BlackCat-055
Cultist Cat hopped on Donuts
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Tanya looked around, the sweat piling on herself, she did not want to die to some measly Imperial nut job, but the sheer coincidence that they had copper on them was annoying as hell.
Sh turned her head to Merlin who was tied up with her on the back, she chuckled nervously as she struggled in her ropes.
"Why the hell didn't you cast a spell yet?!"
"Uhh, so uh you know how I play lots of tavern tricks to a-"
"You were the one who set off the fire works haven't you"
"Yes" she said shamefully as her head drooped.
Tanya sighed as she looked around, struggling against the ropes to loosen it more and more.
"Now, now don't worry Tanya-chan! I'm sure our apprentices will help us sooner than later! Aany minute now!"
"Okay fine, I'll trust them like a good mentor I am"
"Wonderful! Keep up the good mind-"
"Actually even if you lost most of your mana with that fireworks display which was so big that I swear even the Nekomatus would see it, shouldn't you be able to do something? Actually why are you here?!"
"Well do you want the truth or the nicely coated one"
"The truth you perverted half-incubus"
"Okay I may or may not have tried to initiate a lesbian relationship with the mayor of the town"
Tanya's response was only a stare.
Merlin chuckled sheepishly
"And so uhh, the Inquisitor was the friend of the mayor and when they found us, uhh, doing the thing, he instinctively did some holy spell, which uhh, well, hurted me and now I'm somehow binded"
"How are you binded?! YOU ARE MERLIN! THE FUCKING MERLIN OF CAMELOT! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS! YOU ARE THE ONE OF THE GRAND CANDIDATES OF THE GRAND CASTER CLASS! IF NOT THE GRAND CASTER CLASS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO WEAK HERE?!"
"Well, uhh, WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING OH QUEEN OF CAMELOT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO BE POWERFUL! OH APPRENTICE OF THE FIRST HERO"
"I! HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THAT! AND THAT IS THE FUCKING BAR OF COPPER STABBED INTO MY INSIDES! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I AM IN?!! THE BURNING WILL BE LESS PAINFUL THAN THIS!"
"SORRY! BUT-hey do you smell that?"
"Wait, a burning smell"
They looked down to see that the wood was lit up already and they were slowly reaching them, to their fiery deaths, not dying by lack of oxygen since they could handle that, but the burning itself.
"Well that's annoying"
"Indeed! So uhh, scream for help?!"
"Tch, I'm much more better than that"
"No, I mean we should really scream for help, our loud noises would get everyone's attention with how loud we are right?"
"Wait wha-oh" she then noticed her apprentice and Daisy on the rooftops.
"I see, well I guess there's a first time for everything"
Tanya cleared her throat and screamed as loud as she can
"HEEEEELP! HEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! WHERE ARE THE GODS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!!? I'M GONNA DIE TO STUPID DEATH WHICH WILL MAKE ME AN UTTER FOOL TO EVERYONE IN THE THRONE!"
"Yeah! Yeah! More! More!"
"SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM DYING WITH THIS IDIOTIC FOOL!"
"Ye-HEY! OH SHUT UP YOU ARROGANT PRICK!"
"I MEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN HER?! SHE GOES AROUND LIKE A HARLOT!"
"OH COME ON!"
The two then continued to bicker when Daisy summoned a strange monstrous creature which resembled a wingless dragon but made out of clay, it roared as it trashed around, Daisy and Tanya's apprentice dropped down from the building, Tanya's apprentice grabbed a few dozen knives from her satchel and accurately threw them at the guards who weren't distracted by the clay drake.
Daisy took an enchantment of fire resistance as she jumped in and slowly cut off the ropes as the clay drake and Tanya's apprentice held the bay as more and more militia went in at the orders of the Inquisitor.
Eventually Daisy was able to get the ropes cut off, pull out the bar of copper out of Tanya, grabbed both of them, and jumped Tanya and Merlin off safely.
Tanya's apprentice saw that they were getting away and ran after them, Daisy performed a spell which threw out an ethereal hand which Tanya's apprentice grabbed, Daisy then pulled Tanya's apprentice to them.
Daisy then made a hand sign which caused the Clay Dragon to inflate and bubble before exploding, a huge burst of smoke covered most of the town, which allowed the four to escape.
Tanya's apprentice gasped for air as she ran with the others, looking at Daisy, she asked her a question.
"heh, that was awesome! What was that anyways?"
"oh" Daisy sighed before resuming "it was pretty simple, over the years, I developed a Jutsu which allowed me to manipulate clay, see!" Daisy then removed her glove to show off the hand in her mouth.
"Oh! Sick! I gotta learn that"
"Sure! I'll teach you if you can later! But for now, let's scram!"
Meanwhile in the town, the Inquisitor coughed and gasped for air as he waved away the smoke, he gritted his teeth as he looked to the sky.
"I'll get you Lich! If it's the last thing I'll doo!"
