Breadman
Big loaf supreme
"Huh...interesting." Cordia commented after Alexandre let go of her and watched the commander walk off to tend to her own forces. The banshee then turned her head and looked to the map and remaining commanders. The north is the primary target for many of them, but the south was where the machinachions would begin if the court mage and spymaster are involving themselves. Excellent. More chaos means more desperate people. "The elves who inhabit the islands have nothing to fear if they have the wits not to stand in my way, my dear." The banshee allowed to bare her teeth in smile. "But do prey to your goddess for protection. Prey for their salvation. If I smell a drop of blood of those that stole from me, I will feast on their hearts!" Sawtooth looked to his captain and revealed a maw of jagged teeth at the thought of her letting loose. "Lord Estro." Cordia next turned her attention to the wizzard "Should your cult require assistance in spreading among the shores, do let us know. Crows and pigeons are not suitable for messages, but I have no doubt you have a scrying orb handy."
"On that note." She next turned to the old woman "Baba, we must speak at the earliset convenience to us both. Capable hags are so few these days that I started to wonder if any of us were even left." The captain's smile never left her face. "I have a few ideas that I'm sure you will find delightful, but it is for private and...we are going to be so busy." She once again glanced towards the map. Specifically to the northern lands. "I do look forward to hearing what you're brewing in your cauldron. Good luck!"
With that, her business with the others was done so she turned and left the room. She needed to prepare the fleet for their conquest. Her crew followed closely behind, not wanting to stay and gawk at the others. A few steps down and Cordia noticed the gremlin tugging on her coat and pointing to his mouth. She snapped her finger and a burst of magic around the creature's mouth formed a padlock being broken.
"You may speak. Don't make me regret it."
"Wouldn't dream of it, captain." The creature spoke. "Bunch of stuck up fuckers in there tho. Not the emperor, tho. He gets to yell at people." The creature looked at his master and attempt to appear innocent. "What was that short ugly thing anyway?"
"That is lord Declan if I know my human politics" The drow spoke. "But its not his fault he looks like that."
"No, not him. The other ugly short thing."
"That is a redcap." Cordia answered with a slight annoyance. "He's not the only one, so you'll be seeing more of them if you stay in this plane."
"Euugh, I'd be angry too if I looked like that."
"You seen a mirror, mate?"
"I look good in every mirror I look at, jaws." The gremlin turned his head to look at the merman, trying to decide which eye to look at "You on the other hand need two to figure out how you look."
"Cap'tin, can I drown him now?"
"Find a better quartermaster first and then you can eat him for all I care."
"I don't know where he's been."
"You'll never find a better one anyway. Say, Uripa." He turned backwards to look at the drow "Felt you twitch a bit in there when the spymaster talked. You know something we don't?"
"She's not who she says she is." The necromancer gave a curt answe.
"Obviously. Spymasters would be shit at their job otherwise."
"No, there's something else to her. Beneath the skin she's something else. No human in this court would give a toss about the elves safety."
"You think she's an elf?" Sawtooth turned an eye to her "Half one at least. You land walkers like to mix and match and all that."
"Maybe?" Uripa shrugged "If she is, she's probably from some lower house or maybe a commoner."
"Not of any nobility you know or claim to." Cordia cut in. "We will speak more of this on board the ship, away from her eyes and ears."
"Would she bother with this chit chat?"
"Its her job you pimple afterbitrh."
---
Later on board the Butcher's blade
"Captain on deck you rotting shark bait!" Sawtooth's voice echoed on board the ship. The first mate wasted no time to get the cursed crew to stand at attention. Zombies, ghouls, skeletons and an assortment of any other drowned dead pull themselves together to show they're still good enough to serve. Cordia walked a few steps inspecting them and grimaced. They needed fresh ones and soon.
"Lift anchor and prepare to set sail." The crew shambled and ran to their posts. Cordia's opinion of them was a tad higher after she saw how dilligently they scurried to their occupations. One man was showing extra aptitude as he was nothing but chest, head and arms. Legs lost long ago in a battle somewhere. She'd better fuse him with the ship if he wants to work so hard. "Mr. Gribbs, I want a full report of what is in our hull. Lady Uripa, you are to inspect the crew's health and see if you need to motivate them. Sawtooth, make sure the rest of the fleet is ready to move and strike at our targets."
"Aye cap'tin!" The sharkman nodded and turned his attention to the crew once again. "Oi! Who told you to rest? Move your dead asses or you're chum!"
