Fantasy The Worst Pantheon: Live and Reloaded (IC Thread) (OPEN)

[KolastoRPN]

Ocaeril started to do a dance move he liked to call 'The Monkey.' It was essentially him with his legs wide open, and throwing his hands up and down, as he continued to drunkenly sing in the distance, albeit less loudly.

"M~~aaaan I~~~'m pr~~~reeety! Hiccup! T~~This is p~~art of the s~soong by the w~~~way..."

"...that dance..." Helsa muttered. "It makes me want to punch Ocaeril in the face so very hard."

 

[Churl]

"...that dance..." Helsa muttered. "It makes me want to punch Ocaeril in the face so very hard."

“...Really? It...took...up...to...the...dance...for...that...to...set...in? I’m...not...even...that...mad...about...it. It’s...completely...what...I...expect...from...him.”

 

[KolastoRPN]

“...Really? It...took...up...to...the...dance...for...that...to...set...in? I’m...not...even...that...mad...about...it. It’s...completely...what...I...expect...from...him.”

"...I feel as if I saw any male doing that dance, I would have a violent urge to punch them in the face so hard that the fabric of reality would feel it."

 

[Celestial Speck]

​

"C~~~moon! Gaa~~ls, He~~lsa, In~~qui, A~~bby, I~~ckol, you t~~oo, T~~ables man!" ...God, that's a way to butcher a name. Was it intentional because he worships Yimor? Most likely, but you can never be too sure. Even as he acted in a really... Angry way to everyone else involved, there was still an odd sense of joy for Helsa, and Inqui, perhaps, as he did this old, old dance. Something that should be kept under the earth, but even so, manages to raise everyone's spirits in the wrong way.

...Still, it was rather nostalgic.

"D~~o the M~~onkeh w~~ith me!"

 

[KolastoRPN]

Helsa Conversational

​

"C~~~moon! Gaa~~ls, He~~lsa, In~~qui, A~~bby, I~~ckol, you t~~oo, T~~ables man!" ...God, that's a way to butcher a name. Was it intentional because he worships Yimor? Most likely, but you can never be too sure. Even as he acted in a really... Angry way to everyone else involved, there was still an odd sense of joy for Helsa, and Inqui, perhaps, as he did this old, old dance. Something that should be kept under the earth, but even so, manages to raise everyone's spirits in the wrong way.

...Still, it was rather nostalgic.

"D~~o the M~~onkeh w~~ith me!"

"...Lucius, Ickol, hold him down. I am going to punch him in the face so hard that a crater will spontaneously form somewhere on the planet."

 

[Selee-01]

​

"C~~~moon! Gaa~~ls, He~~lsa, In~~qui, A~~bby, I~~ckol, you t~~oo, T~~ables man!" ...God, that's a way to butcher a name. Was it intentional because he worships Yimor? Most likely, but you can never be too sure. Even as he acted in a really... Angry way to everyone else involved, there was still an odd sense of joy for Helsa, and Inqui, perhaps, as he did this old, old dance. Something that should be kept under the earth, but even so, manages to raise everyone's spirits in the wrong way.

...Still, it was rather nostalgic.

"D~~o the M~~onkeh w~~ith me!"

Tabbris cautiously danced, more out of fear than anything.

 

[Churl]

Helsa Conversational



"...Lucius, Ickol, hold him down. I am going to punch him in the face so hard that a crater will spontaneously form somewhere on the planet."

“...I...I...take...it...all...back. I...am...definitely...considering...asking...you...out...after...this.”

Ickol tosses a bunch of large pool noodles on Ocaeril.
“These...are...bars...of...the...heaviest...metal...on...the...planet.”

Despite the fact he knows they aren’t, and even if they were they shouldn’t be able to hold him, Ocaeril is still pinned to the ground by the pool noodles.

 

[KolastoRPN]

Helsa Conversational

“...I...I...take...it...all...back. I...am...definitely...considering...asking...you...out...after...this.”