Tanya looked around, the sweat piling on herself, she did not want to die to some measly Imperial nut job, but the sheer coincidence that they had copper on them was annoying as hell.
Sh turned her head to Merlin who was tied up with her on the back, she chuckled nervously as she struggled in her ropes.
"Why the hell didn't you cast a spell yet?!"
"Uhh, so uh you know how I play lots of tavern tricks to a-"
"You were the one who set off the fire works haven't you"
"Yes" she said shamefully as her head drooped.
Tanya sighed as she looked around, struggling against the ropes to loosen it more and more.
"Now, now don't worry Tanya-chan! I'm sure our apprentices will help us sooner than later! Aany minute now!"
"Okay fine, I'll trust them like a good mentor I am"
"Wonderful! Keep up the good mind-"
"Actually even if you lost most of your mana with that fireworks display which was so big that I swear even the Nekomatus would see it, shouldn't you be able to do something? Actually why are you here?!"
"Well do you want the truth or the nicely coated one"
"The truth you perverted half-incubus"
"Okay I may or may not have tried to initiate a lesbian relationship with the mayor of the town"
Tanya's response was only a stare.
Merlin chuckled sheepishly
"And so uhh, the Inquisitor was the friend of the mayor and when they found us, uhh, doing the thing, he instinctively did some holy spell, which uhh, well, hurted me and now I'm somehow binded"
"How are you binded?! YOU ARE MERLIN! THE FUCKING MERLIN OF CAMELOT! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THINGS! YOU ARE THE ONE OF THE GRAND CANDIDATES OF THE GRAND CASTER CLASS! IF NOT THE GRAND CASTER CLASS! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO WEAK HERE?!"
"Well, uhh, WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING OH QUEEN OF CAMELOT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO BE POWERFUL! OH APPRENTICE OF THE FIRST HERO"
"I! HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THAT! AND THAT IS THE FUCKING BAR OF COPPER STABBED INTO MY INSIDES! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAIN I AM IN?!! THE BURNING WILL BE LESS PAINFUL THAN THIS!"
"SORRY! BUT-hey do you smell that?"
"Wait, a burning smell"
They looked down to see that the wood was lit up already and they were slowly reaching them, to their fiery deaths, not dying by lack of oxygen since they could handle that, but the burning itself.
"Well that's annoying"
"Indeed! So uhh, scream for help?!"
"Tch, I'm much more better than that"
"No, I mean we should really scream for help, our loud noises would get everyone's attention with how loud we are right?"
"Wait wha-oh" she then noticed her apprentice and Daisy on the rooftops.
"I see, well I guess there's a first time for everything"
Tanya cleared her throat and screamed as loud as she can
"HEEEEELP! HEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! WHERE ARE THE GODS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!!? I'M GONNA DIE TO STUPID DEATH WHICH WILL MAKE ME AN UTTER FOOL TO EVERYONE IN THE THRONE!"
"Yeah! Yeah! More! More!"
"SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM DYING WITH THIS IDIOTIC FOOL!"
"Ye-HEY! OH SHUT UP YOU ARROGANT PRICK!"
"I MEAN! HAVE YOU SEEN HER?! SHE GOES AROUND LIKE A HARLOT!"
"OH COME ON!"
The two then continued to bicker when Daisy summoned a strange monstrous creature which resembled a wingless dragon but made out of clay, it roared as it trashed around, Daisy and Tanya's apprentice dropped down from the building, Tanya's apprentice grabbed a few dozen knives from her satchel and accurately threw them at the guards who weren't distracted by the clay drake.
Daisy took an enchantment of fire resistance as she jumped in and slowly cut off the ropes as the clay drake and Tanya's apprentice held the bay as more and more militia went in at the orders of the Inquisitor.
Eventually Daisy was able to get the ropes cut off, pull out the bar of copper out of Tanya, grabbed both of them, and jumped Tanya and Merlin off safely.
Tanya's apprentice saw that they were getting away and ran after them, Daisy performed a spell which threw out an ethereal hand which Tanya's apprentice grabbed, Daisy then pulled Tanya's apprentice to them.
Daisy then made a hand sign which caused the Clay Dragon to inflate and bubble before exploding, a huge burst of smoke covered most of the town, which allowed the four to escape.
Tanya's apprentice gasped for air as she ran with the others, looking at Daisy, she asked her a question.
"heh, that was awesome! What was that anyways?"
"oh" Daisy sighed before resuming "it was pretty simple, over the years, I developed a Jutsu which allowed me to manipulate clay, see!" Daisy then removed her glove to show off the hand in her mouth.
"Oh! Sick! I gotta learn that"
"Sure! I'll teach you if you can later! But for now, let's scram!"
Meanwhile in the town, the Inquisitor coughed and gasped for air as he waved away the smoke, he gritted his teeth as he looked to the sky.
"I'll get you Lich! If it's the last thing I'll doo!"