The Last Poster Wins

[Ferociousfeind]

As the ceiling collapsed, the sky was revealed. In said sky was a nuclear warhead mounted on a Saturn V booster, on a ballistic trajectory to collide with the room.


"Well then, folks. Looks like I win."

 

[Dragonix975]

Unfortunately, Xor the Godmodder sent down a Supernova Gamma Beam and shattered the Nuke.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

"Haha! I knew you would fall for it!" Mr. Cliche announced, pressing a red button that initiated the launch of plenty more nuclear Saturn V's.

 

[Doctor Nope]

"...Oh dear"


*Doctor nope starts launching explosive potatoes at the wings of the nukes to change their direction of flight without causing them to explode*

 

[Verdana]

Verdana looks up and sees a snivy. "You rude little snipe!" he yells, jumping up in front of Ferocious Fiend. He appearifies his crowbar.


STRIFE!


Verdana attacks Ferocious Fiend.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Oh crap!


"Um, abscod-ify!" The little twerp runs away cackling. But still wins anyway.

 

[Doctor Nope]

Mmmhmmm

 

[Verdana]

Verdana teleports infront of Ferocious Fiend and smashes the Abscond button.


CAN'T ABSCOND, BRO!

 

[ThatOneGuy]

ThatOneGuy is just floating around 

 

[Doctor Nope]

Doctor nope fires explosive potatoes at thatoneguy

 

[Ferociousfeind]

MOAR NEWKS

 

[ThatOneGuy]

ThatOneGuy's confusion causes reality to warp. Every one is now in London during the Blitz. He is pelted with potatoes. 

 

[Doctor Nope]

The potatoes explode on impact

 

[WelcomeToHell]

Watches exploding potatoe "Yay! Again again!" 

 

[ThatOneGuy]

ThatOneGuy explodes along with the potatoes. 


He is dead

 

[Ferociousfeind]

The Blitz!


I win!

 

[Doctor Nope]

*Doctor nope fires more exploding potatoes at bailey forest ellen and the ferocious feind*

 

[lostwanderer]

*pours ice water all over @Doctor Nope*

 

[Verdana]

[Verdana yells out:] SHOOT ME AND SEE WHATCHA GET!!!

 

[Dragonix975]

Shoots Verdana with Nukelaser

 

[Verdana]

[The nukelaser does not hit Verdana; rather, it compresses into a sphere about four centimeters from Verdana's face. He grabs the sphere and throws it at Dragonix 975]

 

[Ferociousfeind]

explod

 

[ThatOneGuy]

Bombs rain from the sky

 

[Dragonix975]

Dragonix vanishes right before that happens, and screams about how, "I am merging with Infinity- but I'm dead for purposes of this thread!"

 

[Verdana]

...