JokerValentine
We Out
(Characters go here)
The day could not be any more pleasant. A gentle simulated fall wind blew through the bustling bright city. It was late evening, the gorgeous orange sun just beginning to sink below the tall buildings. The light reflected off of the clean glass windows. It was a scene of utmost peace and tranquility, but also of opportunity. For you see, this town was made for your type, the forgotten, the abandoned, the happily or sadly retired. This is your home now.
The Club itself sat in the middle of the town, the cars on the side streets and avenues often gazing at its marvels. The club had a comfortable gothic style to it, one that made it stick out. The colors of the buildings made it welcoming, and even by its overwhelming size, it was a true gem. There were two main entrances to it: one off of Valentine Avenue, and one off of Markus street. Both named, of course, for former characters that the city may give its founding to. Perhaps.
As they pull in to the lot, they will find rather friendly valets to offer to park their vehicles, whatever they may be. There has been no shortage of the unusual, so there are all sorts of accommodations. And the vehicles may be taken at any time to go out on the town, or to brag to other guests. The parking lots lead up to a brass elevator, rather ornate as well, and entirely safe. There are two buttons, leading up to the main floor.
The lobby is an interesting place indeed. One may sign in here, ask for a job (as we are always hiring), and perhaps get any information you so choose. We try to cater to the requests of our guests, and as this place has been open for some time, we have ample experience with the needs of those we service.
Off of the lobby is an expansive bar, fitted with millions of drinks and combinations, anything to suit the needs of the guests. But the room is purposefully designed to help discussions occur between guests, as our bartenders are all automated! They only know so many words, as we encourage guests to meet with our guests and talk.
One may also choose to enjoy nearly as many food options as drinks, as we have master chefs that also are former characters. If you so choose to get a steak, or a burger made from the meat of rare space entity, we are there for you.
But there are other social aspects as well! We have, for your enjoyment, a target range, a sports center, a reading center, a pool, a sparring center, a video games den, and much more. We accept so many different characters, and it is always best for us to cater to the needs of so many different guests. We need not accept humans as well, so we have incorporated forest settings, space settings, and most certainly inferno settings if you so choose to enjoy that! But for everything we cannot offer, the city itself fills. There are opportunities to shop, to dance, anything your heart desires!
Lastly, dear guest, we have a few rules that we expect you all to follow. Most importantly, we do expect politeness to all staff. Anything that is unkind to the hosts may result in punishment. Additionally, however, asking our staff for anything is certainly allowed! We do love our guests so very much. Secondly, there is to be no terrible and bellicose disruptive behavior. The place is for all, not just yourself, and you will certainly be punished. But respect is the most important part of this club, as well as courtesy. Fight in the fighting areas, sport in the sporting areas, and there shall be no problems.
If there are any special accommodations needed to be met, we are quite flexible to ensure your enjoyment! We do hope you enjoy your stay.
The Retired Character’s Club- where a nation’s creations come for relaxation
The day could not be any more pleasant. A gentle simulated fall wind blew through the bustling bright city. It was late evening, the gorgeous orange sun just beginning to sink below the tall buildings. The light reflected off of the clean glass windows. It was a scene of utmost peace and tranquility, but also of opportunity. For you see, this town was made for your type, the forgotten, the abandoned, the happily or sadly retired. This is your home now.
The Club itself sat in the middle of the town, the cars on the side streets and avenues often gazing at its marvels. The club had a comfortable gothic style to it, one that made it stick out. The colors of the buildings made it welcoming, and even by its overwhelming size, it was a true gem. There were two main entrances to it: one off of Valentine Avenue, and one off of Markus street. Both named, of course, for former characters that the city may give its founding to. Perhaps.
As they pull in to the lot, they will find rather friendly valets to offer to park their vehicles, whatever they may be. There has been no shortage of the unusual, so there are all sorts of accommodations. And the vehicles may be taken at any time to go out on the town, or to brag to other guests. The parking lots lead up to a brass elevator, rather ornate as well, and entirely safe. There are two buttons, leading up to the main floor.
One may also choose to enjoy nearly as many food options as drinks, as we have master chefs that also are former characters. If you so choose to get a steak, or a burger made from the meat of rare space entity, we are there for you.
But there are other social aspects as well! We have, for your enjoyment, a target range, a sports center, a reading center, a pool, a sparring center, a video games den, and much more. We accept so many different characters, and it is always best for us to cater to the needs of so many different guests. We need not accept humans as well, so we have incorporated forest settings, space settings, and most certainly inferno settings if you so choose to enjoy that! But for everything we cannot offer, the city itself fills. There are opportunities to shop, to dance, anything your heart desires!
Lastly, dear guest, we have a few rules that we expect you all to follow. Most importantly, we do expect politeness to all staff. Anything that is unkind to the hosts may result in punishment. Additionally, however, asking our staff for anything is certainly allowed! We do love our guests so very much. Secondly, there is to be no terrible and bellicose disruptive behavior. The place is for all, not just yourself, and you will certainly be punished. But respect is the most important part of this club, as well as courtesy. Fight in the fighting areas, sport in the sporting areas, and there shall be no problems.
If there are any special accommodations needed to be met, we are quite flexible to ensure your enjoyment! We do hope you enjoy your stay.