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((OOC Note: Accordion below, click on your character's name to receive your letter.))
88monster LannaCrowe PowerElite The Fabulous Emerald Zamasu Peculiar Panda Bill Nein Emmi Critical.Over Vyseryx Reis
Namzu, Capital of Agon | 11:00am | Chubby Wolves Tavern
Sitting in the center of the tavern in his usual bright jester getup, Reis was staring out a window contemplatively. Seeming to totally zone out as he sat, completely ignoring the mug of beer on the table in front of him, the elf's breathing was slow, but with each breath there was a small jingle as the bells on the front of his shirt moved. An odd mixture of serene and somewhat tacky due to his clothes, Reis waited patiently. Three weeks ago he had sent out letters to assorted persons all around the nation and further. Looking at each person and their skills his selection process seemed to have been totally random, but anybody who knew Reis knew this: nothing he did was dictated by chance. Hands steepled together on the table top, the elf was the first thing anybody saw when they walked in - vibrantly dressed, rather large and centrally located as he was. Besides, he was the only person in the place aside from the bartender - and, well, one annoying little boy.
"Reiiiisss, I'm boreeeed," moaned the said child. "When will they get here?!"
Ryas was dressed in a similar getup to Reis - colorful, excessively elaborate and hugely impractical. The floppy hat on his head bounced with every movement he made, and the sound of bells completely filled the small space. Sighing, Reis turned around to face his apprentice with a raised eyebrow. "They will be here soon." He responded with a flowing, musical voice. On his ukulele he began to absent-mindedly pluck on the strings, but as soon as the music started Ryas seemed to become calmer. The boy - or at least, what looked and acted to be like a boy - smiled and started humming along to the ukulele.
Ryas' voice rang out softly, reciting an old folk song that any native resident of Agon would recognize. Dtrir was all but a myth, nowadays, and nobody but a few regarded it as anything but a legend. However, there were old stories and songs that hailed the country, but those were few and far between. A few times in history, people have claimed to find maps leading to Dtrir, but those people were fast to be classified as insane and faster to be forgotten. The last remaining book about Dtrir, the Keys to Dtrir, had been lost years ago - published by the man who claimed to have fallen from Dtrir when it locked itself in time, but that man too had disappeared. Left with no evidence, the modern world had continued on believing that Dtrir was nothing but a myth.
Waiting in the tavern, the duo of elves watched passively for the door to open and their recruits to enter. At the door, the bartender was prepared to direct any newcomers to Reis' table upon presentation of the invitation. Despite their easy-going postures, both elves seemed somewhat pensive. They had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and now that the departure was so near they found it difficult to wait. Would everybody show up? There were bound to be a few who didn't - after all, over fifty invitations had been sent, and it was doubtful all recipients would respond. So who, then, would they be left with? Of course, there would be some people coming at a later date, under special instructions...
The bell attached to the door of the tavern rang as somebody opened it up.
88monster LannaCrowe PowerElite The Fabulous Emerald Zamasu Peculiar Panda Bill Nein Emmi Critical.Over Vyseryx Reis
- Aryea Kai
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Miss Kai,
I am writing to you today to recruit you onto a team of adventurers I am assembling. We are in need of a healer, and seeing that our quest may take us underwater we would also greatly appreciate your experience in the ocean. I am sure that the experience would enable you to explore land to your heart's content, and most definitely assist you in developing your magic. You will be justly compensated for your work, however I will not lie and say that the road won't be dangerous.
If you choose to accept this invitation, please come to the Chubby Wolves Tarven in Namzu in three weeks. You should plan to arrive at 11am.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Slagz
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Mr. Slagz,
Let me say I am a big fan of your work. Your ability to steal is unsurpassed, especially in the local area...
I have a business proposition for you. I guarantee that the potential payoff is large, massive in fact - it could engrave your name in the hearts of generations to come.
However, it will be a long and arduous journey. If you are interested in helping me, meet at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in three weeks. Meeting time is 11am, I advise you be on time.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- El Aguar Riviera
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Mr. Riviera,
For a person with your talents, I strongly believe that you are destined for things much greater than simply hopping from ship to ship.
I am assembling a team of adventurers to seek out a great treasure that has been lost to many generations. We will be confronting many obstacles, and many of them will be dangerous, and I would like to hire you to assist in this journey. At some point, we will likely be crossing the sea, and in that case your skills will be useful. If successful, I guarantee that the payoff of this journey will be great, and the glory greater.
