The Last Poster Wins

[KodomoYamiya]

well i'm a good person! such a good, real good person! *breaks out into song*

 

[RichardB]

*sings back up, with souper hiccups*

 

[KodomoYamiya]

*song finishes five hours later* that was fun! let's do an encore of the damned! *starts singing again*

 

[RichardB]

*wraps the mic corde around my neck and jumps of stage.....faceplant*

 

[KodomoYamiya]

HEY I NEEDED THAT!!!

 

[RichardB]

*stands up and dust my self off* why are we doing this is a deaf and blind Hospital?

 

[KodomoYamiya]

so they can't see or hear our madness after all! do you wanna go do it in a regular blind hospital instead?

 

[RichardB]

Naaa lets go to a all wood orphanages for our earth, wind and fire show...but just.. Just the fire part.

 

[KodomoYamiya]

ooo... can we bring poison muffins too?!

 

[RichardB]

Naa just a few pounds of raw cookie dough.

 

[Vanessaaah]

I hate when I brush my teeth and somehow miss a spot, but I don't find it until I leave my house.
Then I spend the rest of my day running my tongue over the one scuzzy bit feeling terrible for making such a rookie mistake in dental care.

 

[RichardB]

Just bite off a nail and use that

 

[Vanessaaah]

See that doesn't seem very hygienic...

 

[RichardB]

What? Dont you wash your hands? You nasty Joe

 

[Vanessaaah]

Frequently, but it's not like I do the whole 9 yards of sterilization.

 

[RichardB]

*Gasp!* we need to put you in a steam clean cell!

 

[KodomoYamiya]

LUCKILY I BOUGHT ONE FOR MY CAT LAST CHRISTMAS!!!

 

[Vanessaaah]

I work by digging in the dirt so I might be too dirty. They might not even let me in one.
I need to be hosed down outside or something first.

 

[RichardB]

Me too! But mine dident work...what ever you do dont but then from a place called auschwitz.

 

[KodomoYamiya]

How big are you?

 

[RichardB]

Bigger then my dog and smaller then half the size of a car im looking at plus this brand of soda

 

[KodomoYamiya]

I will drink that soda thank you very much!

 

[RichardB]

It's not diet

 

[KodomoYamiya]

Do I look like I care?

 

[adrian_]

fuck