Ickol tosses a bunch of large pool noodles on Ocaeril.
“These...are...bars...of...the...heaviest...metal...on...the...planet.”

Despite the fact he knows they aren’t, and even if they were they shouldn’t be able to hold him, Ocaeril is still pinned to the ground by the pool noodles.

"Thank you." Helsa says.

And then, she charges right at Ocaeril, and punches him right in the face. No, that doesn't describe it right. That does not describe the pure hatred contained in that blow. In that moment, it was as if all the females that had ever been flirted with by a 'ladies man' were channeling their pure, violent rage through Helsa's fist. It was as if they, in a single moment, did not care about their standing. All they cared about was vengeance against those flirts.

Also, the crater Helsa talked about did form.

 

[Celestial Speck]

Helsa Conversational



"Thank you." Helsa says.

And then, she charges right at Ocaeril, and punches him right in the face. No, that doesn't describe it right. That does not describe the pure hatred contained in that blow. In that moment, it was as if all the females that had ever been flirted with by a 'ladies man' were channeling their pure, violent rage through Helsa's fist. It was as if they, in a single moment, did not care about their standing. All they cared about was vengeance against those flirts.

Also, the crater Helsa talked about did form.

Ocaeril, unfortunately, never quite was able to finish doing the monkey with anyone else aside from Tabbris, but simply put, he was content with the way things were going. After all, that's how the monkey ended! Someone needed to be the monkey, and the monkey needed to go bananas! ...Was he making sense? Probably not. Still, Ocaeril got sent a good deal away from the punch, spinning around in the snow, before finally stopping at the entrance of the studio, a small bit of steam coming from his face. He wasn't moving, though, he definitely was alive, and what he said next essentially confirmed it.

"Yeah, whatever."

...And in a poof, Ocaeril got replaced by a bunch of wood under the noodles, as suddenly, Helsa would feel something cold hitting her face- snow.

In the distance, a Ocaeril with a red nose because of so much drinking, and snowmen with snowballs on his hand, stood in front of Helsa, as he grinned and swings his wine around.

"N~~ow that's the hoo~~liii~~daaaaaaaay! Spi~~rit! N~~now, just l~~ike, w~~he~~n I was a kii~~d!"

And so, snowballs got thrown at Helsa, an expression of genuine childish joy on Ocaeril's face.

 

[KolastoRPN]

Helsa Conversational

Ocaeril, unfortunately, never quite was able to finish doing the monkey with anyone else aside from Tabbris, but simply put, he was content with the way things were going. After all, that's how the monkey ended! Someone needed to be the monkey, and the monkey needed to go bananas! ...Was he making sense? Probably not. Still, Ocaeril got sent a good deal away from the punch, spinning around in the snow, before finally stopping at the entrance of the studio, a small bit of steam coming from his face. He wasn't moving, though, he definitely was alive, and what he said next essentially confirmed it.

"Yeah, whatever."

...And in a poof, Ocaeril got replaced by a bunch of wood under the noodles, as suddenly, Helsa would feel something cold hitting her face- snow.

In the distance, a Ocaeril with a red nose because of so much drinking, and snowmen with snowballs on his hand, stood in front of Helsa, as he grinned and swings his wine around.

"N~~ow that's the hoo~~liii~~daaaaaaaay! Spi~~rit! N~~now, just l~~ike, w~~he~~n I was a kii~~d!"

And so, snowballs got thrown at Helsa, an expression of genuine childish joy on Ocaeril's face.

...

Helsa calmly stood there for a couple seconds. She slowly wiped the snowball off her face.

"Lucius. Wake up. Now."

Lucius, sensing his goddess needing him (and the sheer rage that was pouring off her right now), stumbled awake and over to her. Still very drunk.

"Yeah, I got it. Whrat ddo you need?"

"Begin gather snow."

And then Helsa threw a giant snowball right at Ocaeril's face.

