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Ghazzy Crashasmasha
"Dat ain' fer sale mistah." Ghazzy retorted as the guard held up an engraved flagon. "Das' OHNLEE fer drinkin' squigroot, da bestest beer ehn da hole wurld!" The guard seemed to look at him with a bit of a questioning face. He couldn't really tell behind the helmet. "AH SEE YA DISAGREE'N WIF ME!" He whistled, and one wheelbarrow came forward. The grot was trundling along, pushing along a cart with a wooden keg in it. The keg had 'WAAAAAAGH' painted over it in green. Pouring some from the tap, he filled up the flagon to the brim. " 'Ave a drink, den yoo kan 'ave a ohpiniun onnit."
"I'm not supposed to be drinking on the job, don't make me-"
Suddenly, writhing black tentacles of pure black exploded from the front gate, covering the entirety of the steps. Looking into his drink, he saw that it was mostly unharmed, besides from the fact that some of the mist was rolling over it. The ork shrugged, and just as he lifted the drink to his lips, a ominous voice had burst from everywhere at once.
"͈̼͚͓̙͕ͥͥͨ̽̊W̞͖̖h͎̥̥͙̞̮ͦo͔͔̱͉̱̲ͫͥͫ̏̏ ̗̜̬̤̦ã̖̭̖̞̟̜͉͌r̰̠͎e͓̙̠̼͋̏̾̾ ̜͍̾ỳ̙̌́̀̿o̗̯̯̝ͥͨ͊ͥ̂ͥ̂ͅu̼̝̱͕͕̅?̹͚͋̀ ͚̺̱̯͉̠̓W͈̹͓͇̲̘̆̐ͥ̀̅̉͒ͅh͉̭̱̦̭̆ͭ͐̂͊ỹ̟̥͈͇̞͔̽̆̾͊̚ ̎̓h̰̻͗a̞͔̺̺ͬ̎v͎͍̤̙̖ͬȅͯ̏͋͋͒̏ ̤̳͉̣͇͆y̟̩͓̯͇ͣ͒ͪ̈̈́ͥͤo̟̰ͨ̏̔ͫ̔͂u͓̰̤̫̣̲ ̖͉c͉̠͚̎ͤ̄o̽͒ͯ̀m͎̱̰͇̼̯e̖̟̤̦̻͐ͨ͐ͣͅ?͖͍͙̱̠̬̮̓ͮ̉̾͗"̰̟̤̞͕̍͛͌͒ ͑̀ͮͦ
"I'h ahm Ghazzy Crashasmasha, ov da Blakkfiah. I'z a blakk ork. Uhhh... We'z been walk'n fer some toime ta speek ta ya, so dis is pretty gud fer me an' mah retinoo." He took another swig of his drink, finding it empty already. He shrugged, and tossed the flagon behind him, the cup bouncing off Twogrot's head before landing somewhere under the misty black veil. Ghazzy had looked back to where the cup might've landed, but found nothing. "Mah cup..." he pleaded quietly under his breath. "Anywayz, ah came 'ere coz ov dis WAAAGH biznezz dat's been goin' round. Bein' an entaprisin' ork, ah decided dat ah'd offah mah servoices ta yoo, king kassle. Ah even drew a piktuah ov yoo! Twogrot, stop yer kumplain'n an' gimme da piktuah! Whaddya meen yoo're scared, dis iz da KING we'z talkin' to! Bah!"
He cleared his throat, and pushed Twogrot over to be consumed by the mist. "Kunsiderin' yer a kassle... wich ah honesslee didn' eckspect, ah came ta offa my eckspahteese in da ahrt ov fightin' an' winnin'. Ah can even teach ya spores ta foight, if dey also arren' kassles. Be pretty 'ard ta foight if ya a kassle, no affenz my King."
Ignoring the screams of Twogrot's fear of the dark, he continued talking to the King. "WAA- Ahem. WAAAG-." He cleared his throat profusely. "WAAAAAAAAaaaaaar, iz brewin' on da hoarizzin, yoo'z gonna need alla da help yoo kan get, and dis bit ov help iz pretty... helpfoll? I dun wanna use dat wurd, but dat's gonna be da word mah Kassle."
He was otherwise nonchalant with the King's outrage with his prescence. He has had varying limbs sliced off by the Phoenix himself, both his eyes gouged out, and his jaw robbed of all it's teeth. That's how he met Dok anyways. Stitching does a good work for the body.
Scratching his chin, he wondered what else he could say to the king that would impress him. Whilst he was doing this, his mouth was hanging open, with a long "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." leaving it. He drew from previous experience, and took the safest choice of action. "uhhhhhhhhhh... Wan' a drink?"
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