If you are interested in my proposition, meet me at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today. We will be meeting at 11am.
I look forward to seeing you there,
Reis Flan
- Lilia Ratort
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Miss Ratort,
As the youngest Ratort child, I am sure you are under a lot of pressure to be great.
I have a proposition that might make you the greatest Ratort in history.
I am organizing a group of adventurers to seek an ancient treasure which has been all but lost to time, and I invite you to be apart of my team. I can promise you that, if we succeed, we will be the most famous mages of our time - but if we fail, death will most likely befall us.
If you are interested in hearing more, please come to the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today. We will be meeting at 11am, do your best to be prompt.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Katheryn Virtunis
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Miss Virtunis,
What better way to bring your family to fame than embark on a quest?
I am recruiting brave souls from all over the nation to join me in what will arguably be the most important venture of our generation. Glory will be abundant, but so will danger. Will you take these odds?
If you are interested in hearing more, please meet me at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today. We will meet at 11am sharp so please be on time. Of course, your cousin Maximylon is also welcome.
I look forward to seeing you there,
Reis Flan
- Vilias Rileel
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Mr. Rileel,
I am writing to you today to ask you to join me in a quest to unearth one of the most valuable treasures in our known history. I am recruiting adventurers and explorers from all around the globe in order to assist me on this quest, and would be delighted if you were able to join us. Your expertise regarding the lands of Elshil are unrivaled and would greatly aid us. I promise that you will receive just compensation in the event of the quest's success, but I can also promise great magic and personal growth in the journey.
If you are interested, please join us at Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from now. We will be meeting at 11am, please do not be late.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Richter Strauss
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Mr. Strauss,
I would like to inform you of a high-stakes, high-reward operation I am organizing. I am assembling a group of explorers and adventurers to pursue one of the greatest treasures of our time. I promise that your time will be justly rewarded, but at the same time this mission will require considerable time and resources.
If you want to know more, join me at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today. We will meet at 11am, I advise you not to be late.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Alexa Day
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Miss Day,
I hear that you are in search of Dtrir in order to retrieve your parents...
I can't say that I can promise you your parents, but I can promise you Dtrir.
Meet me at Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today for more information. The meeting will be at 11am, don't be late.
I look forward to seeing you there,
Reis Flan
- Veronica Jedah
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Miss Jedah,
Perhaps this is an odd invitation for a painter, but I would like to invite you to join a group adventurers and explorers I am assembling.
We will be embarking to find one of the greatest treasures known to history, long since lost to our generation, and while the dangers will be abundant the reward will be worth any amount of hardship.
I can also assure you it would most likely give you inspiration for your art.
If you are interested in joining my team, please meet us at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu. The meeting is three weeks from today at 11am, please be prompt.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Eve
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Miss Eve,
I hear that you are in search of a certain man, lost searching for the Keys.
If you wish to find him, I propose that you join a team of adventurers I am assembling. We will be embarking to find those very keys, and may well result in crossing paths with your master again.
In addition to helping you out with your personal quest, I guarantee you that if we are successful in this mission, the fame and glory will be endless.
If you are interested, please meet us at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu. The meeting is three weeks from today at 11am, please be on time.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Atlas of Dawn
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Mr. Atlas,
I am recruiting adventurers and explorers from all around the region to assist me in searching for one of the greatest lost treasures of our time. I cannot tell you all the details now, but if you are interested in pursuing glory and fortune I have the perfect quest for you. I can assure that your time will be well compensated.
If you are interested, please meet us at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu. The meeting is three weeks from today at 11am, please be on time.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Fen the Whimsical
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Mr. Fen,
I am writing to you today to recruit you onto a team of adventurers I am assembling. We are in need of a person of your skills. I am sure that the experience would enable you to explore to your heart's content, and most definitely assist you in developing your magic. You will be justly compensated for your work, however I will not lie and say that the road won't be dangerous.
Meet me at Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today for more information. The meeting will be at 11am, don't be late.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Clair O'Reilly
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Miss O'Reilly,
I apologize for interrupting your early retirement, but I have a business proposition for you. I am assembling a group of adventurers and explorers to pursue one of the greatest lost treasures of our generation. I am a great fan of your work and would appreciate if you would consider lending your skills to aid us. I cannot provide more information at this time, but I guarantee that this venture will be well worth your time - and, if we are successful, will render you one of the most famous tacticians of all time.
