Fantasy Welcome to the Pantheon (Reboot - Always Accepting!)

[Firebear]

(Hitch Irritating!? NAWWW!!!!)

(Throwing Maw like that would actually make him kinda angry, but he's too dunk to care so it's just mild irritation.)

 

[Stormyface]

Gaël followed Akuma through the portal, and both men could hear the crash of crystal followed by loud yelling in a cowgirl accent.
"You whore it's been 100 years! Where the hell you been, you flea-bitten bitch!?!"





The portal closed behind the two, and Gaël stepped around Akuma.


"This will be your home for as long as you wish it. Welcome, to Frostmourne's Keep."

"It's certainly nice." Akuma remarked, still somewhat shaken from the encounter with Nox. "Mortals have come up with some kind of heating system by now, surely."


@Delacare

 

[Prrrgadilly]

"It's certainly nice." Akuma remarked, still somewhat shaken from the encounter with Nox. "Mortals have come up with some kind of heating system by now, surely."
@Delacare

"You have been gone for a long time haven't you? Yes we have heating and cooling systems. This keep is even equipped with heated floors." Gaël noticed Akuma's off kilter demeanor and turned lead him down a hallway.


"You look like you need a drink, milord. Follow me. I know that dealing with Mother can be intense. Especially when she forgets the affect she has on men. Be they mortal or otherwise." Gaël spoke generally, but a single pointed stare at Akuma's predicament drove his meaning home.

 

[xpstitch]

"This motherf*****..." Freedom mutter while sulking around Olympus. Freedom had been waiting for Virian for longer than his patience liked. Freedom isn't human, but he sure does treat time wasting as if he was. This Virian guy was supposed to be a party god, but Freedom found this host's hospitality to be in the lacking. What kinda host leaves a guest waiting at the front gates that long? Freedom wandered around Olympus for a little, looking for somebody to socialize with.


@everybodyandanybody

 

[Firebear]

Ilim was still at the bar, drinking away. The buzz was getting buzzier, but not fast enough. Chug and refill.

 

[Gridlock]

Ilim was starting to feel a bit of a buzz now. But with everything going on around him it would be better to drink himself senseless. He waved Hitch away, the new-god was starting to annoy him with his Maw-throwing. Oh, but look at the fresh meat!
"Heeey, it's a new guy. What's your deal, new guy?", he said, speech clear but slow. He drank some more whiskey.

Levi Python

​

"Oh, heya." Levi turned to the guy that had just called him out. Holy shit... This guy's gonna fucking die. Levi watched as the man continuously drank from the cup of whiskey in his hands. "Weeeell... there was this chick called Shiva, whom you may know, and she graciously and willingly," he choked out. "gave me her god powers, and now, I'm here. She gave, ya know, the whole I don't wanna live anymore speech so it was uh... a very mutualistic arrangement that we set out, yeah." Smooth... Hey, shut the hell up, I got this.


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[Firebear]

Levi Python

​

"Oh, heya." Levi turned to the guy that had just called him out. Holy shit... This guy's gonna fucking die. Levi watched as the man continuously drank from the cup of whiskey in his hands. "Weeeell... there was this chick called Shiva, whom you may know, and she graciously and willingly," he choked out. "gave me her god powers, and now, I'm here. She gave, ya know, the whole I don't wanna live anymore speech so it was uh... a very mutualistic arrangement that we set out, yeah." Smooth... Hey, shut the hell up, I got this.

"Oh really. Yeah, I remember her, real close to my sister once. I knew she had died of course, we...feel that sort of thing. But I didn't know who did it, Shiva always liked messing with mortals. Wonder how she got depressed enough to agree to such a thing...Very strange." He drank some more whiskey.


"Ah, I don't have enough int'rest to care right now. Welcome to the Pantheon, all that. Have fun, don't break the world."

 

[Stormyface]

"Oh, I'm sure she hadn't forgotten. She was doing that on purpose."


