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Fantasy The Blackboard

MrMopp

Two Thousand Club
Menu (wip)

DINNER SPECIAL: BOOMER’S TOMBSTONE PIE. Beef, Pork or Chicken. Standard meal cost ($).

TODAYS STEW: RING-TUM-DIDY. Thank Boomers mama for a cheese infused dish with tomatoes, potatoes, Ground beef and corn. Cheep meal cost. ($10)

DESSERT O’ THE DAY: BREAD PUDING

Other treats:

•Bullet-Hole Donut: frigg’n cheep (2$)

•Milkshake: Chocolate, Vanila, Strawbery, Pina Colada, Pumpkin, sarsaparilla. ($5

•Bread Pudding

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COCKTAILS

•DRINK O THE GODS: might be sacrilege, but what we got here is a traditional ol’ Asgardian beer with an untraditional tea spoon of Olympian ambrosia and a drop Happy Jacks Undrinkable Ale for kick that’s then reverently stirred with the twig of a sacred oak. Side effects for mortal drinkers may include brilliant glowing, wings sprouting from the ankles, and/or operatic chanting in Dragon Tongue. (Can be watered down with holy water upon request)

•A REALLY BLOODY MARY: a more, eh, vicarial treat for the more predatory in taste (or the severely iron deficient). A standard Bloody Mary, but with a 1/2cup of cow, pig, or chickens blood in the mix. Human blood is straight out cause I sure as hell ain’t slitting MY wrist.


•MEDIA’S MYSTERY BREW: We don’t know what’s in either! Our very own Witch of Whims, Medea, made a jug of it in her sleep. But go ahead and have some on the house while we all take bets!
 
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