 

[Selee-01]

Helsa Conversational



...

Helsa calmly stood there for a couple seconds. She slowly wiped the snowball off her face.

"Lucius. Wake up. Now."

Lucius, sensing his goddess needing him (and the sheer rage that was pouring off her right now), stumbled awake and over to her. Still very drunk.

"Yeah, I got it. Whrat ddo you need?"

"Begin gather snow."

And then Helsa threw a giant snowball right at Ocaeril's face.

Tabbris chucked a snowball at Ickol and ducked behind a camera.

 

[Churl]

Tabbris chucked a snowball at Ickol and ducked behind a camera.

It smacked her in the face. She looked at Tabbris, and scooped up a ball of snow. She tapped it, and it was on fire.
“...Run.”

 

[Selee-01]

It smacked her in the face. She looked at Tabbris, and scooped up a ball of snow. She tapped it, and it was on fire.
“...Run.”

Tabbris jumped into the air, and fled with laughter.

"Gotta catch me first!"

 

[Celestial Speck]

Helsa Conversational



...

Helsa calmly stood there for a couple seconds. She slowly wiped the snowball off her face.

"Lucius. Wake up. Now."

Lucius, sensing his goddess needing him (and the sheer rage that was pouring off her right now), stumbled awake and over to her. Still very drunk.

"Yeah, I got it. Whrat ddo you need?"

"Begin gather snow."

And then Helsa threw a giant snowball right at Ocaeril's face.

The snowball suddenly stopped, as Ocaeril did a single Hand Seal with his free hand that wasn't holding his wine, and, as such, the giant snowball suddenly breaking into many pieces, its snow floating and flying behind Ocaeril in an almost beautiful, drunken manner, as it suddenly reshaped itself, and it became a giant...Something. The shape was really odd, and it almost resembled Helsa, but...Uh...Very clearly not Helsa. It then got fired at her, as the snowmen, suddenly looking like cute girls and boys with orange hair and caps in the shape of pumpkins, fired an barrage at the goddess of corruption.

"H~~Hey H~~Helsa~~!" Ocaeril screamed, grinning wildly. "I~~f y~~you lose, yo~~u have to g~~o out with m~~me, to s~~see who can handle drinking m~~more! I'mm~~a beat y~~you here and a~~after! In~~qui can come too, to s~~ee you f~~ail!"

...What an odd way to ask an girl out.

 

[Churl]

Tabbris jumped into the air, and fled with laughter.

"Gotta catch me first!"

“You...all...betray...the...spirit...of...Krassmas!

...

Whatever...it...is...that...actually...entails!”

With an animalistic grace, Ickol sprung after the fleeing masked cultist, throwing more fire snowballs as the snow golems ducked and hid.

 

[KolastoRPN]

The snowball suddenly stopped, as Ocaeril did a single Hand Seal with his free hand that wasn't holding his wine, and, as such, the giant snowball suddenly breaking into many pieces, its snow floating and flying behind Ocaeril in an almost beautiful, drunken manner, as it suddenly reshaped itself, and it became a giant...Something. The shape was really odd, and it almost resembled Helsa, but...Uh...Very clearly not Helsa. It then got fired at her, as the snowmen, suddenly looking like cute girls and boys with orange hair and caps in the shape of pumpkins, fired an barrage at the goddess of corruption.

"H~~Hey H~~Helsa~~!" Ocaeril screamed, grinning wildly. "I~~f y~~you lose, yo~~u have to g~~o out with m~~me, to s~~see who can handle drinking m~~more! I'mm~~a beat y~~you here and a~~after! In~~qui can come too, to s~~ee you f~~ail!"

...What an odd way to ask an girl out.

"...I will destroy you in this battle then." Helsa calmly says, before gesturing to Lucius. "Do something about this!"

"Alright. Ooh, i rgot an idea! I'lhl make ua clone!"

"...wait, Lucius NO!"

