Fantasy The Five Kingdoms - The Fall of Sarthenfall - OOC

[explosiveKitten]

This is Alex

Alex: LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

 

[explosiveKitten]

Hm, Callahan bros in the office?



Ray: *cringes on the other side of the line* . . Hey, Baxter wants an update on our project. Want to meet later to review our presentation?

Baxter: Mr. Zedhryx from the competing firm will visit us soon. I need you all to be at your best. *scans the open office for suspicious activity before going into his huge CEO office*

Angie: *rolls into Azalea’s view and wiggles eyebrows* Yeah, Az, why don’t you go “review the presentation”. With Raymond.

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Angie: *rolls into Azalea’s view and wiggles eyebrows* Yeah, Az, why don’t you go “review the presentation”. With Raymond.

Ivanna: *covers mouth so she doesn’t laugh which will reveal she’s a softie*

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Hm, Callahan bros in the office?



Ray: *cringes on the other side of the line* . . Hey, Baxter wants an update on our project. Want to meet later to review our presentation?

Baxter: Mr. Zedhryx from the competing firm will visit us soon. I need you all to be at your best. *scans the open office for suspicious activity before going into his huge CEO office*

Angie: *rolls into Azalea’s view and wiggles eyebrows* Yeah, Az, why don’t you go “review the presentation”. With Raymond.

Ivanna: *covers mouth so she doesn’t laugh which will reveal she’s a softie*

Azalea: *facepalms and says in false cheery voice* RIIIIIGHT the presentation. I’ve...definitely worked on that. *lies then turns to Angie, covering the speaking end of the phone with one hand* Hey Angie, *flips off smugly, before she looks at Ivanna with a glower* Careful grumps! You look like your smiling—don’t want people to think you have a heart!

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Azalea: *facepalms and says in false cheery voice* RIIIIIGHT the presentation. I’ve...definitely worked on that. *lies then turns to Angie, covering the speaking end of the phone with one hand* Hey Angie, *flips off smugly, before she looks at Ivanna with a glower* Careful grumps! You look like your smiling—don’t want people to think you have a heart!

Ivanna: *rolls eyes at* Sure Princess.....wouldn’t want my smile to outshine your whole look. Oh wait.....*looks up and down* you don’t have anything to go on anyway. Shame

 

[explosiveKitten]

Angie: Hey, don’t flip off your office manager! I’ll hide the coffee carafe. *rolls back into her office and goes back to work*

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Camera zooms in on Cali looking at this with a look of despair. Cut to confessional

Cali: I'm surrounded by idiots half the time. I mean hey at least no one talks to me since that time I threw up on Baxter. In my defense I told him to stay away. Yet he went in for the support, as always.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Angie: CALI. GET OUT OF THE CLOSET! What are you even doing in there?! Are you talking to yourself!?

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Cali: I'm coming! Just... oh you know what I'm doing, Baxter isn't around right? Has he cooled down from the incident?

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

*Camera cuts to Ivanna’s confessional*

Ivanna: Azalea is a total hot head and the bane of this whole company

 

[Bakuyoshi]

explosiveKitten should I wait to post IC or just get another post in?

 

[explosiveKitten]

explosiveKitten should I wait to post IC or just get another post in?

Pfft i dunno. You can if you want.

 

[explosiveKitten]

*Camera cuts to Ivanna’s confessional*

Ivanna: Azalea is a total hot head and the bane of this whole company

Angie: Now why are you in the closet?! GET BACK TO WORK, YA BUMS

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Angie: Now why are you in the closet?! GET BACK TO WORK, YA BUMS

Ivanna: *shouts back* IM ON MY BREAK!

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Dammit I can't help but imagine this is post RP stuff.

Cali: *looking through messages sent by carrier pidgeon* marriage proposal, Azalea being a dick again, oh cool Angie has got that guild together. Oh another Marriage proposal, proposal, one of the council on the train progress, Ezeris not being shit, thank god. Proposal... how many men are that willing to be king?

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Ivanna: *rolls eyes at* Sure Princess.....wouldn’t want my smile to outshine your whole look. Oh wait.....*looks up and down* you don’t have anything to go on anyway. Shame

Angie: Hey, don’t flip off your office manager! I’ll hide the coffee carafe. *rolls back into her office and goes back to work*

Azalea: *coughs into hand* Can’t outshine anything being a b*tch

Azalea to Angie: *inconspicuously pretends to work, typing random letters into her web browser*

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Dammit I can't help but imagine this is post RP stuff.

Cali: *looking through messages sent by carrier pidgeon* marriage proposal, Azalea being a dick again, oh cool Angie has got that guild together. Oh another Marriage proposal, proposal, one of the council on the train progress, Ezeris not being shit, thank god. Proposal... how many men are that willing to be king?

Imao Azalea’s message would’ve been something like:

“Hey, remember when you were pretending to be a man and we all thought you just had no balls?

Guess we were right!

”

 

[Xanto]

GAH DANG yall type fast

Cali: Sir a message from the Higher ups came through, it's about the agenda. Said one of them was coming down tomorrow.

Baxter: *mumbles* Lumia . . *Turns around* In that case *exits his office not knowing wherever Cali went next*

Ivanna: *feet up on the desk. Filing her nails*

Baxter: *knocks Ivanna's feet down with a hand* Office, not your humble abode. Do you have our simulations?

Azalea: *facepalms and says in false cheery voice* RIIIIIGHT the presentation. I’ve...definitely worked on that. *lies then turns to Angie, covering the speaking end of the phone with one hand* Hey Angie, *flips off smugly, before she looks at Ivanna with a glower* Careful grumps! You look like your smiling—don’t want people to think you have a heart!

Raymond: *leans back on his chair smirking at Azalea from afar* Ha, I think we're on the same page.

Azalea: *coughs into hand* Can’t outshine anything being a b*tch

Azalea to Angie: *inconspicuously pretends to work, typing random letters into her web browser*

Raymond: *walks to Azalea's desk* So . . want to start now?

 

[Bakuyoshi]

I can't help but imagine Cali accidentally saving Kale.

 

[explosiveKitten]

Angie: *makes sure everyone is working before disappearing back into her office*

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Azalea: *coughs into hand* Can’t outshine anything being a b*tch

Azalea to Angie: *inconspicuously pretends to work, typing random letters into her web browser*

Ivanna: *glares at before shaking her head*

 

[Xanto]

Ivanna: Look who’s talking. F******* Bas****

did ya even realize that you said this in front of Baxter? ^

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

Baxter: *knocks Ivanna's feet down with a hand* Office, not your humble abode. Do you have our simulations?

Ivanna: I been had the simulations ready. Check your email. *looks at watch* Oh look at that, it’s my break.

 

[NinjaGirlGamer]

did ya even realize that you said this in front of Baxter? ^

I thought it would be after the whole simulation thing. *goes back to edit* let’s ignore the sentence

 

[explosiveKitten]

Angie: *sighs* I keep moving their cubicles further and further apart but it just makes it worse. Instead of whispering insults, they just shout them across the office!