Akuma slapped his forehead.


"I should've taken that bottle... Never mind, she might've come here to get it back. *sigh*"


@Delacare

 

[Prrrgadilly]

"Oh, I'm sure she hadn't forgotten. She was doing that on purpose."
Akuma slapped his forehead.


"I should've taken that bottle... Never mind, she might've come here to get it back. *sigh*"


@Delacare

"You underestimate Her. If she had truly meant to tease, she would have worn nothing more an a couple of shadows or simply nothing at all."


((Example))

"She was simply dressing in what she sees as an appropriate mortal fashion for a high-class night club. You will find that the concept of teasing is beyond Her understanding. Mother is simply too... big to understand many mortal concepts, though she tries." Gaël seemed slightly amused at Alina's reaction.


"If you would like more if that wine, then follow me. It is Her own special concoction and is available in any of Her residences. We also have several other godly beverages."

 

[Firebear]

"Hey, barkeep. Wha' are ya sellin' 'ere? Tapwater? Come on, where's tha strong stuff? Ah'm crrrrravin' some Cocoroco!" He got some more whiskey. "Gah, wha' ever, then. Keep tha piss comin', it's better than nuffin'."

 

[A L M O S]

"Hey, barkeep. Wha' are ya sellin' 'ere? Tapwater? Come on, where's tha strong stuff? Ah'm crrrrravin' some Cocoroco!" He got some more whiskey. "Gah, wha' ever, then. Keep tha piss comin', it's better than nuffin'."

Having cleaned himself up and having rebooted, and feeling slightly abashed at his earlier actions - having made a mental note to try and remove the feeling of pain from himself completely at some point, Hitch went back to the bar to try and apologize to Ilim for his rather untoward actions. When he entered and saw the god clearly drunk out of his mind, he faltered, unsure if it would be wise to interrupt what was clearly a man desperate to be gone from the now... nevertheless he walked over anyway, and retook his original stool a few seats away, calling for another round of his previous drink.

 

[Stormyface]

"You underestimate Her. If she had truly meant to tease, she would have worn nothing more an a couple of shadows or simply nothing at all."
((Example))

"She was simply dressing in what she sees as an appropriate mortal fashion for a high-class night club. You will find that the concept of teasing is beyond Her understanding. Mother is simply too... big to understand many mortal concepts, though she tries." Gaël seemed slightly amused at Akuma's reaction.


"If you would like more if that wine, then follow me. It is Her own special concoction and is available in any of Her residences. We also have several other godly beverages."

((Well, Akuma's a bit of a noob, concerning... love...))


"You say that, but I think she's got the concept of teasing down quite well. And I really could use a glass of whatever's strongest here."


Akuma looked at the boy worriedly.


"You wouldn't happen to have any parents, would you? I wouldn't want them to worry..."


@Delacare


((Christian Gaël?))

 

[Firebear]

Misadventures of a completely shit-faced god





"Keep 'em comin', jus' keeeep 'em comin'"


"Hey, barkeep. How often do gods get sloshed 'ere 'n' tell ya ever'thin' they know?"


"Are yu a god o secrets, cause you'd be a gooood god o secrets."


"Hey, Hitchie. Look, no handzzz"


"All this eth'nol can' be gud f'r mah firez"


"Y'know, Nox's a bitch n all, but daaaamn she got fine knockers. If'n they weren't attached to her I'd... *mumble mumble snrk snrk*"


"Wha' do ya want from me? All I want is no more FUCKIN' pain!"


"I've tried, Munashe. I've tried soo hard..."


"Whaddya lookin' at? None of you have any FUCKIN' right to judge me! I'M MOTHERFUCKIN' ILIM, THIRDBORED CHILD OF CHAOS! LOOK AT THA STARS! SEE THA STARS? THEY'RE MINE! I FUCKIN' MADE 'EM!!! MINE!!!


"I've never liked th' colour purple..."


"Little star babbies...hehe...he..."