And then a horribly messed up version of Helsa popped into existence, rolling around in the snow.

"...what the HELL, LUCIUS?!"

"Mgy cloniqng uis a awork in progress."

 

[Selee-01]

“You...all...betray...the...spirit...of...Krassmas!

...

Whatever...it...is...that...actually...entails!”

With an animalistic grace, Ickol sprung after the fleeing masked cultist, throwing more fire snowballs as the snow golems ducked and hid.

Tabbris skidded into Ocaeril, sending both flying.
Celestial Speck

 

[Celestial Speck]

"...I will destroy you in this battle then." Helsa calmly says, before gesturing to Lucius. "Do something about this!"

"Alright. Ooh, i rgot an idea! I'lhl make ua clone!"

"...wait, Lucius NO!"

And then a horribly messed up version of Helsa popped into existence, rolling around in the snow.

"...what the HELL, LUCIUS?!"

"Mgy cloniqng uis a awork in progress."

Tabbris skidded into Ocaeril, sending both flying.
Celestial Speck

Ocaeril laughed, as suddenly multiple clones of himself, equally drunk, started to dance and laugh, as the show was completely destroyed at this point, and possibly all the other gods watching this. He was about to say something about his clones being better and stuff, but unfortunately, before he could do so, an certain cultist of Arqua crashed into him, making him, and somehow, his clones, flying into Helsa alongside the multiple snowballs made by the snow golems, who screamed, and pointed at the flying Ocaeril's.

"Shooting star!! Make a wish!!" One said, as then...

That same shooting star landed right on top of Helsa, and then another, and another...And soon, Helsa was covered by multiple clones of Ocaeril who were all groaning, before they all blinked, and started to gather snow, and kinda...Thrown it under them, towards her, and sort of hitting.

"G~~ot you!"

"H~~Hey! Y~~ou got me~~ I~~diot!"

"D~~Doesn't m~~matter! W~~We win, righ~~t?"

 

[KolastoRPN]

Helsa Conversational

Ocaeril laughed, as suddenly multiple clones of himself, equally drunk, started to dance and laugh, as the show was completely destroyed at this point, and possibly all the other gods watching this. He was about to say something about his clones being better and stuff, but unfortunately, before he could do so, an certain cultist of Arqua crashed into him, making him, and somehow, his clones, flying into Helsa alongside the multiple snowballs made by the snow golems, who screamed, and pointed at the flying Ocaeril's.

"Shooting star!! Make a wish!!" One said, as then...

That same shooting star landed right on top of Helsa, and then another, and another...And soon, Helsa was covered by multiple clones of Ocaeril who were all groaning, before they all blinked, and started to gather snow, and kinda...Thrown it under them, towards her, and sort of hitting.

"G~~ot you!"

"H~~Hey! Y~~ou got me~~ I~~diot!"

"D~~Doesn't m~~matter! W~~We win, righ~~t?"

"....I am regretting this show so much."

"yoU!" The Helsa clone screamed, pointing at Lucius. "YoU leFt Me UNfiNSHeD!

"Oh yeahw, I gmave iit psychic pdowers ctoo."

"SO MUCH!"

And then giant snowballs began raining down from the sky, responding to the Helsa Clone's psychic power.

 

[Celestial Speck]

Helsa Conversational



"....I am regretting this show so much."

"yoU!" The Helsa clone screamed, pointing at Lucius. "YoU leFt Me UNfiNSHeD!

"Oh yeahw, I gmave iit psychic pdowers ctoo."

"SO MUCH!"

And then giant snowballs began raining down from the sky, responding to the Helsa Clone's psychic power.

The clones then started to disappear in an puff of smoke one by one as the snowballs fell on them, but still, their bodies protected Ocaeril Original and Helsa from the heavier blows, as Ocaeril's face, mere inches away from Helsa, which was being held back by a bunch of legs and hands pulling his face in an frankly...Terrifying way, as he put a hand on his cheek, winking at Helsa. He was still protecting her from the blows, at least.

