The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Winter_Wolf]

You fall asleep before the first episode ends.

I've fallen and I can't get up, but I roll a 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

you randomly start to fly around unable to ever land on the ground again.

I attack my opponent's lifepoints directly with 3 blue eyes white dragons to win the duel but roll a 1.

 

[Winter_Wolf]

Your opponent says “screw the rules, I have money” and attacks your life points directly with their fists.

I attempt to scoop ice cream, but I roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

The ice cream was melted.

I attempt to steal exodia from Yugi, but I roll a 1

 

[The Pattern]

You end up stealing a turnip. Yup, just a turnip.

I did attempt to reinvent the wheel, but the dice damned my desire with a deranged 1.

 

[Shiyonichi]

You invent something called the Sheel. It’s like a wheel, but square.

I try and open a treasure chest.

 

[Ilikepie]

OMG the chest is a mimic and it eats you.


I try to drink a can of Dr Pepper but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Oh no! The DR Pepper was a carnivorous shapeshifter and it ate you!

I go to a strip club to put 1000 dollars down for a private dance by the hottest woman there, but rolled a 1

 

[Dana Zane]

You get a Dio instead of the hottest woman.

I attempt to eat my lemon flavor water ice, but rolled a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You get a Dio instead of the hottest woman.

I attempt to eat my lemon flavor water ice, but rolled a 1.

You ate yellow snow instead.

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I try killing a dog, but roll a 1

 

[dazzling]

A neighbor tries to detain you until the police get there, but accidentally kills you. Whoops

I take some Advil for my headache but roll a 1

 

[Dana Zane]

Gundam Watcher 27

Anyway I just need to clear some confusion
Also you accidently overdose on Advil.

I attempt to play my game in peace, but rolled a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You actually mistook a bomb for a game, and blew yourself up. Way to go dumbass.


I roll a 1 while sitting on a toilet being bored.

 

[Ilikepie]

Kuroko appears and rapes you thinking you are the real Misaka Oneesama

I attempt to put cereal in a bowl but roll a 1.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

Kuroko appears and rapes you thinking you are the real Misaka Oneesama

Aiyeeeeee!

I attempt to put cereal in a bowl but roll a 1.

You pour in cereal, but it's the kind that is not sweet and tastes like pencil shreddings

I roll a 1 for something to happen. I'm bored

 

[Ilikepie]

nothing happens so you die of boredom

I attempt to catch a Pikachu in pokemon go but roll a 1

 

[Shiyonichi]

While you were trying to catch pikachu, you trip over something... It was train tracks. You promptly get run over by the train.

I try and commit a prison break.

 

[The Pattern]

You certainly manage to get into the prison, but you end up locking yourself into solitary.

I attempted to throw a basketball but the dice damned me!

 

[Gunnhildr]

The basketball hit you and bounces to a pole near. And it just so happens to hit you once more.

I try to do the laundry but roll one.

 

[Idea]

You place yourself instead of the clothes in the washing machine. Then someone comes, stuffs the clothes over you and turns the machine on.

I try to scare someone but roll a 1

 

[Gunnhildr]

You accidentally scare a child of a ghost. And when nighttime, you are rained by hundreds of nightmares that soon become your worst ones.

I try to finish a pile of homework but roll 1.

 

[The Pattern]

You manage to create more homework for yourself.

I tried to distinguish a pear from a nuclear reactor and I failed.

 

[Idea]

You mean you rolled a 1...

You attempt to eat the reactor

I try to be nice but roll a 1

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

You get bullied by resident panties snatcher Kazuma

I try casting a nuke spell, hitting a critical 20 roll, but I roll a 1 after getting a max number damage roll

 

[MiraAutumn]

The spell is successful and devastatingly powerful... but you blow up yourself, your family and your home with it, leaving a radioactive crater in the earth.

I try to brush my teeth but roll a one.