The Last Poster Wins

[Adorable Monster]

 Haha. Now that.....that is funny. *Can see it now, a gentleman drinking Mountain Dew while taking a tablespoon of sugar down with it.* Ah @Vagabond Spectre.....you are a hoot. Hahaha!

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

The sugar rush must be maddening.


The crash must be awful.


I see no way someone can win here, you are one tough gentleman.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

 Haha. Now that.....that is funny. *Can see it now, a gentleman drinking Mountain Dew while taking a tablespoon of sugar down with it.* Ah @Vagabond Spectre.....you are a hoot. Hahaha!

Ok, i'll talk. i need to do it so i can stay for an extra hour in rpnation. funny because that happened last week.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Aw. How sweet. Of course, you can't be staying on RPNation just for me. *Laughs and smiles softly.* You are so silly though @Vagabond Spectre.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

You may be right. *Wiggles eyebrows like a sir*

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

Sir, there seems to be a caterpillar residing on your forehead. You should get that checked out.

 

[Adorable Monster]

I'm not. *Smiles wryly.* But thanks for being cute anyway @Vagabond Spectre.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

(I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. The time was ripe for a small joke or two!)

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Sir, there seems to be a caterpillar residing on your forehead. You should get that checked out.

Nah! that's my eyebrow my good sir! it's nothing.

I'm not. *Smiles wryly.* But thanks for being cute anyway @Vagabond Spectre.

As a 4.5 feet tall gentlemen i find that very appealing.

 

[Adorable Monster]

Hmmm? *Tilts head a bit and raises an eyebrow.* 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

What? is there something wrong?

 

[Adorable Monster]

No. Just a bit confused is all. Not sure what is appealing..... *Shrugs.* 

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Your smile and your words. sorry if i'm not specific.

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Now blushes.* U-um....t-thank you..... @Vagabond Spectre

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Awkwardly sits down at the table, taking a teacup filled with tea and takes a sip, eyes still on @Vagabond Spectre, still very crimson in the face.* I-I'm n-not blushing....

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Smiles like a debonair* Mmm hmm, of course your not silly me! It's probably because it's hot here... *gazes around playfully.*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Grumbles and pouts, hiding her red face slightly behind her teacup, taking another drink of the luke warm tea.* S-silly......one of t-these days....I will f-flick you in the f-forehead.... @Vagabond Spectre

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Takes off top hat* Okay i'm ready for my flickin'! *leans over annoying face*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Doesn't try to flick @Vagabond Spectre in the forehead.* I....I can't....you are being too nice now.... *Blushes and scoots back, setting the teacup down.*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Oh come on just try it once. i promise i won't ask for another one. @Nightmares Angel

 

[Adorable Monster]

N-no! *Moves back and shakes her head fast.* You are being too sweet now.... *Pulls out of her bunny hat a candy cane.* W-want one @Vagabond Spectre? *Shyly holds it out to Bond.*

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Candy cane!!! give it to me! give it to me! give it to me! *Reaches tiny fingerless arms out*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Laughs and hands the candy cane over.* There you go @Vagabond Spectre. Hope you like it.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

*Insert cute noming noises here* Thish ish theh besht!!! *Aggressively chews on candy cane*