 

[xpstitch]

Misadventures of a completely shit-faced god



"Keep 'em comin', jus' keeeep 'em comin'"


"Hey, barkeep. How often do gods get sloshed 'ere 'n' tell ya ever'thin' they know?"


"Are yu a god o secrets, cause you'd be a gooood god o secrets."


"Hey, Hitchie. Look, no handzzz"


"All this eth'nol can' be gud f'r mah firez"


"Y'know, Nox's a bitch n all, but daaaamn she got fine knockers. If'n they weren't attached to her I'd... *mumble mumble snrk snrk*"


"Wha' do ya want from me? All I want is no more FUCKIN' pain!"


"I've tried, Munashe. I've tried soo hard..."


"Whaddya lookin' at? None of you have any FUCKIN' right to judge me! I'M MOTHERFUCKIN' ILIM, THIRDBORED CHILD OF CHAOS! LOOK AT THA STARS! SEE THA STARS? THEY'RE MINE! I FUCKIN' MADE 'EM!!! MINE!!!


"I've never liked th' colour purple..."


"Little star babbies...hehe...he..."

"Oh he sure is handsome..." Freedom says after he walks into the bar and sees Illim.


"I wonder if I can seduce him now that he's so drunk?" Freedom mutters and takes a barstool next to him.

 

[VanRIPPED]

Despite being thrown, Maw was still in the bar. He was curled up in Ilim's lap like a puppy, his tail still and he watched Hitch's every move now. But his healing process had begun, and under the ice that coated him the healing process looked quite ugly. He looked at Freedom and blinked at him. But he was comfortable where he was, even though this god he was sitting on was being really loud.

 

[Prrrgadilly]

((Well, Akuma's a bit of a noob, concerning... love...))
"You say that, but I think she's got the concept of teasing down quite well. And I really could use a glass of whatever's strongest here."


Akuma looked at the boy worriedly.


"You wouldn't happen to have any parents, would you? I wouldn't want them to worry..."


@Delacare


((Christian Gaël?))

"I work for, love and worship the primordial soul of Absolute Darkness. My family, and many others, have been Her servants for thousands of years. My parents know where I am and what I'm doing, which is wherever Nox wants me to be doing what she sees fit." Gaël sighed heavily; he finally gets a job from Her and it's to babysit the sharpest hammer in the toolbox.


Gaël disappeared into a doorway and came back with a golden bottle that glowed from within.


"This is Ilim's Angst. It is a liquor distilled from Ilim's tears of anguish, by Our Lady Herself. It is one of a kind, and the second strongest drink in this corner of the universe. Have a sip." Gaël produced a chalice and poor a small amount of shining liquid into it. The light from the liquid was harsh like pure starlight.


((Christian Gaël?))

 

[Firebear]

"Oh he sure is handsome..." Freedom says after he walks into the bar and sees Illim.
"I wonder if I can seduce him now that he's so drunk?" Freedom mutters and takes a barstool next to him.

"Look everyone. It's another new guy, or is this an old guy. Barkeep, do you know? Don't tell anyone, but I think he's the secret god of sneakrets."


Ilim tried to focus on Freedom and failed.


"Look, new guy...new...guys(?)...even if you're old, I'ma welcome ya. Even if it jus' back."


He looked down in his lap and saw Maw, gasping at the sight. He lifted Maw up to face-height.


"Poor lil beetle-thing. Ya must be so cold. Here, I'll warm ya up."


He tried to make a flame and nearly set fire to the bar.


"Oop, le's not do tha', mebbe."

This is Ilim's Angst. It is a liquor distilled from Ilim's tears of anguish, by Our Lady Herself.

u wot?

 

[VanRIPPED]

Maw would rather snuggle up inside a coat or something then be heated by flame anyway. He'll sit by a fire in a fireplace but not an open flame. Scary stuff. He cheeped at Ilim, curling up again.

