The Last Poster Wins

[lostwanderer]

*checks body* Nope, but I could be. :3


(Same here. They kinda creep me out for some reason)

 

[ThatOneGuy]

Cats are cool

 

[MTMM]

Cats are tasty.

 

[Fishman Lord]

Cats are monsters that must be purged.

 

[lostwanderer]

Cats are warm and fluffy but when they come scratching, they're going in the bin.

 

[TrippyVirus]

Cats are minions of cat ladies


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[lostwanderer]

I remember a kitten jumped into our sink when I was cooking ramen. .__. We just stared at each other until I couldn't take it.

 

[AvidElmV2]

I remember a kitten jumped into our sink when I was cooking ramen. .__. We just stared at each other until I couldn't take it.

Huh... well then...


Um... wow...


I uh... this takes the cake. I have no idea what to say to this...

 

[Ferociousfeind]

You can't take the cake! That's thievery, and a felony of the highest order!

 

[AvidElmV2]

-is already eating the cake-


Oh... um... y-you can have it back...


In about an hour...

 

[lostwanderer]

*accidentally pours rat poison on the cake* Whoops?

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Walks in and plops into the nearest chair, cup of cocoa in hand.* 

 

[lostwanderer]

*eats mallows*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Eyes widen and reaches for some mallows.* Can....can I have some? 

 

[Ferociousfeind]

*slams "hands" on table* "NO!"

 

[lostwanderer]

*offers the bag to @Demon's Little Angel*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Jumps and grabs the bag in surprise, ripping the bag.* HEY! You made me rip the bag @ferociousfeind!

 

[lostwanderer]

*ditches the bag of mallows* *takes out a big Crunch bar, instead and eats it*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Grumbles and plops back into her comfy chair, pouting.* I like Marshmallows.... 

 

[TPBx]

obligatory i win post

 

[lostwanderer]

So do I but you ripped the bag so I have to settle. *chews on chocolate*

 

[Adorable Monster]

 H-hey! I...I didn't mean to rip it! *Grumbles and chews on a peppermint candy cane.* 

 

[lostwanderer]

Well, too late for that. *offers @Demon's Little Angel graham balls*

 

[Adorable Monster]

*Takes the graham balls and smiles.* Thank you @cloudchaser.

 

[Doctor Nope]

Victory shall be mine!