Fantasy The Five Kingdoms - The Fall of Sarthenfall - OOC

[Bakuyoshi]

Cali: Hello Mr. Zedhryx. My name is Cali and I will be your guide to the meeting. It is a pleasure to have you here this day.

(Sorry for being silent. My back has gone fucked up again. It's literally painful to even move. I had to bite down on a wooden brick to get my phone charger plugged in.)

 

[Xanto]

Zedhryx: *turns his look to Cali* Cali, pleasure is mine. *smiles and starts following her to the conference room*

 

[Blackrose7]

Annabel: *Walked into the meeting, sit down in a chair, and was reading a book.
( Office Annabel is wearing a hoodie on her head, because she likes to wear that. )

 

[Xanto]

Cali: Hello Mr. Zedhryx. My name is Cali and I will be your guide to the meeting. It is a pleasure to have you here this day.

(Sorry for being silent. My back has gone fucked up again. It's literally painful to even move. I had to bite down on a wooden brick to get my phone charger plugged in.)

maybe get a massage? or acupuncture...or go to the doctor too

Annabel: *Walked into the meeting, sit down in a chair, and was reading a book.
( Office Annabel is wearing a hoodie on her head, because she likes to wear that. )

Baxter: *looks over at Annabel* Would you mind removing the hood from your head? An executive is about to join us.

 

[Blackrose7]

Annabel: *Took off the hoodie, but put on a fake wig on her head instead.

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Okay our company is Sarthenfall and one of our newest branches of business is some kind of Tinder!..just so we aren't bored with paper.


Zedhryx: *Looks at Aurelie* Hm, fair enough. *takes out his portable ash tray and distinguishes his smoke*


Raymond: *Smiles a bit* You know we were assigned to analyze Tinder matches right?


Baxter: Thank you. Feel free to join or invite Cali as well. *walks into the conference room*


Raymond: *sees Ivanna enter the building* Perfect timing. *looks back at Azalea* Ivanna ran some simulations on couples who used Tinder. She might be able to help us.

Azalea: Riiiiiiight—Tinder. Even better. What’s it this time? How Bob isn’t compatible with Susan and her eight kids? *snorts with a smirk before it drops at mention Ivanna.*

*tips head back groans* Oh God why me, Jesus take the wheel

 

[Xanto]

Baxter: *looks at Annabel before seeing Zedhryx walk in* Mr. Zedhryx, I'm Baxter Callahan. *Stands up and shakes Zedhyrx's hand*
Zedhryx: Zedhryx *keeps a firm grip and releases Baxter's hand before turning to Annabel* And you are?

Azalea: Riiiiiiight—Tinder. Even better. What’s it this time? How Bob isn’t compatible with Susan and her eight kids? *snorts with a smirk before it drops at mention Ivanna.*

*tips head back groans* Oh God why me, Jesus take the wheel

Raymond: *notices Azalea's expression* Ya know what? I'll consult her later. *scrolls through his laptop before stopping on an empty profile template* For this project we need to analyze what makes two people say yes, and what makes two people say no. Yes and no results are void. *looks at Azalea* Ready?

 

[Blackrose7]

Annabel: *Was pretending to be a boy, because she was a bit awkward towards people seeing her real face. "My name is Alex Sarlos."
( Office Annabel's reason for hiding her face is a bit different than normal Annabel. But it is a bit similar as to why she is doing that. )

 

[Xanto]

I've never used Tinder so..this should be interesting haha

Annabel: *Was pretending to be a boy, because she was a bit awkward towards people seeing her real face. "My name is Alex Sarlos."
( Office Annabel's reason for hiding her face is a bit different than normal Annabel. But it is a bit similar as to why she is doing that. )

Baxter: *gives a confused look at Annabel*

Zedhryx: Greetings, Alex. *takes a seat* I'm going to be straight forward with you two. Tinder is blowing up. It's a success, and Shade Co. sees that. *raises his brows up* As you know we own several apps and hold a diverse portfolio. *takes out a folder and moves it toward Baxter* We want to buy Tinder.

Baxter: *slightly furrows his brows and opens the folder*

Zedhryx: Full proposal is there and negotiations can be made. Heck, even go over it with a lawyer!

