The Last Poster Wins

[ThatOneGuy]

Sweet


[ThatOneGuy uses magic to teleport everyone to magical arena] 

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

What the big guy said!!! *Puts on a tophat with a smile.*

 

[Doctor Nope]

*pulls out potato cannon*

 

[ThatOneGuy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvTm_BhZdOE


No idea how to insert a video. 

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

I just linked the... Link, you know.

 

[Verdana]

[Verdana teleports behind Doctor Nope and attempts to stab him with the Black Blade of Disaster.]

 

[Doctor Nope]

*Doctor nope turns and allows the blade to enter the nozzle of the potato cannon, then fires it, shattering the blade into disintegrating pieces*

 

[ThatOneGuy]

[Uses powers of incompetence to become confused]

 

[Doctor Nope]

*Doctor nope turns his second potato launcher towards thatoneguy and fires*

 

[ThatOneGuy]

The potato nails ThatOneGuy straight in the face, but because he's so incompetent, he failed to realistically portray the damage delt by such a blow, and somehow ends up standing on top of Doctor Nope's head. 

 

[Doctor Nope]

*doctor nope tilts his head so that thatoneguy falls on top of verdana*

 

[Verdana]

[Verdana stares at what is essentially the destruction of a RIP IN SPACETIME in shock.]


[Verdana gets knocked down by ThatOneGuy.] Ow.

 

[ThatOneGuy]

In his confusion, ThatOneGuy some how reverses gravity. Every one starts moving upward

 

[Doctor Nope]

Doctor nope floats up, while knocking thatoneguy on the head with both cannons

 

[Verdana]

[Verdana is secured to the floor. How, I have no idea.]

 

[ThatOneGuy]

The first cannon passes through ThatOneGuy like he isn't even there.  The second connects with his skull. He goes flying towards the ground, which is now the ceiling, and slams into it. 


He latches onto Verdana with one hand, and prepares a spell with the other 

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

*Hangs on to Verdana with his tail. Holding his tophat against his head.*

 

[Doctor Nope]

*Doctor nope starts firing off potatoes at thatoneguy at great speeds*

 

[Verdana]

Verdana smiles and ThatOneGuy's blood flow starts slowing down.


Verdana IS the Mage of Blood, after all.

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

*KyuuNek suddenly sticks his tophat out to catch each of the greatly shot potatoes as they vanish into the hat's depths. And then he puts the hat back on, still hanging from Verdana by the tail.*

 

[Doctor Nope]

*KyuuNek suddenly sticks his tophat out to catch each of the greatly shot potatoes as they vanish into the hat's depths. And then he puts the hat back on, still hanging from Verdana by the tail.*

*A beeping noise comes from the tophat, because these aren't regular potatoes....these are ADVANCED POTATOES. The potatoes explode*

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

*Lifts the hat off and flips it over as mashed potatoes fall down towards the ceiling, and KyuuNek brushes some form his hair, seemingly unharmed from the boom-tatoes.*

 

[ThatOneGuy]

ThatOneGuy starts to lose focus. His spell fizzles out and he lets go of Verdana. He starts to fall, his eyes closing. But then  his confusion teleports him into the ground. Only his head is above ground. He opens his mouth and sucks the potstos in with one great breath. 

 

[Doctor Nope]

*Doctor nope fires explosive potatoes at different parts of the ceiling, destroying it's structural strength as it crumbles apart*

 

[Dr.Nekoshu]

As the ceiling weakened the neko released his tail's hold on Verdana as the neko seemed to be falling into the hat as it began to drift towards the floor slowly, landing softly with the opening of it facing up.