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Fantasy The Land Of The Rising Sun (OOC Chat)

Also I'll be out in a minute to go sampling at some local ponds. So I'll probs not be able to finish you in time. And I'll be wearing like size 9 waders when I wear 0-2 so I'm about to feel a bit silly, just like you will when you try to take me on
 
Y'all are in for a treat! xD




(Start rapping at 0:22 ;D)

I go in hard with rhyme harder than my jawline,
Don't have time for weak so here's where I draw the line.
Style so fresh, I might as well be dressed to the nines,
With grime so technical, I'm running on multiple minds.

A straight savage, I cause plenty of damage,
A dosage of my words will leave you broken in a bandage.
Plenty of people wondering, "Yo, how does he manage?"
I'll roast you anywhere: the kitchen, the living room or the garage.

We got Kaze here, but be sure to steer clear,
Her French people got 35 ways of being queer,
Did you know that in French, "Ours Polaire",
Is a gay guy with greyed hair, translated to a Polar Bear?

Besides, Kaze looks like Forrest Gump and Medusa had a kid,
And Severus Snape came with his snake dildo to seduce her (and he did!)
Of course, that's a one off - Kaze just got lucky,
Cursed to be alone and screaming, "Hey, someone fuck me!"

But then there's the pokemon profile pic,
Determined to cockblock every dick,
Make 'em all flaccid, jeez you're such a prick,
Such a turn off could be erased with a simple click!

Plus all of Kaze's characters are shit,
I mean Aurelie just talks and throws her little wolf fit.
But I will smash and split a furry in half and kick her into a pit,
Yelling, "This is Sparta!" as I finish the last verse that I've spit.
 
Y'all are in for a treat! xD




(Start rapping at 0:22 ;D)

I go in hard with rhyme harder than my jawline,
Don't have time for weak so here's where I draw the line.
Style so fresh, I might as well be dressed to the nines,
With grime so technical, I'm running on multiple minds.

A straight savage, I cause plenty of damage,
A dosage of my words will leave you broken in a bandage.
Plenty of people wondering, "Yo, how does he manage?"
I'll roast you anywhere: the kitchen, the living room or the garage.

We got Kaze here, but be sure to steer clear,
Her French people got 35 ways of being queer,
Did you know that in French, "Ours Polaire",
Is a gay guy with greyed hair, translated to a Polar Bear?

Besides, Kaze looks like Forrest Gump and Medusa had a kid,
And Severus Snape came with his snake dildo to seduce her (and he did!)
Of course, that's a one off - Kaze just got lucky,
Cursed to be alone and screaming, "Hey, someone fuck me!"

But then there's the pokemon profile pic,
Determined to cockblock every dick,
Make 'em all flaccid, jeez you're such a prick,
Such a turn off could be erased with a simple click!

Plus all of Kaze's characters are shit,
I mean Aurelie just talks and throws her little wolf fit.
But I will smash and split a furry in half and kick her into a pit,
Yelling, "This is Sparta!" as I finish the last verse that I've spit.

Didn't get the 3rd verse but good job.
 

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