The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Soapyface21]

You ended up getting your hands covered in mud.

I try to grab a box of pocky, but rolls a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

The box spills and people step on it, crumbling it up.

I attempt to fly and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You realize that you are falling from a 20 floor hotel.


I attempt to make sushi but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You make candy maki.

I try to make a better reality. I roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You made a reality that was even worse.

I try to get started on my magickal journey but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are delusional.

I try to seem cool and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You face plant in front of your crush.

I try to buy a deck of cards from someone, but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They are counterfeit Pokèmon cards.

I try to pigeon scam you and roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You ended up scamming yourself.

I try to do a backflip but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You ended up scamming yourself.

How exactly does that work?

You do a forward roll.

I try to stop talking,
but roll 1.

 

[Soapyface21]

You can never stop talking.

I try to grab toothpaste, and I roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

It squeezes into your sink. You can no longer use it.

I try to act sane and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You are sane, but any insanity that was within you before goes into everyone around you, thus making it look like you're insane even though you are sane.

I try to write a book and roll 1.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

You write your name backwards, Gamer the Heather, Nobody reads it.

I try to make friends and roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I hate you.

I try to terrorize a country. 1

 

[Soapyface21]

You end up terrorizing a city.
I try to play Pokémon sword, rolls a 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

you play as part of twitchplayspokemon and get banned for insulting the Helix religion



I try to convince DC to make a Batgirl team up comic where all the batgirls team up to fight bad guys but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They ignore you and pull a Junichi Masuda type deal.

I try to convince everyone that Junichi Masuda is Ghetsis in real life, I roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

Nobody knows who the character is and you fail to convince anyone.

I try to be normal, but roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are quite strange. There's no such thing as normal.

I try to end the world and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You make it a better place.

I try to use biological warfare and roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are killed...

I try to be satisfied with my picture, title, and signature for a week. 1...

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You are the only one who likes it, and everyone on the site tells you that you need to change it.

I try to get one punched by Saitama from One Punch Man, and I roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You are a martial arts master and block expertly.

I try to convince everyone that I am ruler of the world.
Sadly, I roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

Everyone bands together and elects someone else as ruler of the world, all while ignoring any command you try to give.

I try to pick a fight with Speed o' Sound Sonic, and I unfortunately roll a 1.