If you are interested in hearing more, please come to the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu three weeks from today. We will be meeting at 11am, do your best to be prompt.
I look forward to meeting you in person,
Reis Flan
- Metaralis & Delastarh
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Mr. Fulgurhiel & Mr. Nagahoshi,
I am recruiting adventurers and explorers from all around the region to assist me in searching for one of the greatest lost treasures of our time. I cannot tell you all the details now, but if you are interested in pursuing glory and fortune I have the perfect quest for you. I can assure that your time will be well compensated, and not only that but this is certain to be one of the greatest adventures of our generation.
If you are interested, please meet us at the Chubby Wolves Tavern in Namzu. The meeting is three weeks from today at 11am, please be on time.
I look forward to meeting you two in person,
Reis Flan
Three weeks ago, you received a strange letter from a man called Reis Flan. You hadn't heard of him before, and no amount of asking around seemed to have come up with any results, but nonetheless you decided to accept his offer. Perhaps it was the promises of riches, or knowledge, or fame, but you decided to see what Reis had to offer. Travelling to Namzu, you might have had difficulty locating the Chubby Wolves Tavern: tucked away in the outskirts of the city, the buildings around it seemed to be slowly deteriorating, but the tavern itself was well kept. The day was bright without a cloud in sight.
Namzu, Capital of Agon | 11:00am | Chubby Wolves Tavern
Sitting in the center of the tavern in his usual bright jester getup, Reis was staring out a window contemplatively. Seeming to totally zone out as he sat, completely ignoring the mug of beer on the table in front of him, the elf's breathing was slow, but with each breath there was a small jingle as the bells on the front of his shirt moved. An odd mixture of serene and somewhat tacky due to his clothes, Reis waited patiently. Three weeks ago he had sent out letters to assorted persons all around the nation and further. Looking at each person and their skills his selection process seemed to have been totally random, but anybody who knew Reis knew this: nothing he did was dictated by chance. Hands steepled together on the table top, the elf was the first thing anybody saw when they walked in - vibrantly dressed, rather large and centrally located as he was. Besides, he was the only person in the place aside from the bartender - and, well, one annoying little boy.
"Reiiiisss, I'm boreeeed," moaned the said child. "When will they get here?!"
Ryas was dressed in a similar getup to Reis - colorful, excessively elaborate and hugely impractical. The floppy hat on his head bounced with every movement he made, and the sound of bells completely filled the small space. Sighing, Reis turned around to face his apprentice with a raised eyebrow. "They will be here soon." He responded with a flowing, musical voice. On his ukulele he began to absent-mindedly pluck on the strings, but as soon as the music started Ryas seemed to become calmer. The boy - or at least, what looked and acted to be like a boy - smiled and started humming along to the ukulele.
"What tidings bringst thou, messenger,
tidings of Dtrir?
Has it locked, shut itself away,
in a crevice far astray,
much to our dismay?
What tidings brinst thou, messenger,
tidings of the keys?
Have they been scattered around,
from air to ground,
waiting to be found?"
tidings of Dtrir?
Has it locked, shut itself away,
in a crevice far astray,
much to our dismay?
What tidings brinst thou, messenger,
tidings of the keys?
Have they been scattered around,
from air to ground,
waiting to be found?"
Ryas' voice rang out softly, reciting an old folk song that any native resident of Agon would recognize. Dtrir was all but a myth, nowadays, and nobody but a few regarded it as anything but a legend. However, there were old stories and songs that hailed the country, but those were few and far between. A few times in history, people have claimed to find maps leading to Dtrir, but those people were fast to be classified as insane and faster to be forgotten. The last remaining book about Dtrir, the Keys to Dtrir, had been lost years ago - published by the man who claimed to have fallen from Dtrir when it locked itself in time, but that man too had disappeared. Left with no evidence, the modern world had continued on believing that Dtrir was nothing but a myth.
Waiting in the tavern, the duo of elves watched passively for the door to open and their recruits to enter. At the door, the bartender was prepared to direct any newcomers to Reis' table upon presentation of the invitation. Despite their easy-going postures, both elves seemed somewhat pensive. They had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and now that the departure was so near they found it difficult to wait. Would everybody show up? There were bound to be a few who didn't - after all, over fifty invitations had been sent, and it was doubtful all recipients would respond. So who, then, would they be left with? Of course, there would be some people coming at a later date, under special instructions...
The bell attached to the door of the tavern rang as somebody opened it up.
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