 

[xpstitch]

"Look everyone. It's another new guy, or is this an old guy. Barkeep, do you know? Don't tell anyone, but I think he's the secret god of sneakrets."
Ilim tried to focus on Freedom and failed.


"Look, new guy...new...guys(?)...even if you're old, I'ma welcome ya. Even if it jus' back."


He looked down in his lap and saw Maw, gasping at the sight. He lifted Maw up to face-height.


"Poor lil beetle-thing. Ya must be so cold. Here, I'll warm ya up."


He tried to make a flame and nearly set fire to the bar.


"Oop, le's not do tha', mebbe."


u wot?

"I'm new here. I'm the god who was responsible for the abolition of slavery, got a hint on what my domain is cutiepie?" he told the very drunk Illim.

 

[A L M O S]

"I'm new here. I'm the god who was responsible for the abolition of slavery, got a hint on what my domain is cutiepie?" he told the very drunk Illim.

Hitch was rubbing his temples, while at the same time memorizing the dialogue so that he might sell it to some tela-novella later...

 

[Stormyface]

"I work for, love and worship the primordial soul of Absolute Darkness. My family, and many others, have been Her servants for thousands of years. My parents know where I am and what I'm doing, which is wherever Nox wants me to be doing what she sees fit." Gaël sighed heavily; he finally gets a job from Her and it's to babysit the sharpest hammer in the toolbox.
Gaël disappeared into a doorway and came back with a golden bottle that glowed from within.


"This is Ilim's Angst. It is a liquor distilled from Ilim's tears of anguish, by Our Lady Herself. It is one of a kind, and the second strongest drink in this corner of the universe. Have a sip." Gaël produced a chalice and poor a small amount of shining liquid into it. The light from the liquid was harsh like pure starlight.


((Christian Gaël?))

((Hey, hammers aren't supposed to be shar--ooooh... Hormones and Angst? Akuma teenager confirmed. Christian Bale starred in the Dark Knight trilogy as Batman (who famously has no parents). It starts out with him being trained in the League of Shadows fortress (which Frostmourne's Keep is based on)))


"Bottoms up."


Akuma took a sip.


"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah what is depth perception?? I don't even know."


@Delacare

 

[Prrrgadilly]

"Look everyone. It's another new guy, or is this an old guy. Barkeep, do you know? Don't tell anyone, but I think he's the secret god of sneakrets."
Ilim tried to focus on Freedom and failed.


"Look, new guy...new...guys(?)...even if you're old, I'ma welcome ya. Even if it jus' back."


He looked down in his lap and saw Maw, gasping at the sight. He lifted Maw up to face-height.


"Poor lil beetle-thing. Ya must be so cold. Here, I'll warm ya up."


He tried to make a flame and nearly set fire to the bar.


"Oop, le's not do tha', mebbe."


u wot?

((Don't sound so surprised dear. Your despair is some seriously strong stuff


Best not to waste it.))

 

[Prrrgadilly]

((Hey, hammers aren't supposed to be shar--ooooh... Hormones and Angst? Akuma teenager confirmed. Christian Bale starred in the Dark Knight trilogy as Batman (who famously has no parents). It starts out with him being trained in the League of Shadows fortress (which Frostmourne's Keep is based on)))
"Bottoms up."


Akuma took a sip.


"Gaaaaaaaaaaaah what is depth perception?? I don't even know."


@Delacare

((Ahhh ok. Yeah no Gaël's got a real nice set of parents even if they are certifiably insane and wanted in several countries.))


"Well that's disappointing. She said this drink could make a god of foresight go blind temporarily. Why are you still standing?" Gaël tilted his head and asked in the innocent tone of a child.

 

[Panzer]

The wolf suddenly stood back up, the ears perking up as if he heard something .


he quickly stood up and ran into the wall , disappearing again into the wall.


(As I was sorta busy)


@RedTeam Grif

 

[VanRIPPED]

She tilted her head. "Where is he going now?"