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𝔐𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔠 ℑ𝔫𝔡𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔲𝔞𝔩 (((((((((((((
Rhubarion Action_2.
Rhubarion calmly sauntered around the Hall of Gods, humming atonally and whispering occasionally. It was evident that he was incredibly bored and moderately frustrated with himself.
Ya' know... for a god, I don't do shit!
He proceeded to kick the hypercube he had previously gazed into for months on end into oblivion. He simply couldn't contain the sheer vexation he had with himself and was beginning to partially lose it.
Months...months! I couldn't possess the ability to just... just GET UP AND DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!
His blatant laziness was finally approaching his deepest feelings. Rhubarion was fed up with himself and his actions (or lack thereof). Immediately, he found it necessary to devise a conspiracy that would be noticed quite quickly. A conspiracy that would attack the heart of Ocaeril and could conjure potential conflict. He sits on the cold tiled floor and contemplates several ideas.
A non-heliocentric universe! No, no... I've already done that prior. Uhh... veggieman! No, that's just moronic. Hmm...
Rhubarion ponders several conspiracies for around an hour and a half. He finally conceives an idea he'd think would suit his needs.
Wait I think I have it! Something that'll alter the very social and economic foundation of this godforsaken planet! I will speak to a couple of townsfolk and easily convince them to pursue the ways of my cult. I'll need to make a few minor alterations to my cultist belief system though.
Rhubarion exits the Hall of Gods and transports himself to a nearby municipality via conspiracy based teleportation techniques. He lands within a populated area of the village; a merchants' district.
Hey! All of you, and I mean every last one of you!
The crowd pans their view directly towards Rhubarion, looking utterly bewildered.
You, you guys. Does anyone of you want to obtain spiritual freedom?
The crowd looks at one another in a confused manner.
Ya know, being completely devoid of any responsibility?
Every single person in the crowd starts to whisper and speak among themselves. The mild chitter-chat and discussion quickly evolved into an eruption of ranting and raving. It was clear the audience craved such things Rhubarion brought forth.
Well, I can tell you guys have quite the liking towards such a thing. Ya want it, like real bad?
The crowd bursts out into an astounding "Yes!", said in unison.
Sure thing! Here you go.
Rhubarion summons a massive hypercube which instantly entrances each person within the merchant's district. Each onlookers' eyes are instantly transfixed to the majestic figure. They are bound to the words said by Rhubarion.
Action: "I hereby declare that each one of you will be stripped of your current human condition, and be simply reduced to fundamental & unbridled human instinct. You will all be designated within a tribe of sorts, killing whatever may breathe that isn't your own and possess a savage hunger for territory. My word is your obligation. Your title: Anarcho-Primitivists. "
Rhubarion seemingly removes the hypercube from reality itself. His followers appear to be primal in their movements. Their speech; drawled and strident. Their clothing: tattered and threadbare.
*Maniacal Laughter* Wow, this is just genuinely fantastic. Now, how about some signage. Time to promote your brand!
Typical AnPrim sign, Strewn about Ocaeril for all to see. Primarily Imperialists.
Rhubarion calmly sauntered around the Hall of Gods, humming atonally and whispering occasionally. It was evident that he was incredibly bored and moderately frustrated with himself.
Ya' know... for a god, I don't do shit!
He proceeded to kick the hypercube he had previously gazed into for months on end into oblivion. He simply couldn't contain the sheer vexation he had with himself and was beginning to partially lose it.
Months...months! I couldn't possess the ability to just... just GET UP AND DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!
His blatant laziness was finally approaching his deepest feelings. Rhubarion was fed up with himself and his actions (or lack thereof). Immediately, he found it necessary to devise a conspiracy that would be noticed quite quickly. A conspiracy that would attack the heart of Ocaeril and could conjure potential conflict. He sits on the cold tiled floor and contemplates several ideas.
A non-heliocentric universe! No, no... I've already done that prior. Uhh... veggieman! No, that's just moronic. Hmm...
Rhubarion ponders several conspiracies for around an hour and a half. He finally conceives an idea he'd think would suit his needs.
Wait I think I have it! Something that'll alter the very social and economic foundation of this godforsaken planet! I will speak to a couple of townsfolk and easily convince them to pursue the ways of my cult. I'll need to make a few minor alterations to my cultist belief system though.
Rhubarion exits the Hall of Gods and transports himself to a nearby municipality via conspiracy based teleportation techniques. He lands within a populated area of the village; a merchants' district.
Hey! All of you, and I mean every last one of you!
The crowd pans their view directly towards Rhubarion, looking utterly bewildered.
You, you guys. Does anyone of you want to obtain spiritual freedom?
The crowd looks at one another in a confused manner.
Ya know, being completely devoid of any responsibility?
Every single person in the crowd starts to whisper and speak among themselves. The mild chitter-chat and discussion quickly evolved into an eruption of ranting and raving. It was clear the audience craved such things Rhubarion brought forth.
Well, I can tell you guys have quite the liking towards such a thing. Ya want it, like real bad?
The crowd bursts out into an astounding "Yes!", said in unison.
Sure thing! Here you go.
Rhubarion summons a massive hypercube which instantly entrances each person within the merchant's district. Each onlookers' eyes are instantly transfixed to the majestic figure. They are bound to the words said by Rhubarion.
Action: "I hereby declare that each one of you will be stripped of your current human condition, and be simply reduced to fundamental & unbridled human instinct. You will all be designated within a tribe of sorts, killing whatever may breathe that isn't your own and possess a savage hunger for territory. My word is your obligation. Your title: Anarcho-Primitivists. "
Rhubarion seemingly removes the hypercube from reality itself. His followers appear to be primal in their movements. Their speech; drawled and strident. Their clothing: tattered and threadbare.
*Maniacal Laughter* Wow, this is just genuinely fantastic. Now, how about some signage. Time to promote your brand!
Typical AnPrim sign, Strewn about Ocaeril for all to see. Primarily Imperialists.