The Last Poster Wins

How i'll feel if I win this. (Somewhat seizure-warning.) 

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*Sitting in the corner on a cushy dog bed with a bag of marshmallows.*


"You are all going down. Now, if only I could open this bag of marshmallows...can anybody in this room with opposable thumbs help me open this? I'll pay you with one, singular marshmallow!"
 
"Sorry, but I don't like to be paid with marshmallows." With a sigh, I lean back. "'Sides, paying someone only 1 isn't very cool." Takes another swig of the cocoa.
 
*snatches cocoa drink mid-swig like an asshole* "Nyahaha! You'll never win! *takes a smug swig of the cocoa, before choking on the extraordinarily chalky, bitter taste* "What's in this stuff!?"
 
The trick is to wait until this thread is 5 years old, then post and hope no one notices. 


... I don't listen to my own advice.
 

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