Dire Wolf Devil
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"I'm only loving you. "
"With a teasing tone." Dei-Loki smirked, closing his eyes.
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"I'm only loving you. "
"Maaaaybe ""With a teasing tone." Dei-Loki smirked, closing his eyes.
"Maaaaybe "
"Okay fiiiiiiiiine, can you blame me though?""There's no maybe, there is only yes. I heard it." Dei-Loki snickered while he ate and relaxed.
"Okay fiiiiiiiiine, can you blame me though?"
(XD MWAAHAHAHAHA)"... In a cosmic sorta way, no. I guess I can't." Dei-Loki huffed.
(DON'T JUDGE THE GODS FOR FINDING ENJOYMENT IN TEASING YOU, DIPPER.)
(XD MWAAHAHAHAHA)
Masaru smirked, "the Gods love torturing you."
"Nope, you're screwed no matter what happens.""Clearly. Even my masochism doesn't save me." Dei-Loki sighed.
"Nope, you're screwed no matter what happens."
"The gods love you, but also love to torture you.""Pretty much. AND YET, I'm still alive."
"The gods love you, but also love to torture you."
(EXACTLY MASARU)
"Oh a lot of fun. SO much fun."(PRETTY MUCH. XD )
Dei-Loki nodded in agreement. "And they have fun doin' it, I think."
"Oh a lot of fun. SO much fun."
"What's sims?""They're sadists! MAYBE THIS REALLY IS JUST A GAME OF SIMS!"
"What's sims?"
(I HAAAAAVE TO)
". . . Clearly not. Is it like that Life boardgame?"Dei-Loki paused and looked to Masaru. "Y'... Y'don't know what Sims is!?"
". . . Clearly not. Is it like that Life boardgame?"
"Pfffff! Happy life my ass. Can I raise them to be world renowned criminals and have the world so scared of them that they leave the family alone forever?""Yes... no. WELL... I mean, if y' think about it, I guess? Though Life is more luck based. Sims is a game where y' create a family and y basically rule over them as an evil, or a nice god. Y' can kill them in horrible ways, or make them have babies and live a happy life."
"Pfffff! Happy life my ass. Can I raise them to be world renowned criminals and have the world so scared of them that they leave the family alone forever?"
"Then i like this sims game and i will play it one day.""I mean... there is a criminal career path." Dei-Loki shrugged.
"Then i like this sims game and i will play it one day."
"I'll play a lot of games with you! What are you talking about?""YES! Finally a video game I can get ya t'play!"
"I'll play a lot of games with you! What are you talking about?"
(XD AWWWWWWWWWWWW"Not what ya said about Crash Bandicoot! Ya raged at it about as much as my dad does. Only thing ya didn't do was break the console."
(I like this image. XD
-Crash burns to a crisp-
Adrian: SON OF A FUCK!
Dei-Loki: Dad, let Masaru try.
Adrian: -grumbles and hands the controller over-
-ten minutes in-
-Crash gets blown up-
Masaru: AAAAH! FUCKING CHRIST! )
(XD AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Masaru stand up: THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT EVER! AHHHHH-" And then immediately calms down from Dei's pets on his back and ears.)
Masaru squinted, "bunch of bullshit that game was."