Fantasy Underworld High

[OnyxReaper]

Leo bursts into hysterical laughter "you should hear about the time I teleported into a prison shower and a guy dropped the soap"

 

[:aino:]

"Yeah, I'll pass," Kahn says, looking around the pool room, and looking outside the door. "So, this is your place?"

 

[Harbinger]

Mati gets out of the pool and gives leo a hard punch to the stomach. "thanks for giving me a heart attack honey." She gave kahn a hug "It's good to see you here kahn, your new Lycan friend will be glad your here too." Mati took a sip of her wine and dired off.

 

[:aino:]

"...Lycan? There's a wolf here...?" Kahn gulps, but suddenly he stops and smells. "Is that... whiskey?" Kahn runs out of the pool towards the kitchen.

 

[OnyxReaper]

"Don't drink the one inside the wall, it's more valuable than the Vatican"

 

[Harbinger]

"If you drink the open bottle that is in the wall too, I rip your tongue out and shove it where the sun don't shine." Mati walked back in to the house.

 

[:aino:]

Kahn sits down, taking a few shots. "Where's Sev?"

 

[OnyxReaper]

"Masturbating over pics of my sisters probably"

 

[Harbinger]

"Leo, I've seen some pictures of your sisters. They are not as pretty as people make them think they are." She takes a sip of the 300 year old wine. "how do you like those guns I got you?" 
"No I think Sev maybe masturbating about picturing himself in your spot when I told him the "Exotique dancer" story last night."

 

[OnyxReaper]

Leo slams his face into a wall at Mati's last comment "please stop, I'll hate him more if I think he does that"

 

[:aino:]

"..Not sure if I want to know." Kahn says, starting to get buzzed.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Leo stares at Kahn "please dont"

 

[:aino:]

Kahn stares at Leo, taking another shot. "Pleash don't what?"

 

[Harbinger]

"Why not leo, Sev already knows and We both know he'll tell kahn anyways."

 

[:aino:]

Kahn hiccups. "Tell me what? I want to know!" He begins to spin around in the stool.

 

[Harbinger]

"Calm down Neko Boy and I'll tell you the quick version to keep Leo's sanity. Before I came to the school, I was a stripper for 50 years and three days before I came to the school I gave Leo 4 private dances and we shared drinks.

 

[:aino:]

"Huh? oh, uhhh, coool." Kahn says, trying to balance the cups on each other.

 

[OnyxReaper]

Leo sighs, exasperated.

 

[Harbinger]

"I liked sev's reaction better oh well." Mati walks over and knocks over the glasses that Kahn had balanced. "Opps, did I do that" and she started to make lunch.

 

[:aino:]

Kahn sniffs at the knocked-over classes and turns to leo. "Hey, Do you *hic* have darts?"

 

[OnyxReaper]

"I am not letting a drunken fool like you play darts"

 

[:aino:]

Kahn slams his hands down on the table, making one of the glasses fall off. "I take that as a challenge. Why don't we *hic* have a little competition?" Kahn says, pulling out his Five-seven.

 

[Harbinger]

Mati walks over to Kahn and takes his gun and knife away from him. "You'll get these back when you sober up, and I swear if I see you near them Kahn. "Mati waves the sharp knife at kahn "this will end up in your hand and I'm not joking."

 

[OnyxReaper]

"Nah Mati, let's see what sorta competition he wants"

 

[:aino:]

Kahn frowns, and unsheathes his Tanto from his boot. He throws it at a hollow front half of a skull on Leo's wall, and it lands directly in the center of an eye hole. 
"Now can I have my gun and *hic* knife back?"