Fandom The Dawn Brigade, Equestria's Fall (EF)

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Hah! What a sight that would be, but first we would have to remove the stick from the solar's asses"

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Or push it on through so it goes out the other end."

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Uhg" Dim slams his head onto the table "That reminds of an awful story I once read."

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Oh? Do tell." He orders another drink while sitting back to hear this.

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Err, no." Dim says as his face turns slightly green.

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Heh, if it makes you react like that it must be unpleasant. How about I tell you about the time I visited Nippony? It ends in seppuku for a disgraced samurai and me getting a nice commission for proving he had been visiting some off limits concubines."

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

Dim bursts out laughing before saying "You know I just realized I've never learned anything about you." Dim narrows his eyes at Star "Suspicious" Dim signals the roaming bartender and orders two death valleys. "Start talking" Dim says with a sly grin as he slides his drink over.


(Dim is smashed btw)

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Well lets see, I was born on a moonless night to widowed unicorn mare in a small village somewhere outside of what is now the griffon border. She said the stars themselves were in my eyes in those first few moments. Heh. Anyway.. " Here he starts to detail, excruciatingly, his youth. If Dim even pays half an iota of attention though he will hear quite a few indications of society and items that haven't existed in centuries at least in the tale.

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

(Sorry was distracted)


Dim gurgles for a second before his face slams onto the table.

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Heh, they don't make livers like they used to. Try to out drink me sometime after you've had to survive a blood brandy drinking contest or die at the hooves of Norse earth ponies. Still, at least they didn't try me by that axe tossing ritual." Star does look decidedly buzzed in spite of his bragging.

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

Dim jerks his head up a suddenly serious look on his face "Is that a challenge?"

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Hahahaha, knew it. Sure, why not? The faster we consume the faster you see me start blowing random crap up." In his thoughts 'And the sooner you stop asking about my past.'.

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Great! Lets do this. Barkeep, Bottle of Dragons Blood!"


(Alright you want to do an actual contest using the dice feature, or we could just keep drinking until something happens?)

 

[Ebonysdagger]

(Given that I've actually been playing table top rps as of late I don't see why not. I need to test this out on this site anyway so its as good a reason as any.)


"Well at least this will be some action. If I had to readjust another enchantment on my own equipment again I was going to go nuts. Those templar or whatever prats make me nervous about checking the libraries."

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Yeah whoever thought of that name is an idiot I must say." Dim smiles slyly before pouring both of us a shot and taking his in a swig.


(you roll the dice right after the post choose 10 for the role. First to 100 total loses)


[dice]4037[/dice]


[dice]4038[/dice]


One sec let me make sure this works


[dice]4039[/dice]


 
(sorry it's been a while anyways it's roll for ten, 1 die, and 10 faces, I'm just using the intial roll of ten)

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Down the hatch." Star knocks back his shot. (I'm assuming the first dice roll was an example and the second your actual roll. Or did you take two shots?)


[dice]4040[/dice]

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

(I was messing up the coding at first, which is why I had so many rolls, but the first is official)


"I've always wondered who first said down the hatch" Dim says knocking back a shot


[dice]4041[/dice]

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Iskander der Velmen when attempting to use a runic charge on a hive of what were probably ancient changelings. I remember it well err from lessons of course." He takes another shot.


[dice]4042[/dice]

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Ah, but of course my good friend!" Dim slams another shot down.


[dice]4043[/dice]

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"You know it is interesting that there hasn't been a wild magic fallout with all this conflict. Especially if your previous mission was anywhere near here." Taking another shot he chuckles. "Then again I suppose chaos storms are less likely these days."


[dice]4045[/dice]

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Hah! good one, there hasn't been a chaos storm in... what a thousand years?" Dim takes another shot and stares Star in the eyes "Your go."


[dice]4046[/dice]

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Which just means we're due, wouldn't you say?" Knocks back another shot.


[dice]4047[/dice]

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Hmm, that would be... bad" Dim says before knocking back another shot.


[dice]4048[/dice]

 

[Ebonysdagger]

"Eh, you never can tell. It might generate enough food to aid some of that food relief we offer out in Zebrica. Then again it could cause it to rain flaming dogs. Eh, Chaos is always a weird beast."


[dice]4049[/dice]

 

[Pleaseworkforonce]

"Oh come on Star, Surely you learned in one of those classes you took that chaos storms only occour when there is an active chaos cult." Dim laughs "They discovered that centuries ago" Dim knocks back another shot. "Your turn."


[dice]4050[/dice]


35 +8 = 43