Baxter: *eyes the open folder in front of him then looks at Zedhryx*

Zedhryx: You can sip pina coladas on a beach with our offer, Mr. Callahan. Just think about it, yeah? *stands up from his seat* Excuse me, I'm on a tight schedule. *leans forward and shakes Baxter's hand once more* Reap the trade while your application's value is still high. Please consider this acquisition. *walks out the conference room*

 

[Blackrose7]

Annabel: *Took off the wig once Zedhryx had left the conference room. "I don't trust him. He is a complete stranger who wants to take Tinder from us. I bet Zedhryx is doing this, so Shade co. gets all of the credit."
( Office Annabel has trust issues towards new people. She has gotten bullied by jealous kids and adults at school for being a pretty noble girl, and only trust the people in Sarthenfall with that. Baxter was the first person for Annabel to trust with that, because he is her boss. It took a while for the others to see her face, since she kept wearing that hood on her head. )

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Baxter: *looks at Annabel before seeing Zedhryx walk in* Mr. Zedhryx, I'm Baxter Callahan. *Stands up and shakes Zedhyrx's hand*
Zedhryx: Zedhryx *keeps a firm grip and releases Baxter's hand before turning to Annabel* And you are?


Raymond: *notices Azalea's expression* Ya know what? I'll consult her later. *scrolls through his laptop before stopping on an empty profile template* For this project we need to analyze what makes two people say yes, and what makes two people say no. Yes and no results are void. *looks at Azalea* Ready?

Azalea: *smirks* In general? Because catfishing is a good way for them to say yes. *grins mischievously*

 

[Xanto]

Annabel: *Took off the wig once Zedhryx had left the conference room. "I don't trust him. He is a complete stranger who wants to take Tinder from us. I bet Zedhryx is doing this, so Shade co. gets all of the credit."
( Office Annabel has trust issues towards new people. She has gotten bullied by jealous kids and adults at school for being a pretty noble girl, and only trust the people in Sarthenfall with that. Baxter was the first person for Annabel to trust with that, because he is her boss. It took a while for the others to see her face, since she kept wearing that hood on her head. )

Baxter: *stands up and hands Annabel the file* Go over this with Angie and Cali. Shade Co.'s hidden agenda is somewhere in here. *slightly bends down to make eye contact with Annabel* Do not tell anyone else about this potential transaction. *straightens himself up* Understood?

Azalea: *smirks* In general? Because catfishing is a good way for them to say yes. *grins mischievously*

Ray: *looks back at his screen* Okay, think of it this way. *Clicks create a profile* If we did catfish, what traits and other factors would we use to get that guaranteed yes?

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Azalea: *sits back and sighs at having to work, closing her eyes and trying to visualize her ‘dream man’*

“Hmmm. Hard to just categorize one person, there’s a lot of people with different preferences buuuuut” *smirks* “People like...charismatic people, they’d want their partner to look good so...athletic, social and caring for others and blah blah blah blah”

 

[Xanto]

Ray: *smiles a bit* We're supposed to analyze our collected data to answer the question. *opens up a boring table filled with a bunch of words* . . But good to know.

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Ivanna: *walking back to her desk then sit downs to get back to work*

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

This is Azalea when Angie eyes her from her office xD

 

[Blackrose7]

Baxter: *stands up and hands Annabel the file* Go over this with Angie and Cali. Shade Co.'s hidden agenda is somewhere in here. *slightly bends down to make eye contact with Annabel* Do not tell anyone else about this potential transaction. *straightens himself up* Understood?


Ray: *looks back at his screen* Okay, think of it this way. *Clicks create a profile* If we did catfish, what traits and other factors would we use to get that guaranteed yes?

Annabel: "Understood." *Annabel took the file, and went to go look for Angie and Cali.

 

[Bakuyoshi]

*Begins humming The touch*

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Ray: *smiles a bit* We're supposed to analyze our collected data to answer the question. *opens up a boring table filled with a bunch of words* . . But good to know.

Azalea: *groans and moves to position, hanging upside down on the sofa, scowling* Work would be a lot bloody easier if we could just use common sense rather than papers and documents nobody gives a shat about. *waved her hand, still dangling upside down* Let’s get this over with so I can go back to slacking off *smirks*

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Ivanna: *Checks her email for any work from Baxter then opens a word document and starts typing really fast*

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Guess who has to go back to the Chiropractor again!

 

[explosiveKitten]

Guess who has to go back to the Chiropractor again!

You!!

Angie: ... *looks in on Ray and Azalea* hows it going in here kids.

 

[Bakuyoshi]

I may just get a post in when I'm off work. I got morning shifts now!

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

If Soris was a woman lol, this would be a perfect theme song for him lol

Edit: Plot twist— Soris ALSO turns out to be a woman

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

If Soris was a woman lol, this would be a perfect theme song for him lol

Edit: Plot twist— Soris ALSO turns out to be a woman

Ivanna: So everyone is being a catfish nowadays? Probably should go on the report.