Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
"Okay then. Have you done tongue stuff to your neko friend yet?"FireMaiden said:"Cause I can, that's why."
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"Okay then. Have you done tongue stuff to your neko friend yet?"FireMaiden said:"Cause I can, that's why."
"Nooooo. She's so cute. I can see it. Go back there Miss."FireMaiden said:"She didn't say anything back so I waked off, no big deal."
Ozzy raised his right hand. "It is our duty to get you laid, Hannah. For the betterment of mankind."FireMaiden said:"She didn't say anything back so I waked off, no big deal."
"Nah, I'm good."MuffinRPs said:"Nooooo. She's so cute. I can see it. Go back there Miss."
"Then go do it. Go do some tongue stuff."FireMaiden said:"I can get laid anytime I want."
"Excuses."FireMaiden said:"I'm still a little sore though...."
"When the fuck did you have a four way?"FireMaiden said:"Hey! Doing four people in one night is exhausting! "
"Why didn't you invite me?"FireMaiden said:Hannah chuckled nervously, "Um, well, let's say the same night I cut my arm."
"Sorry. Why didn't you invite us?"MuffinRPs said:Danny growled. "No. Way. Not on my watch,"
"The strip club?"FireMaiden said:"You'd freak cause it took place where I work."
"Your sister told me."FireMaiden said:"How did you know that?!"
"Last month, you two got smashed, went over to my house, drank the rest of my booze, made out with each other, and then locked me in the bathroom."FireMaiden said:"How do you know her? I mean, she wasn't really around much."
"Yeah. It didn't help that I had to grab the rest of my shit from Jack's that day."FireMaiden said:"WE DID WHAT?!"