Fantasy The Beginning of a New (OOC)

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Gluttony's secret view of the war:

What the fuck is this war? Why are they using armies to fight, why aren't they just fighting each other? They're clearly able to, so why bring other people into this mess? If Wraith and Pride just grew the hell up this wouldn't even be an issue.
It's not even Lust that is the problem despite her attempts to paint herself as the bad guy. If it were any other guys, this wouldn't be an issue. It is because Wraith and Pride got their panties in a bunch and threw a hissy fit.

Except these are godlike creatures, so their hissy fit basically equals total destruction. EITHER MAN THE FUCK UP BOIS, OR WORK IT OUT LIKE CIVILIZED BEINGS.

Even if they couldn't just brawl it out mano on mano, have you ever heard of champions???? Gods do this all the time, placing bets on a human they back up and then watch the mortals duke it out. Whoever has the winning champion wins, simple as that. NO NEED TO START A HUGE ASS WAR OVER A LADY.

Oh and you virtues are no better. "Yeah lets stop this war by joining sides!" If you're going to do that, at least all go one side-- or better yet, DON'T. What kind of logic are you guys coming up with when you try to stop two fires by adding more fuel to it? "One fire will out fire the other fire, so that'll put it out" NO, IT DOESN'T. YOU FOOLS, this is why none of you are invited to Gluttony's dinner party . . . and it isn't because he wasn't planning on sharing food in the first, it is definitely because you all are terrible people . . .

Except for Lust because she makes the best sandwiches-- PIG DANCE

Is Sol invited? Also yaaaay piggie!!!

 

[Probably George]

WELL MAYBE HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THAT GETTING OUT OF HAND

IF SHE WASN'T A THOT AND IGNORED EVERYTHING HE SAID AND DID FOR HER, SHE'D STILL HAVE A FRIEND

 

[August]

Is Sol invited? Also yaaaay piggie!!!

Of course. Any supporter of the legendary sandwich is welcomed in Zodia . . . Unless Lust hates you, and I don't she hates you so you good!!

 

[August]

IF SHE WASN'T A THOT AND IGNORED EVERYTHING HE SAID AND DID FOR HER, SHE'D STILL HAVE A FRIEND

-3- and here is how we separate the real friend vs the "friend" friend

#VoteGluttonyForPresident

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Of course. Any supporter of the legendary sandwich is welcomed in Zodia . . . Unless Lust hates you, and I don't she hates you so you good!!

I’ll try to make sure she likes em. Probably by showing here with fine jewels and a few swords.

 

[August]

Join Gluttony in his holy Sandwich campaign. Under Gluttony's lead, we shall fight the forces that spoil our dinners.

 

[Probably George]

-3- and here is how we separate the real friend vs the "friend" friend

#VoteGluttonyForPresident

George and Seraphim are 2 completely different entities

 

[August]

George and Seraphim are 2 completely different entities

Yes they are, which is why it is Gluttony running for president and not Seraphim.

 

[Probably George]

Yes they are, which is why it is Gluttony running for president and not Seraphim.

"The competition? I'll just eat them."

 

[August]

"The competition? I'll just eat them."

"Did somebody mention eating?"

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Soliron, applying to be a god: “And here we have the sandwich golem 60,000. It makes 60,00p sandwiches an hour.”

 

[August]

Soliron, applying to be a god: “And here we have the sandwich golem 60,000. It makes 60,00p sandwiches an hour.”

Gluttony: stamps approval immediately "He's in."

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

IF SHE WASN'T A THOT AND IGNORED EVERYTHING HE SAID AND DID FOR HER, SHE'D STILL HAVE A FRIEND

HE KNOWS THAT SHE CANNOT CONTROL WHO SHE IS!! IF HE WAS S REAL FRIEND THEN HE'D LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Gluttony: stamps approval immediately "He's in."

Behold Soliron, the sin of tasty sandwiches.

 

[August]

Behold Soliron, the sin of tasty sandwiches.

Gluttony has never been more proud a sin before. Gluttony shall adopt Soliron

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Gluttony has never been more proud a sin before. Gluttony shall adopt Soliron

And with the alliance between Gluttony, Sol, Lust and pride, we shall dominante the world. AHAHAHAHA

 

[Probably George]

HE KNOWS THAT SHE CANNOT CONTROL WHO SHE IS!! IF HE WAS S REAL FRIEND THEN HE'D LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT

SORRY HE EXPECTED MORE OF HER AND IS EMOTIONALLY HURT BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HIM ATTACKED HIM WHILE HE WAS PROTECTING FROM A MAN WHORE WHO JUST WANTED TO FUCK HER

 

[August]

And with the alliance between Gluttony, Sol, Lust and pride, we shall dominante the world. AHAHAHAHA

Only if you keep Pride in check T^T put your Boi on a leash or he is kapeash

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Only if you keep Pride in check T^T put your Boi on a leash or he is kapeash

Don’t worry. He has a muzzle and lead. I’ll make sure he’s chained up in the bedroom most of the time. All you really have to do is put a mirror in front of him. He’ll stand there drooling all day.

 

[August]

Probably George
Awww, look! Seraphim does have people who care . . . kind of--
Well he has someone keeping him from walking out at least? ^-^;;

 

[Probably George]

Probably George
Awww, look! Seraphim does have people who care . . . kind of--
Well he has someone keeping him from walking out at least? ^-^;;

I mean no one else really matters to him. His family is likely dead from mass suicide, his wife died in childbirth, and his son has been missing for 200 years, presumably dead. He reallyreally had no one else. As the other 14 saw him as "overly righteous"/"goodie two shoes"

 

[Probably George]

Wrath probably only wants Seraphim to stay because
A. He's wrath's 2nd in command
B. The most powerful virtue
C. He was close to lust

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

SORRY HE EXPECTED MORE OF HER AND IS EMOTIONALLY HURT BECAUSE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARED ABOUT HIM ATTACKED HIM WHILE HE WAS PROTECTING FROM A MAN WHORE WHO JUST WANTED TO FUCK HER

WELL WHAT WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO THINK WHEN A MAN LIKE PRIDE HAS HER IN HIS CLUTCHES!? She just wants the war to be over.

 

[Probably George]

That bitch loves the attention and we all know it ?

 

[August]

I mean no one else really matters to him. His family is likely dead from mass suicide, his wife died in childbirth, and his son has been missing for 200 years, presumably dead. He reallyreally had no one else. As the other 14 saw him as "overly righteous"/"goodie two shoes"

If it makes Seraphim feel any better, Gluttony just saw him as a fool for picking a side in the war in attempt to end it
Well actually he views all of virtues that took part like that . . . actually Gluttony has little to no relationships with the 14 cause he do what he do