Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
"Okay, well? You set up Netflix up in my room, I'll get the popcorn and ice cream, we'll strip, and then we'll start watching!"MuffinRPs said:He giggled, "OK Daddy,"
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"Okay, well? You set up Netflix up in my room, I'll get the popcorn and ice cream, we'll strip, and then we'll start watching!"MuffinRPs said:He giggled, "OK Daddy,"
Ozzy walked into the room with a big bucket of popcorn and two bowls of strawberry ice cream.MuffinRPs said:Danny went into the bedroom and put on Netflix. He stripped and cuddled into the sheets.
"You probably get more complains than any person ever."FireMaiden said:"Everyone wants complaints from me."
"Like a train? Hoot hoot!"FireMaiden said:"No. It's more insults from people who don't like me, and hooting from inmates than compliments."
Ozzy took off his clothes as well and sat with him.MuffinRPs said:"Yes! I am the pink king!" He took a bowl of ice cream from Ozzy and moved along so he could sit down.
She puffed out her cheeks and folded her arms "Don't correct my sounds.....Don't know what a hillbilly sounds like..."FireMaiden said:"No. Cause trains whistle. More like hillbilly hooting."
(The ending pissed me off)MuffinRPs said:"Paper Towns. It's the best."
(Same)FireMaiden said:(The ending pissed me off)
"I wanna hear it now....Just going to imagine it in my bro's voice or Oz's!"FireMaiden said:"Unpleasant."
MuffinRPs said:(Same)
"Why would you abandon me there? Fine. Let's get the boobs!"FireMaiden said:"No, I'd rather not. Anyway, let's go get booze now. Or we can go back to Ozzy's house, and I go home."
"Oz believes you're in high school? He thinks you're staying at your parents?"FireMaiden said:"I wouldn't be abandoning you there, I live a floor up. In the apartment my collage gave me. Oh! Don't tell Ozzy, he still thinks I'm in highschool!"
(YOU FUCKER.)FireMaiden said:"I wouldn't be abandoning you there, I live a floor up. In the apartment my collage gave me. Oh! Don't tell Ozzy, he still thinks I'm in highschool!"
"No, I love John Green. Mostly for Crash Course and The Fault in Our Stars, but... I wish it had a better ending."MuffinRPs said:Danny giggled, "You don't have to. Love is complicated and that's the whole idea. John Green is smart. He knew what he was doing with the book and movie. But you can't deny the ending was bad."