As the ship was prepared to move out of the docks, Cordia walked to the shp's helm. The time for talking was over, now with the emperor's blessing she would sail forward. The Butcher's blade will once again be the most fearsome sight for any ship caught in its path. From the mast, the flag was let to fly in the wind and a thick mist began to envelop the ship as it left the port. Behind the cursed vessel schools of sharks began to follow, being drawn not by blood, but by the will of the banshee captain. The calm sounds of the ocean began to dicipate as they gave way to the siren song. Even among the rotting crew, the honeyed notes of Cordia's singing were motivating them to work harder. Work faster. Be better. For her. For if they didn't, those same honeyed notes would sour and quickly turn into a banshee's shrieks.
As for those who were among the living and among her chose, who doesn't enjoy a good song? Even if it is one sang with cruel irony in mind.
"On that note." She next turned to the old woman "Baba, we must speak at the earliset convenience to us both. Capable hags are so few these days that I started to wonder if any of us were even left." The captain's smile never left her face. "I have a few ideas that I'm sure you will find delightful, but it is for private and...we are going to be so busy." She once again glanced towards the map. Specifically to the northern lands. "I do look forward to hearing what you're brewing in your cauldron. Good luck!"
With that, her business with the others was done so she turned and left the room. She needed to prepare the fleet for their conquest. Her crew followed closely behind, not wanting to stay and gawk at the others. A few steps down and Cordia noticed the gremlin tugging on her coat and pointing to his mouth. She snapped her finger and a burst of magic around the creature's mouth formed a padlock being broken.
"You may speak. Don't make me regret it."
"Wouldn't dream of it, captain." The creature spoke. "Bunch of stuck up fuckers in there tho. Not the emperor, tho. He gets to yell at people." The creature looked at his master and attempt to appear innocent. "What was that short ugly thing anyway?"
"That is lord Declan if I know my human politics" The drow spoke. "But its not his fault he looks like that."
"No, not him. The other ugly short thing."
"That is a redcap." Cordia answered with a slight annoyance. "He's not the only one, so you'll be seeing more of them if you stay in this plane."
"Euugh, I'd be angry too if I looked like that."
"You seen a mirror, mate?"
"I look good in every mirror I look at, jaws." The gremlin turned his head to look at the merman, trying to decide which eye to look at "You on the other hand need two to figure out how you look."
"Cap'tin, can I drown him now?"
"Find a better quartermaster first and then you can eat him for all I care."
"I don't know where he's been."
"You'll never find a better one anyway. Say, Uripa." He turned backwards to look at the drow "Felt you twitch a bit in there when the spymaster talked. You know something we don't?"
"She's not who she says she is." The necromancer gave a curt answe.
"Obviously. Spymasters would be shit at their job otherwise."
"No, there's something else to her. Beneath the skin she's something else. No human in this court would give a toss about the elves safety."
"You think she's an elf?" Sawtooth turned an eye to her "Half one at least. You land walkers like to mix and match and all that."
"Maybe?" Uripa shrugged "If she is, she's probably from some lower house or maybe a commoner."
"Not of any nobility you know or claim to." Cordia cut in. "We will speak more of this on board the ship, away from her eyes and ears."
"Would she bother with this chit chat?"
"Its her job you pimple afterbitrh."
---
Later on board the Butcher's blade
"Captain on deck you rotting shark bait!" Sawtooth's voice echoed on board the ship. The first mate wasted no time to get the cursed crew to stand at attention. Zombies, ghouls, skeletons and an assortment of any other drowned dead pull themselves together to show they're still good enough to serve. Cordia walked a few steps inspecting them and grimaced. They needed fresh ones and soon.
"Lift anchor and prepare to set sail." The crew shambled and ran to their posts. Cordia's opinion of them was a tad higher after she saw how dilligently they scurried to their occupations. One man was showing extra aptitude as he was nothing but chest, head and arms. Legs lost long ago in a battle somewhere. She'd better fuse him with the ship if he wants to work so hard. "Mr. Gribbs, I want a full report of what is in our hull. Lady Uripa, you are to inspect the crew's health and see if you need to motivate them. Sawtooth, make sure the rest of the fleet is ready to move and strike at our targets."
"Aye cap'tin!" The sharkman nodded and turned his attention to the crew once again. "Oi! Who told you to rest? Move your dead asses or you're chum!"
As the ship was prepared to move out of the docks, Cordia walked to the shp's helm. The time for talking was over, now with the emperor's blessing she would sail forward. The Butcher's blade will once again be the most fearsome sight for any ship caught in its path. From the mast, the flag was let to fly in the wind and a thick mist began to envelop the ship as it left the port. Behind the cursed vessel schools of sharks began to follow, being drawn not by blood, but by the will of the banshee captain. The calm sounds of the ocean began to dicipate as they gave way to the siren song. Even among the rotting crew, the honeyed notes of Cordia's singing were motivating them to work harder. Work faster. Be better. For her. For if they didn't, those same honeyed notes would sour and quickly turn into a banshee's shrieks.
As for those who were among the living and among her chose, who doesn't enjoy a good song? Even if it is one sang with cruel irony in mind.