Humor what I HATE about your zodiac sign

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

im a pisces and i am personally attacked *wheezes*

 

[deer]

im so bloody amused ! love everything about this ! trying to deal with two whole ass personalities at the same time is e x h a u s t i n g ! need help with balance ? don’t ask us geminis because we are a rollercoaster ! just wanna fun but also cuddle in bed and say goodbye to the rest of the world !

to add onto geeky’s words , it’s definitely true! since there’s our sun sign, there’s also our moon sign and to be a pisces moon on top of this ? — it’s a m e s s

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

im so bloody amused ! love everything about this ! trying to deal with two whole ass personalities at the same time is e x h a u s t i n g ! need help with balance ? don’t ask us geminis because we are a rollercoaster ! just wanna fun but also cuddle in bed and say goodbye to the rest of the world !

to add onto geeky’s words , it’s definitely true! since there’s our sun sign, there’s also our moon sign and to be a pisces moon on top of this ? — it’s a m e s s

migod, someone pls add all that extra juicy detail to the thread

 

[Nue]

wait I'm gemini but i related to libra more what is this sorcery

 

[AceQueen011502]

The Capricorn one doesn’t exactly apply to me
I’m one of those people who wear their hearts on their sleeve and I’m only ‘“””Pervy””” or make jokes of that context with close friends so I kinda disagree with most of the things you said here dude ^^

 

[AceQueen011502]

The Capricorn one doesn’t exactly apply to me
I’m one of those people who wear their hearts on their sleeve and I’m only ‘“””Pervy””” or make jokes of that context with close friends so I kinda disagree with most of the things you said here dude ^^

But I did find all of this funny

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

*uwu people be realizing i aint an astrologist, i must hide!*

 

[AceQueen011502]

*first time I’ve giggled all morning*
Holyfuck

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

*first time I’ve giggled all morning*
Holyfuck

Mission accomplished

 

[Winter_Wolf]

So in case you were in need of a new victim--born September 19, Virgo I believe?

 

[StrawberryAvalanche]

Oh my goodness, as a Taurus I feel personally attacked (i'm joking), because this is literally how I am. Like oh my gosh, especially the Dr.Phil session advice from friends while I have a meltdown. Omg

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

Oh my goodness, as a Taurus I feel personally attacked (i'm joking), because this is literally how I am. Like oh my gosh, especially the Dr.Phil session advice from friends while I have a meltdown. Omg

 

[forsythia]

You are the cancer and scorpio baby. You cry over everything. You complain over everything. And you are fucking manipulative but as soon as you fuck with them, THEY START CRYING AGAIN. "Like omg.. how you could do this to me..." stfu. The moment you tell them anything, you become worst than the devil.

Side note, these pisces are some clingy mother effers! And you are just stuck with them forever cause bitches cant let you go. You know the crazy manipulative girlfriend that will socially isolate you, poison you but the moment you raise your voice at her, she will start crying and call 911? it's her. It's literally her!

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

LMFAO DIUQHWIDUQW

 

[Elucid]

I feel attacked #notallgeminis

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

I feel attacked #notallgeminis

thats what a gemini would say

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

Oh shit, I’m a Libra, apparently

Peace is our only true way of balance in this mad world. No peace for every other zodiac though because they bring about no balance

Conflict brings suffering and death. Peace does not. Conflict should be avoided at all costs. Unless it’s against Scorpios. Psychopathic bastards.

Did you just insult my ZODIAC SIGN!?! WTF YOU CANT JUST DO THAT THATS WRONG AND FUCKED UP WTF WTF THIS SHIT MIST BE DELETED RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Now you insulted our Lord AND peaceful savior, Gandhi!? Okay, wow, this has gone way too far. I’m done. This is libelous and resulted in so much personal pain from this absolute personal attack on me for my 100% accurate description of myself from some thing called a zodiac sign that I didn’t even know I was until I just looked it up. Blocked and reported
Now listen to the bringer of peace’s inspirational quote

I c a n t
B r e a t h!!!!!!! whee zing

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

Gandhi did his job then and punched you in the throat. You should have listened to Gandhi

HAHAHAHAHHAHA BUT GANDHI IS DEAD

 

[bubblefly]

I'm a gemini ))): I am the quietest person in every social situation possible and hate acting crazy )))): I'm also a hetero. Life sucks when you're a gemini, clearly.






I do admit I need therapy though.

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

I'm a gemini ))): I am the quietest person in every social situation possible and hate acting crazy )))): I'm also a hetero. Life sucks when you're a gemini, clearly.






I do admit I need therapy though.

*looks at u suspiciously*

 

[bubblefly]

*looks at u suspiciously*

I promise I'm not at all like a gemini. I'm loyal af and can't stand being the centre of attention.. Please believe me.

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

I promise I'm not at all like a gemini. I'm loyal af and can't stand being the centre of attention.. Please believe me.

says the girl with her face as the profile image on a roleplay forum cute btw

 

[bubblefly]

says the girl with her face as the profile image on a roleplay forum cute btw

It may not be me for all you know. Could've found it on tumblr or instagram or GOOGLE

 

[d1uni5ys24si3o]

It may not be me for all you know. Could've found it on tumblr or instagram or GOOGLE

I can check that

 

[bubblefly]

I can check that

How?