Fandom The Shrekoning

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Shrekington looked longily at the ogress's tear, not her face, and I like chocolate cookies. For for days we were stationed in Austria, with mortars and artillery everywhere, nobody knew why I had cheated at monopoly, but young billy was always my favorite grandson and- Dad stop, *sound of old man being whisked away* Sorry my dads really old and he wanders in and starts narrating sometimes, anyway where was I. Shrekington knew that a fair ogress like that would not mind his crappy spelling as long as he was as a beast at shrex, and that's an exapmle of getting past censors kids. SHREK da***t I spelled examle wrong, even though it's implied I'm speaking this, ugh, just deal with it. Shrekington awaited her choice.

 

[Kairo]

*blinks blinks.


*blinks blinks.


Shrekery is totally blown away. He leaves his mouth hanging open, a fly-trap now, for sure. Turning his gaze towards the knight who saved him -


AHHHHHHHH!!! -


he finds that he is suffering from a stiff


neck. He had been gazing at the lovely ogre so far, motionless though she is, as if she is now a statue. Or perhaps has gone away to check on other things, leaving her mind as empty as Shrekery's stomach.

 

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Shrekington heard it first, then... SUDDENLY from the woods came nothing. And not like the never ending story nothing, just nothing