The Person Above Rolled a 1

[ShifterOfShapes]

Apparently, he's too high and lofty for you.

I try to convince everyone that my actual name is GC#. Obviously, I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

They are convinced, but they constantly give you nicknames and never actually acknowledge your real name.

I try to bring my OCs to life, and I have rolled a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You perform unnecessary rituals that cause you to burn things. You end up in jail for burning a town...

I try to confess that my name is indeed not GC#... I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Nobody believes you and insists that GC# is your name.

I try to get my OCs to bail me out of jail. I roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Everyone feels sorry for you because you are so delusional.

I try to get you out of jail using charm, charisma, and money. Somehow, I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

My evil OC stops you from doing so and convinces the guards that you need to join me in jail.

I try to make a phone call to another OC, but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Phone service is conveniently out.

I try to get a Grunt to free us and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

The Grunt challenges us to a Pokemon battle, and we have no Pokemon on us.

I try to create an underground tunnel for us to escape, but I roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

"What is wrong with you? Now you're hallucinating‽"

I try to bring you back to your senses and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I only keep trying to create an escape tunnel, insisting that you're the one who needs to be brought back to your senses.

I try to roll a 2, but I roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You roll a -24,637,343,637,353,363 and die on the spot. Good luck in the afterlife!

I try to summon HeathertheGamer back into existence, but roll a 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I return, but I'm even crazier and more delusional than before.

I run off before the jail can catch me again, but I roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I want revenge and tell them where you are.

I attempt to convince you that life would be oh so much better if I ruled your country. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I refuse to listen, seeing as you got me back in jail. That, and I convince the guards to put you back in with me.

I try to break a wall down to escape the jail, but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

The walls are made of vibranium.

I try to convince you that your new life in jail will be great. I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I convince you that your life in an asylum will be great.

I try to hide the fact that I'm ticklish, but roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You burst out laughing at the slightest touch. It's mad annoying.

I try to get you to stop laughing and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I smack your hand away, thinking that you're trying to tickle me.

I try to stop laughing and rolling around, and I have rolled 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You go into shock and die. I just watch expressionlessly.

I try to bring you back again. I roll a definite 1, crushing the die in anger.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I come back, but am now clinging to you to prove my loyalty.

I feel cold and am trying to warm up. I piece the die together again and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are clinging to a person people call "cold blooded" if that has anything to do with it...

I try to comfort you and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I try to milk everything I can out of you as you are comforting me.

I try to find a blanket or a jacket to get warm in, and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I give you my cloak, but the eyes sewn on it look terrifying. It's also a bit thin...

I try to use some empathy and roll 1 out of habit.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

I end up getting offended by the way you empathize.

I try to find some tomato soup for the both of us and roll 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

We end up squeezing a tomato into our mouths.

I look for something a bit more suitable to eat and roll 1.