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I regularly play D&D with friends. I win the contest with that. I want to 3d print my miniature for D&D soon too.
 
40k is alright, I have friends that enjoy it. I prefer good ol' D&D cause of hilarious situations that happen. I once seduced a literal boulder, it wasn't sentient or anything. Just a boulder
 
[QUOTE="Sensei Fox]So you're saying you got your rocks off with a rock?

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That is exactly what I was saying. My character was a charismatic perverted paladin. His lay on hands healing involved boob touching, his healing surge action was watching hentai. In that same fight, I made a bad roll and my friends had my character, um... copulate with a Kobold shield holder. I later intimidated it to be my bitch.
 
My next character is going to be a homely necromancer. His minions are willing, his first minion will be his grandad who always chastises him for small things like not talking to relatives.
 
Imagine the scene: The daring rescue. The adrenaline of the group, the careful planning, the fighting already commenced resulting in a dead head of security and a disabled Gorrilla drone...


And Fox glides gracefully overhead with the abridged words of Icarus himself: "Later, bitches!"
 
Or Eloya would see Fox gliding and freak out then somehow manage to find a way to blame it all on Gabriel and have a big freaking fight (Meanwhile:) "Do you think they'll stop fighting?" "Trust me they'll be done by Tuesday."
 
xD well since this is the slowest rescue ever, (and people disappeared) I'm probably gonna bring him to you
 
Wooh! the one on the floor, gaping, at a gorilla drone, right? cause she is doing all the damn work around here like SHEESH!
 

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