Fantasy The Battle of the Gods OOC

[June Verles]

The finest piece was a collab work by Amareus and Vulkan
A magic ring that granted an almost indestructible suit of armor, which made them immensely powerful
However... it also drove them insane
It was scrapped

You don't give cool stuff to humans

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

You don't give cool stuff to humans

It was in fact not cool
Quite the opposite
Although if you factor out the insanity inducing traits
It kind of works?

 

[Gravitational Force]

You don't give cool stuff to humans

Yes you do. Then you laugh when they use it to commit atrocities/inflict an ironic fate on themselves.

 

[June Verles]

Yes you do. Then you laugh when they use it to commit atrocities/inflict an ironic fate on themselves.

put your nasty little hands away from my temples

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Yes you do. Then you laugh when they use it to commit atrocities/inflict an ironic fate on themselves.

You need to learn the true strength of the human race

 

[Noivian]

I have not interacted with humans in many millennia... are they still using pointed stones as tools?

 

[Gravitational Force]

put your nasty little hands away from my temples

(Unleashes another monstrous centipede, this time with ice breath and acidic blood) "No hands!"

You need to learn the true strength of the human race

"I do, better than you."

 

[June Verles]

I have not interacted with humans in many millennia... are they still using pointed stones as tools?

You betcha they are, disgusting workmanship, obviously excluding my craftsmen who try to mirror my image, not really close though, bless their hearts.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I have not interacted with humans in many millennia... are they still using pointed stones as tools?

No, dearest Nova
They have advanced in both magic and technology
Its dare I say... "Super Cool"

 

[Gravitational Force]

You betcha they are, disgusting workmanship, obviously excluding my craftsmen who try to mirror my image, not really close though, bless their hearts.

(Slips one of them the idea for a mining device/massive bomb)

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

(Slips one of them the idea for a mining device/massive bomb)

*Hands one of them a bow and a single poison arrow*
Him, put him to sleep and steal the plans

 

[Noivian]

*heavy sigh*

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*heavy sigh*

Nova-senpai...pls luv meh!
*Disappears into the background*

 

[June Verles]

*Hands one of them a bow and a single poison arrow*
Him, put him to sleep and steal the plans

Right guys, I think it's time for a factory reset, Now where did I the button to activate the civilization-ending volcanoes...

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Right guys, I think it's time for a factory reset, Now where did I the button to activate the civilization-ending volcanoes...

Or.... how about you don't do that?
Just not wrecking Dads planet would be great!

 

[Gravitational Force]

Right guys, I think it's time for a factory reset, Now where did I the button to activate the civilization-ending volcanoes...

"Stole it, made it single-target, gave it to a megalomaniac."

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

"Stole it, made it single-target, gave it to a megalomaniac."

*Turned that Megalomaniacs daughter into a Hero of Justice and she destroyed it*

 

[Gravitational Force]

*Turned that Megalomaniacs daughter into a Hero of Justice and she destroyed it*

"NO!"
(Start hitting you with stick)
"Free will only!"

 

[June Verles]

*Turned that Megalomaniacs daughter into a Hero of Justice and she destroyed it*

No human could break my or use my stuff

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

"NO!"
(Start hitting you with stick)
"Free will only!"

I didn't make her do it
We made a deal and she chose to use her newfound power to do that

 

[Gravitational Force]

I didn't make her do it
We made a deal and she chose to use her newfound power to do that

"BS"

 

[Noivian]

*second heavy sigh*

 

[June Verles]

*second heavy sigh*

You might have asthma, I can make you a inhaler

 

[Ariel]

A godly, indestructible, heaven forged... inhaler

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

"BS"

Coming from the one who turned a doomsday weapon into a source of entertainment?