The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Elucid]

You end up having sex with it.

I attempt to rob a drug store but roll a 1.

 

[4eyedintrovert]

You end up having sex with it.

I attempt to rob a drug store but roll a 1.

That sounds like a success to me.

the drug store robs you

I attempt to get out of work early but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You have to take the late shift instead. Oh, and it's slave labor.

I find a genie bottle and Summon what is inside, but roll a 1.

 

[official clown business]

Turns out the bottle of whiskey you bought from the pawn shop had a genie inside it all along! It also turns out the genie is absolutely trashed, and after three hours of watching him turn your kitchen inside out and passing out on the couch multiple times, you wish you had never opened that bottle.

As the mumbled wish leaves your mouth, hear an explosion in your wine cellar.

I try to give a gift to the avatar below me, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You gave her a dead puppy.

I roll a 1 in an attempt to kill the user below.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

You shoot, stab, and bludgeon me, but what you didn't know is what you had to do is incinerate my heart if you wanted me gone for good.

I attempt to run down the sidewalk, but roll a 1.

 

[Elucid]

You get a ticket for running down the sidewalk without a hall pass and your parents are called to the principal's office.

I attempt to propose to my long term girlfriend, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

She reveals herself to be a guy, and makes you her slave.

I pilot a Leo in a gunpla Battle, but roll a 1.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

You break down as soon as the battle begins, your main gun fails to fire, and you manage to fire one machine gun round at an enemy before it jams, and he destroys you.
(Assuming by Leo, you meant a Leopard tank)

I wash my body with a Buffalo Trace bourbon infused soap bar in the shower while drinking a beer, but roll a 1.

 

[Eye of Nowhere]

The soap contains 80% buffalo sauce and it burns your willy. Failing about, you launch the can of beer across the room. The can strikes a rickety old shelf and sets in motion a series of events which leads to you being electrocuted in the shower by an electric appliance that somehow got plugged in.

You've gone down in history as the world's unluckiest guy.


I attempt to do something nice for a change, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You break down as soon as the battle begins, your main gun fails to fire, and you manage to fire one machine gun round at an enemy before it jams, and he destroys you.
(Assuming by Leo, you meant a Leopard tank)

A Leo is actually a Mobile Suit from Gundam Wing that is treated as the Worst. It never wins anything, so you aren't far off about how it gets blown up.

I attempt to do something nice for a change, but roll a 1.

Your nice act was viewed as a rude act. Welcome to Bizzarro World!

I attempt to craft a Diamond Sword and enchant it will all combat enchantments at level 5, but roll a 1

 

[Winter_Wolf]

You enchant it wrong, so that when you first strike something, it doesn’t simply impart fire, shock, or whatever else on the enemy, but creates a volatile explosion, effectively salting a good patch of earth for generations to come. Your body and soul is vaporized.

I attempt to plug in the toaster, but roll a 1.

(I’m just imagining struggling infomercial people rolling 1s when they fail to cut or plug in things)

 

[official clown business]

You plug your toaster into the running sink, leave some toast inside, and turn it on. So far, so good.

Three hours later, you come back only to realize there's a huge, smoking husk where your kitchen used to me. God damn it, how many times to you have to tell your dog not to climb on the oven!?

... and what's with the smell of burning meat?

You guessed it: I'm jumping through the window of a spaceship and flinging myself into space... but roll a 1!

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Your head explodes from lack of oxygen.

I climb mount Everest but roll a 1.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

It turns out it wasn’t even Mount Everest in the first place.

I donate $1,000,000 to charity, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

It turns out it wasn’t even Mount Everest in the first place.

I donate $1,000,000 to charity, but roll a 1.

It was actually donated to the Kill All the Charities rally instead.

I buy a magazine but roll a 1.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

As soon as you open the magazine, it paper cuts badly you underneath the fingernail.

I attempt to sweep the floor, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You broke the floor from sweeping too hard.

 

[Ilikepie]

You can only see the future of a random duck that you randomly saw one day


I attempt to make the next person roll a 20 but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Oh no! I rolled a 1!

Curse you!!!!!

I roll a 1 while attacking a goblin.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

You strike with your sword, which is easily blocked by the Goblin. The impact causes your blade to break, and you are lacerated with a shard of sharp metal.

I blink, but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You tried so hard, your eyes pop out of their sockets instead.

I run away due to killing someone, and hide in a fortnite bush, but roll a 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

The bush was a trap you die in an explosion the moment you enter the bush

I try to teach my hamster how to dance but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You accidentally step on and squish the hamster.

I roll a 20 to roll a 1, but I roll 1.

 

[StrixDesmodus]

The universe breaks. Oops.

I attempt to operate heavy machinery, but roll a 1.