The Last Poster Wins

[RichardB]

Well here you go *hands a cup of women tears*

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Oh I love these! *downs the cup* though I would've preferred gay tears I'll take women

 

[PortugalTM]

And you can call me Mr. Lonely. *Sigh*

 

[KodomoYamiya]

I'll be your friend! But first, *holds out empty cup* could you cry into this first?

 

[boredhuman]

after this post is a savage

 

[adrian_]

after this post is a savage

fuck

 

[KodomoYamiya]

-you

 

[Adorable Monster]

So......who wins?

 

[ClockworkCadence]

Everybody wins. Party at my place!

 

[KodomoYamiya]

wooo! partayyy!!

 

[KodomoYamiya]

i'll bring the tears!

 

[Adorable Monster]

Good luck with that party of yours.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

A party? I don't have tears unless my hysteric laughter causes me to cry from having overly painful stomach muscles. But I can bring wild eyes and a childish personality. Also cookies.

 

[RichardB]

Dogs are better.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I can shove a cat up my shirt to keep him warm. Can't do the same with a dog.

 

[Little]

Cats are still evil.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

I have fading marks on my chest and arms after a year and still think cats are perfect.

 

[Little]

I'm also allergic to cats, so they have that going for me. Kittens are super cute, though. Hard to deny that. Doesn't mean I'll ever like 'em though.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

You may have asthma. But I'm not a professional so...

I don't like people who don't like animals.

 

[Little]

xD I don't think I have asthma. Cat fur just makes me want to scratch my eyes out because its itchy.

Eh. I'll stick to my puppies and doggies and hamsters. They've been pretty good to me.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Don't be scratching your own eyes out, that's my job!

Just kidding, Bloody Mary says I'm stealing her business.

 

[Little]

Oh, okay, sorry! Does it pay good though?

Oh. That makes more sense actually.

Dang, I'm gonna have to lose now because I'm leaving for school. Enjoy the win... for now.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Farewell. Cats are beautiful creations of God.

 

[Rachael of the Shire]

Also, my cat is far more beautiful than my little painted toes.

 

[RichardB]

Pet a dogs belly and it loves you. Pet a cat on its belly and it hurts you with every tool it has and it makes it self look like it wants the belly rubs....its a trap.