Fantasy The Marysue Fest

[peachuu]

He is a loving father.
The God-Emperor with Sanguinius.

*coughs* cheat and leave that bitch *cough cough*

 

[Kazu]

y'all nerds and your constant chit chatter are gonna make me take forever 'cause I'm struggling to breathe here


YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME SOMEDAY Y'KNOW

 

[Birdsie]

[QUOTE="P r i n c e s s]*coughs* cheat and leave that bitch *cough cough*

[/QUOTE]
He ain't got one. The Emperor created his children from his DNA, then mutated it using Chaos. He left his children on Death Worlds, and once they were 10 years old, he came for them and then gave them lots of power and control over the universe. Sanguinius is the Emperor's glorious hawkboy and favourite child.

 

[peachuu]

He ain't got one. The Emperor created his children from his DNA, then mutated it using Chaos. He left his children on Death Worlds, and once they were 10 years old, he came for them and then gave them lots of power and control over the universe. Sanguinius is the Emperor's glorious hawkboy and favourite child.

Oml jesus I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSED HELP ME

 

[Kazu]

[QUOTE="P r i n c e s s]Oml jesus I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSED HELP ME

[/QUOTE]
*points to happy happy limitations*


I said no common sense oml

 

[Myxyzptlk]

y'all nerds and your constant chit chatter are gonna make me take forever 'cause I'm struggling to breathe here
YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME SOMEDAY Y'KNOW

What an athlete you are

 

[peachuu]

Psshh she'll run after us

 

[peachuu]

i am literaly crying oml


i am goING TO DIE OF SUFFOCATION FROM LAUGHTER


PLS STOP

 

[Kazu]

What an athlete you are

Yes, no need to compliment me~


But thank you. Xp

 

[Birdsie]

[QUOTE="P r i n c e s s]Oml jesus I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSED HELP ME

[/QUOTE]
Basically: He ripped off small parts of himself, mutated them, scattered them around the universe and they grew into children, because omnipotence. He left them alone on dangerous planets for 10 years to toughen them up, then collected them again and they did father-children stuff together.

 

[Birdsie]

 

[peachuu]

Basically: He ripped off small parts of himself, mutated them, scattered them around the universe and they grew into children, because omnipotence. He left them alone on dangerous planets for 10 years to toughen them up, then collected them again and they did father-children stuff together.

father of the year award goes to...

 

[Impocractes]

God-Emperor is the best emperor

 

[Myxyzptlk]

Basically: He ripped off small parts of himself, mutated them, scattered them around the universe and they grew into children, because omnipotence. He left them alone on dangerous planets for 10 years to toughen them up, then collected them again and they did father-children stuff together.

If you want it simply just show them this, explqins everything.

 

[peachuu]

our lives have become a meme


its so beautiful tbh

 

[Kazu]

It has begun.

 

[peachuu]

 

[Birdsie]

Also.


These are the Emperor's soldiers.

He calls them Space Marines, and uses them to conquer universes, when he wants it.


Each one of them is like a Demigod, and their Power Armor is like wearing a tank around yourself. Their weapons use bullets that are so powerful that when they hit they could rip your limbs off. There are 20 Legions led by each of his childern, but the Emperor has his own legion too. A legion has enough marines to conquer several universes at once.


Their job is to conquer universes, and make sure everyone believes and worships the God-Emperor of Mankind. Not believing in the Emperor is heresy, because he is the one, true God. Whoever doesn't is a filthy heretic and traitor, and must be purged painfully.


The example of such a purge is below:

 

[Impocractes]

I found some heresy, your majesty

 

[Myxyzptlk]

I almost stopped breathing for a moment when I posted, gotta take deep breaths... Oh my...

 

[Kazu]

hELP ME


MY SIDES FREAKING HURT

 

[Myxyzptlk]

hELP ME
MY SIDES FREAKING HURT

We're only 3 posts in though.

 

[peachuu]

 

[Birdsie]

I found some heresy, your majesty

BURN IT

 

[peachuu]

omega sunshine overdrive ultra hypr meme friend of god's son's daughter's neighbor's wife runs out of his home with da toast in mout "iyaaaa chikoku chikoku!" he then remembers "oh yeah" he transforms into da unciron and flies away all da girls look at him and he eats his pants

FUCKING


AMAMZING