Fantasy The Beginning of a New (OOC)

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Porkers gonna waddle up and be like "You're kind of to be blamed as well if you think about it. Clearly if you prepared enough food for everyone, things wouldn't be so tense -3- please make me a sandwich, oink oink"

So idea foe how Sol comes in; he invents a sandwich making golem, and feeds the whole of the 14. Problems solved, no one can argue with a full mouth.

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

Glut and Lust aren't like that!!

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

I found a few images, but not a lot D:

Show em to me!! I can help y’all search if ya want!

 

[August]

Sonidea foe how Sol comes in; he invents a sandwich making golem, and feeds the whole of the 14. Problems solved, no one can argue with a full mouth.

Gluttony approves.

 

[Probably George]

I don't think anyone was picking up on how SERAPHIM WASN'T HITTING ON HER. HE'S ONE OF THE FEW WHO DOESN'T THINK WITH HIS COCK

 

[August]

Glut and Lust aren't like that!!

They're closer than that.
While everyone is starting wars over who gets to fuck Lust, Gluttony is sleeping in her castle as she makes him the best sandwich.

The godly sandwich, known as the Sandwich of Eden. Much like the story, the first sin is born from a singular bite of this paradise, and you'll never be able to go back once you've taken the first bite . . .


How else did Lust get Gluttony in the war?
Her godly sandwiches.

Read and weep boisss
oink oink

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

They're closer than that.
While everyone is starting wars over who gets to fuck Lust, Gluttony is sleeping in her castle as she makes him the best sandwich.

The godly sandwich, known as the Sandwich of Eden. Much like the story, the first sin is born from a singular bite of this paradise, and you'll never be able to go back once you've taken the first bite . . .


How else did Lust get Gluttony in the war?
Her godly sandwiches.

Read and weep boisss
oink oink

Another reason they’ll be bros. Everyone else trying to get with lust, well just make sandwiches

 

[August]

I don't think anyone was picking up on how SERAPHIM WASN'T HITTING ON HER. HE'S ONE OF THE FEW WHO DOESN'T THINK WITH HIS COCK

mmmmhmmm
Tell it to the judge nice guy


You are on the defense for the claim of trying to be the best friend of Lust even though she clearly has one.
You may not be Wraith or Pride, but we have reasons to believe you're trying to get in on this platonic friendship action despite Lust clearly being with Gluttony.


The Great War over Lust 2
A war of friendship and cockblocking

 

[August]

Another reason they’ll be bros. Everyone else trying to get with lust, well just make sandwiches

See, that's the thing . . . Everyone is trying to get with Lust while Gluttony is already with Lust.
I say we just put all of them in a corner, let them fight it out while we all eat sandwiches at Zodia--

WHOSE WITH ME???

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

See, that's the thing . . . Everyone is trying to get with Lust while Gluttony is already with Lust.
I say we just put all of them in a corner, let them fight it out while we all eat sandwiches at Zodia--

WHOSE WITH ME???

-Soliron, with greed who has a muzzle on yo avoid incident, raises his hand- we are!!!

 

[August]

A cookie for you good sir~

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

A cookie for you good sir~

OMG PORKY GAVE ME A COOKIE!!! Life goal achieved.

 

[Ryoko Lee]

I can give you more than cookies, Sage
*winks*

 

[Probably George]

mmmmhmmm
Tell it to the judge nice guy
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You are on the defense for the claim of trying to be the best friend of Lust even though she clearly has one.
You may not be Wraith or Pride, but we have reasons to believe you're trying to get in on this platonic friendship action despite Lust clearly being with Gluttony.


The Great War over Lust 2
A war of friendship and cockblocking

Why is it so hard for people to understand that someone can be a genuine friend and not try to get pussy

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

I can give you more than cookies, Sage
*winks*

Mmmmhhmm see Mr. Oinkers, this is why I brought the muzzle. And oh yeah? Well you have a prince waiting for you in our little Soirée.

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

Why is it so hard for people to understand that someone can be a genuine friend and not try to get pussy

I totally feel you. Your just fun to tease.

 

[Probably George]

I totally feel you. Your just fun to tease.

Yea I'm pretty daft when it comes to teasing

 

[Ryoko Lee]

What kind of teasing?

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

BUT HE DID COME ONTO HER

 

[August]

Gluttony's secret view of the war:

What the fuck is this war? Why are they using armies to fight, why aren't they just fighting each other? They're clearly able to, so why bring other people into this mess? If Wraith and Pride just grew the hell up this wouldn't even be an issue.
It's not even Lust that is the problem despite her attempts to paint herself as the bad guy. If it were any other guys, this wouldn't be an issue. It is because Wraith and Pride got their panties in a bunch and threw a hissy fit.

Except these are godlike creatures, so their hissy fit basically equals total destruction. EITHER MAN THE FUCK UP BOIS, OR WORK IT OUT LIKE CIVILIZED BEINGS.

Even if they couldn't just brawl it out mano on mano, have you ever heard of champions???? Gods do this all the time, placing bets on a human they back up and then watch the mortals duke it out. Whoever has the winning champion wins, simple as that. NO NEED TO START A HUGE ASS WAR OVER A LADY.

Oh and you virtues are no better. "Yeah lets stop this war by joining sides!" If you're going to do that, at least all go one side-- or better yet, DON'T. What kind of logic are you guys coming up with when you try to stop two fires by adding more fuel to it? "One fire will out fire the other fire, so that'll put it out" NO, IT DOESN'T. YOU FOOLS, this is why none of you are invited to Gluttony's dinner party . . . and it isn't because he wasn't planning on sharing food in the first, it is definitely because you all are terrible people . . .

Except for Lust because she makes the best sandwiches-- PIG DANCE

 

[August]

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Why is it so hard for people to understand that someone can be a genuine friend and not try to get pussy

cause this boy is already the genuine friend
PIG DANCE--

 

[Probably George]

BUT HE DID COME ONTO HER

HE'S AWKWARD AROUND HER BECAUSE HE GENUINELY LIKES BEING AROUND HER

 

[August]

did somebody say . . .

DANCING PIG?!?!

 

[Ilry the Dark Sage]

What kind of teasing?

Hey, what part MY lover boy did you forget. Be ware, I ain’t afraid to put a muzzle on that cute face.

 

[KhalZhavvorsa]

HE'S AWKWARD AROUND HER BECAUSE HE GENUINELY LIKES BEING AROUND HER

WELL MAYBE HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THAT GETTING OUT OF HAND