got two ideas I could use,gotta narrow it down.

Maybe I'll see what other people post first.

 

[Chordling]

Got two ideas I could use,gotta narrow it down.

Maybe I'll see what other people post first.

Some people have decided to message their applications in a private message so you won't see all of them. I highly encourage you to share yours regardless! :) I will be reviewing all of them by the end of the week.

 

[Chordling]

Still accepting applications! Everything will be reviewed at the end of the week. :)

 

[Rusty of Shackleford]

Oh I was about to ask if this was still open! Can't wait to be a spae Amazon employee

 

[Vexumin]

Stagemark Corp

Company Grade Applicants Resume

Name: J-051 "Josi"

Serial #: XL4223EK1

Brief Description: Josi is a J-051 applications droid. They are a top shape droid with many available features as part of the Stagemark Corp applications droid package. Fit with everything you would need in a ship-bound machine. Josi features a top of the line optics and audio reading system all fit into a streamlined and simple to replace neural cavity. Equipped with a military grade processing unit, Josi would be able to handle all of your program and subsystem management needs.

Standing at 4'10", Josi was built to enter tight spaces for easy repairs. Multitool system can be found imbedded within the droid left arm, leaving the right arm accessible for other vital tools (i.e. scanning devices, hull breach sealant applicators, weapons). Within the chest cavity of the machine, you will find an I.S.685 Automatic Power Generator, guaranteeing exponentially prolonged power-life without needs for replacement power sources (so long as the generator is in good condition).

Unit Engineer Jay Kaas' Notes: "Stagemark Corp would prefer for me not to write these notes, but it's my job to specify any oddities that may be found in the unit. Usually it's the basic information. A squeaky bolt here or there for the sake of records. However, 'Josi' is a unique situation. Due to some manner of interference with its personality module, they have been taken off of the standard factory settings. All J-051 units are made to be the perfect and unquestioning worker, but this one is a special case. While able to perform at, if not above, the normal level of other J-051 units, Josi has a bit of an... apprehensive nature about performing the commands given to it."

"When it is given a command that could otherwise cause harm to itself, it will delete the command from its systems if it so wishes. This makes the unit quite unpredictable, but otherwise you could have no better worker droid on a ship. Josi is also a very effective worker, not having failed a job contracted of Stagemark Corp. Let me refer to contract C-32. Josi arrived to the contracted location, ship carrying a species of carnivorous creatures. Josi noted piloting the ship to location, but the other crew had been massacred in a containment breach of the specimens. Though the loss of the crew will be mourned, let this speak to Josi's ability to see a job through to the end. No evidence had been found of the unit attempting to harm the contracted crew, so any rumors that the crew deaths were by the hands of Josi are completely false."

End of notes

Image of unit:



Education: Josi is equipped with all general and advanced education modules as required by Stagemark Corporations standards for operations and factory settings. Josi is also equipped with a starmap system, allowing for tracking of paths taken for report purposes. Starmap system also allows for navigation uses available to the contracting party in the case that onboard systems suffer unforeseeable errors.

Professional Experience #1: Onboard Flight Systems Specialist - Performed various services, acting even as pilot/copilot in special circumstances. Able to flx mechanical systems in various classes of starships.

Professional Experience #2: Vehicle Repair Specialist - Able to repair damage to various vehicle types and brands, able to perform emergency external repairs on starships mid-flight

Professional Experience #3: Security Specialist - Josi is also equipped with an advanced targeting system, allowing for highly efficient use of weaponry in the case that protection of crew and contracted individuals is needed.

Certificates/Licenses: As per Stagemark Corp regulations, all J-051 units meet galactic standards for mechanized help and thus earned a Freedom of Employment Certificate and Engineering+ Certificate. Each J-051 unit undergoes various tests and simulations to ensure that tasks can be met. Josi has acquired its Commercial Single-Engine License and Militaristic Weapons Handling License.

Cover Letter:

Greetings potential employers,

My name is Josi and I am sending this cover letter on behalf of Stagemark Corporation. Considering my more recent personality changes, I have been given permission by the company to write the cover letter on my own and sell my abilities appropriately. I have served many purposes during my functional time within Stagemark. I have been an effective engineer, pilot and security as needed. I pride myself on my ability to tend to nearly any duty required of me. I make every effort to see a task to the end, no matter the circumstances. Whether the situation be calm or dire, I'll still perform my absolute best. It is what I was made to do after all.

During my functioning time, I have undergone many tests to ensure my ability to perform. I have passed weapons accuracy tests, starship operation tests, engineering and maintenance tests and various simulations to ensure that my program has not fallen to deterioration on account of the change in personality. I dare say that I am likely even better than my emotionless and monotone kin.

I like to imagine myself as a breath of fresh air, if that is how the saying goes, when it comes to working with organic colleagues. I manage to put people at ease with my disposition as I find most people to grow uneasy around other mechanical beings. I aim to be brotherly to those I work with so that they can trust me with standing beside them through thick and thin when completing a job.

It should also be said that currently Stagemark Corp has sought to relocate me to a new company as staying any longer within Stagemark may see me repurposed in time, so I would happily accept minimum wage over Stagemark's exorbitant contracting prices in order to avoid being turned into a pile of scrap if not a household appliance to sit forever in a humans kitchen

I thank you from the bottom of my personality module for your time and consideration and hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely,

Josi (J-051 #XL4223EK1)

 

[Chordling]

Space adventure awaits you!

 

[yutohase]

Sorry for the wait, I promise I’ll get it done eventually.

 

[yutohase]

Hmm... so my creativity has kinda hit a snag right now, could I send my character in past the deadline and then just be put on a waitlist in case someone drops out?

 

[Chordling]

Hmm... so my creativity has kinda hit a snag right now, could I send my character in past the deadline and then just be put on a waitlist in case someone drops out?

Feel free to save the application for a later date. I do anticipate future recruiting periods after the roleplay is established!

 

[SpazTheButcher]

Can I fill out the resume?

 

[Chordling]

Can I fill out the resume?

Yes, applications are still open until the end of the week. :)