"S~~~So, c~~come here o~~often, bab~~e?" He was clearly joking, before letting out an 'oomph' as a snowball hit his ass. "O~~Okay, w~~wanna t~~team u~~p for t~~this? L~~Like a co~~oool do~~double attack or som~~something?"

 

[KolastoRPN]

The clones then started to disappear in an puff of smoke one by one as the snowballs fell on them, but still, their bodies protected Ocaeril Original and Helsa from the heavier blows, as Ocaeril's face, mere inches away from Helsa, which was being held back by a bunch of legs and hands pulling his face in an frankly...Terrifying way, as he put a hand on his cheek, winking at Helsa. He was still protecting her from the blows, at least.

"S~~~So, c~~come here o~~often, bab~~e?" He was clearly joking, before letting out an 'oomph' as a snowball hit his ass. "O~~Okay, w~~wanna t~~team u~~p for t~~this? L~~Like a co~~oool do~~double attack or som~~something?"

Ocaeril was promptly slapped in the face by one of Helsa's tentacles.

 

[Celestial Speck]

Ocaeril was promptly slapped in the face by one of Helsa's tentacles.

Ouch.

"Ooo~~kaaay, I d~~deserve t~~that, I gu~~eess I'm preee~tteeeey drunk~ But sti~~ill, w~~wanna t~~team up f~~for this? L~~Like...Use y~~your corruption on m~~my attack o~~or so~~something to po~~wer it u~~up! B~~Because s~~seriously, that t~~thing is~~ P~~ Probably gonna make us catch a co~~old..."

 

[KolastoRPN]

Ouch.

"Ooo~~kaaay, I d~~deserve t~~that, I gu~~eess I'm preee~tteeeey drunk~ But sti~~ill, w~~wanna t~~team up f~~for this? L~~Like...Use y~~your corruption on m~~my attack o~~or so~~something to po~~wer it u~~up! B~~Because s~~seriously, that t~~thing is~~ P~~ Probably gonna make us catch a co~~old..."

"...I have no idea if that'd even work, but it's better than this. Alright, do your attack."

 

[Celestial Speck]

"...I have no idea if that'd even work, but it's better than this. Alright, do your attack."

Ocaeril smiled, before quickly getting himself up, the last of his clones disappearing, as the snow golems did their best to try and stop the flow of attacks from Helsa's clone. Ocaeril then grinned, as he cracked his neck in both sides, letting out a soft 'aah' in relief, as he then opened his hand, and...

...The flow of Chakra started to spin like a Bijuu Bomb around his hand. He wasn't summoning nature releases, or anything of the sorts, no. That was pure and raw Chakra spinning at extremely high speeds on his hands, acting almost like an saw of sorts. Snow got sucked into its rotation, and so did air. It was moving at extremely high speeds, and it was quickly forming...That ball of energy, that almost resembled an snowball, was simply waiting to have something added to it.

"G~~Go, Hells!" Nickname? Nickname.

 

[KolastoRPN]

Ocaeril smiled, before quickly getting himself up, the last of his clones disappearing, as the snow golems did their best to try and stop the flow of attacks from Helsa's clone. Ocaeril then grinned, as he cracked his neck in both sides, letting out a soft 'aah' in relief, as he then opened his hand, and...

...The flow of Chakra started to spin like a Bijuu Bomb around his hand. He wasn't summoning nature releases, or anything of the sorts, no. That was pure and raw Chakra spinning at extremely high speeds on his hands, acting almost like an saw of sorts. Snow got sucked into its rotation, and so did air. It was moving at extremely high speeds, and it was quickly forming...That ball of energy, that almost resembled an snowball, was simply waiting to have something added to it.

"G~~Go, Hells!" Nickname? Nickname.

Helsa rolled her eyes and tossed a ball of pure corruptive energy into the ball.