Other What’s the strangest conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?

[Jitterbug]

Anti-vaccination movement.

If you don't vaccinate your kids, you don't deserve to have kids at all.

If you don't vaccinate your kids and they get sick, you should be charged with abuse.

If you don't vaccinate your kids and they get sick and die, you should be charged with child neglectfulness/abuse and, basically, murder.

And if that leads to an outbreak *cough* Seattle *cough* that kills, you should be charged and labeled as a serial killer.

The only reason you should not vaccinate is for legitimate medical reasons. Not personal, not religious, no other reasons.

Love,
An immunocompromised cancer patient in isolation who can't work, go home, or go to school because I live an hour away from Seattle and no one wants me to drop dead from Measles.​

 

[Satanic Nightjar]

Well, I once heard that Trump is actually an Oompaloompa and they're attempting to take over the world.

Slightly concerned. O_0

 

[Jitterbug]

Well, I once heard that Trump is actually an Oompaloompa and they're attempting to take over the world.

Slightly concerned. O_0

Not going to lie, this is hilarious.

 

[cadence]

This is by far my favorite one: So many people think that Adolf Hitler is still alive and has been responsible for many terrorist acts since his time. 9/11? Oh, that was Hitler. That big ol' oil spill that happened in 2010? Hitler. I'm not sure what he's using to make him live this long, but I'll have what he's having. Kane Tanaka needs to step it up.

 

[Galaxy]

Someone once told me that 'modern' and electronic music can posses you. This is odd since I listen to a lot of electronic and modern music, and I'm not possessed.(Although I'm not one to judge. )

 

[Daisie]

Love,
An immunocompromised cancer patient in isolation who can't work, go home, or go to school because I live an hour away from Seattle and no one wants me to drop dead from Measles.​

Dang, I know how you feel. Best wishes I got through cancer, so I'm living proof it's possible. c: You got this.

 

[CabalAnomicPotato]

Oh boy conspiracies! You gotta love them, and to be honest some of them are both completly bizarre and thorouhly crafted.

I prefer to keep an open mind to these theories, as I myself could be called a tinfoil hat wearer in the sense

Project Blue Beam, by far one of the most out-there, but less known, ones i've come across uwu

 

[JadeGreen17]

This is actually a conspiracy that I worked on with some friends in 7th/8th grade, before the series had actually finished airing when we did ATLA RP. But now I realize how crazy it is.

The theory went like this: Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender is dead; that he died in the storm in the beginning of the series instead of entering the avatar state and freezing for 100 years. The theory goes kind of like the "Ash is in a coma" theory, where all the major characters in the show represent different aspects of his pysche, and that he is on a sort of spiritual afterlife journey to come to terms with the responsibility he had and devastated world that he left behind, where his spirit is learning the importance of accepting responsibility before being reincarnated back to his same self in the same timeline 12 years before the fire nation attack. We had bets that the series was going to introduce this plot twist after the Day of Black Sun event.

 

[Darkmaster006]

This is actually a conspiracy that I worked on with some friends in 7th/8th grade, before the series had actually finished airing when we did ATLA RP. But now I realize how crazy it is.

The theory went like this: Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender is dead; that he died in the storm in the beginning of the series instead of entering the avatar state and freezing for 100 years. The theory goes kind of like the "Ash is in a coma" theory, where all the major characters in the show represent different aspects of his pysche, and that he is on a sort of spiritual afterlife journey to come to terms with the responsibility he had and devastated world that he left behind, where his spirit is learning the importance of accepting responsibility before being reincarnated back to his same self in the same timeline 12 years before the fire nation attack. We had bets that the series was going to introduce this plot twist after the Day of Black Sun event.

That's real funny!! Would have been quite the twist, though.

As for crazy theories, one day I entered a 4chan link I think it was through twitter and there was some guy talking about how the god of the jews liked the smell of burnt meat and that the space is said to smell like that so he drew a connection and there was like a really elaborate argument on the jews or some aliens controlling the world, but it was really elaborate, there was something with some statue of the in the Vatican, idk, it was just so weird to read.

 

[cactoupus]

My favorite one has to be that PeTA is founded by the meat industry to make vegans/vegetarians look bad.
It's so ridiculous, I love it.

 

[Emotional Enigma]

Craziest one I've heard I think is the Avril Lavigne theory about her being replaced hence why she looks so young, or something like that.