The Queen's Madness - OOC

[KhalZhavvorsa]

You'll never be same in these threads, mate. They are full of wild animals..lurking in the darkness and waiting for the right moment to strike. *thick Australian accent.*


@Cosmo

 

[Cosmo]

@xEmoBunnehx But... but.. I am too Cosmo to be eaten!


@Rui fyi, waiting for more people to post, to build some distance so we don't flood.. but at the same time... waiting for Van playing the recruit to come back to finish that arc... might have to just settle a large part of the Convo and post it in one section, if that is okay with you?

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

..w-wait.. who said you were getting eaten? o-o WHEN DID WE DECIDE THIS?!


@Cosmo

 

[awriternamedian]

@Cosmo He's the yummiest. Of course we have to eat him.


@xEmoBunnehx

 

[awriternamedian]

-flops across the couch- I wish I had wine.

 

[Cosmo]

@xEmoBunnehx I got BBQ dumped on me, long story, anywho, you can't go through all that preparation and simply not eat it... which.. it... being, in this case.. well, you know... me...


@ianbabyyy Once you get past the screams and begs for mercy... and, it should go without saying, the pleading to just kill him first, he is wonderfully chewy.

 

[awriternamedian]

@Cosmo The screaming just makes it taste better.

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

...Does this mean I can wear your ears on a necklace and any other part that doesn't get used as some sort of accessory?


@Cosmo

 

[Cosmo]

@xEmoBunnehx The 'other parts' that don't get used is... super disconcerting.


@ianbabyyy the full body screams do tenderize the meat nicely.

 

[LadyArdent]

You can any part of him. I declared I shall eat him. Take all the meaty parts and suck the juices with some flava beans. So I'm marinating him in the time being. -Throws another balloon for good measure with some more sauce at @Cosmo -

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

Sweet!! I get to have real human parts for fashion! SOMEONE CALL VOGUE BECAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE #TRENDING


@Cosmo


(I hate myself for that last bit there xD )

 

[LadyArdent]

-Marks another tally on the chalkboard sticking her tongue out at Cosmo.- I have the vote of the majority here. We want to eat @Cosmo for his many sacrificial benefits.

 

[Cosmo]

... What possible benefits could there be for eating me!?

 

[awriternamedian]

-makes nomming noises-

 

[KillThemAll]

@ianbabyyy


Emmony is so innocent

 

[awriternamedian]

@KillThemAll She is, the poor dear. She's too sweet to see horrible things.


(To be fair, she's Seen torture before. Like, meticulously slicing into a man's skin, pulling teeth and nails, the works.)

 

[LadyArdent]

Oh @Cosmo the list is endless. So much to gain from eating every cell of your being. It is our way with being one with you.

 

[KillThemAll]

@ianbabyyy


My rebel is going to have fun with her.

 

[Cosmo]

@LadyArdent I... that... don't even... I.... okay...

 

[LadyArdent]

Yeah shh... just accept it. @Cosmo.

 

[awriternamedian]

@KillThemAll I don't know whether to be terrified or excited for her.


Also, hurry up and finish your damn character! Hurry hurry hurry!

 

[Cosmo]

@ianbabyyy

 

[KillThemAll]

Look, okay, I want to but I just can't word her personality and backstory right, there's something mentally preventing him.

 

[awriternamedian]

@KillThemAll Ah, yeah, I know how that is. Always sucks.


@Cosmo good point. Makes the best of circumstances, doesn't it?

 

[Cosmo]

@KillThemAll When in doubt... Cosmo. Sometimes helps just talking it out.


When I write personalities, I pick 4-6 main personality traits, list them out, then just write a paragraph for each. Makes it a whole lot easier.


@ianbabyyy Yes, it does!