Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
"Best I've had in a while." Tyr said, finishing his second mug. "Food's good too. I'm gonna get some more." On his way up to the bar, he bumped into an orc, accidentally spilling his ale. "Oi, asshole. Did you juss' spill me drink?" The orc said, shoving Tyr into the bar. "Now lad, I've got me girl over there. And I don't want to be starting any fights. I'll pay for your drink, okay?" The orc looked over at Bailey. "That bitch o'er there?" Tyr threw the first punch, knocking the orc over the table. The result? A bar fight.