Syntra
Baba Yaga
The horse, whose name certainly wasn’t Cornelius, proved to be a stubborn little fuck. “Come on,” Cyrra rolled her eyes, “just walk! What do I have to do, send you a fucking letter with the emperor’s seal?” Maybe that was exactly the case, though, because the animal refused to budge. If anything, it seemed that all of her efforts only led to it protesting that much harder. Ugh! Was every aspect of this journey going to be such a torture? The gods were testing her, truly-- they’d poured so much sand into her gears by now that the assassin wondered why she couldn’t hear the screeching. “You think you’re too precious to be replaced? Well, I’ve got news for you, because I will happily sell you to the nearest butcher. Horse meat is a fucking delicacy, I’ve heard. Do you want me to make sure of that?” Cyrra didn’t really think that the horse understood, and yet, curiously enough, she could spot a hint of fear in its big, brown eyes once those words left her mouth. Huh. Interesting. Fucking interesting, even. Threats could carry you reasonably far, she knew, but perhaps she’d been underutilizing them when it came to headstrong fucking animals. “That’s right,” she pulled at the harness, “and you can bet that I’ll find the meanest motherfucker to do it, too. With dull knives. Did you know that dull knives make it hurt worse? Because a sharp blade is a blessing, even if you can’t see it.”
Cyrra, on the other hand, could see things, and thus it wasn’t hard for her to notice that water in the river was… foul. Fucking foul, actually. (Was it water, even? The shade of the liquid hinted at a different answer-- it was green, though more than grass, it resembled food that had been left sitting on the table for far, far longer than it should have. For a few weeks, give or take? Yeah, that seemed to be just about right.) “By the gods,” the assassin sighed. “What is this shit?”
And when equally green, half-human, half-frog monstrosities began crawling out of the river, Cyrra… well, Cyrra would have loved to say that she wasn’t surprised. Later, she would say that she grabbed her short sword, ready to face whatever fate was cooking up for her. The reality of the situation, though? The assassin shrieked, taking a few steps backwards.
“W-what are you?”
***
Hmm. Was it just Faline, or did something akin to anger flash in the feathered woman’s eyes? You know, anger at the rejection? Oh no, it couldn’t have been that-- not when she smiled at her so sweetly, much like the candy that she’d previously offered. “I understand that. Expectations are a heavy, heavy thing, and it makes sense you wouldn’t want to sign yourself up for that which you cannot grasp. Don’t worry, though! Performing is fun. Exhilarating is a good word to describe that. Once you taste our trade… why, trust me, you will not want to ever stop. None of us have.”
“Just so, just so!” Ten or so heads nodded in unison, as if they had been waiting for that very opportunity. (Huh, curious. Had they all been listening to their conversation? It hadn’t seemed that way before-- they had all been dancing, or singing, or playing instruments so queer that Faline couldn’t even begin to guess their names. Well! Perhaps they just were exceptionally talented at the art of multitasking, then.) “It is exactly as Nyrea says.” One of them, a short woman with hair like wild flames, wrapped her arm around Faline’s waist. Strangely enough, the touch… stung? Much like thorns did, if you were stupid enough to overlook them. “We’ll show you, little one. Come, come inside, and then you’ll see for yourself what we mean exactly.”
The tent's canvas fluttered in response, like the wings of a butterfly. Was it trying to invite her, perhaps? Or dissuade her? Regardless of the entity's intents, Faline was grabbed by both hands and straight up dragged inside. "I can't wait to give you this gift," Nyrea giggled. "You know, that you refuse to join us doesn't mean that you cannot enjoy our hospitality for a while. Wouldn't you agree with that, Faline?" ...huh. How come that Nyrea knew her name? Had she introduced herself, perhaps? It was either that, or perhaps she was simply scarily good at guessing people's names! No need to judge, certainly. No need to panic, either, because someone calling her the way she wanted to be called was a Good Thing.
Whereas the outside of the tent was colorful, the inside of it... well, the inside of it seemed somewhat faded in comparison. Like a memory, sharply defined, but no longer entirely fresh in its owner's mind. “You’ll see that which you have never seen before, Faline,” Nyrea promised. “Feast your eyes upon it, because we don’t just sell out tickets to anyone. Oh no. In order to witness one of our performances, you have to be quite special.” And, indeed, the audience was special-- mainly because they were corpses, sitting in complete silence on the moth-eaten, dark-red chairs. “I hope our guests don’t make you feel uncomfortable?” the woman fluttered her long, long eye-lashes. “It isn’t their fault that they were, ah, too enthralled by our program. It is all too easy to get absorbed by it, I’m afraid. Still, they got their tickets fair and square, and so it isn’t our place to kick them out. Come, come. Make yourself at home! Here, the show is starting.”
It really seemed that Faline had chosen the exact right time, too, because the curtain was just rising. What wonders would she witness there, hmm? What kind of miracles? The answer was Cornelius, apparently. Yes, Cornelius! The horse on whose back she’d spent most of the day was standing on the white sands of the ring, neighing nervously. And, in its saddle? Sure enough, Cyrra was sitting there, her hands bound by a long garland of blue roses. "Hey, what the fuck?" the assassin shouted, with all of her signature tact.
"Tsk, tsk!" Nyrea raised her finger, disappointed beyond measure. "You're supposed to demonstrate to Faline that being a performer can be a lot of fun. No need to be so sour about it, Miss Murder. Now, Faline, what would you like her to do?" she turned back to the other girl, putting a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "The sky is the limit! Here, in this tent, reality may just bend to your whims."
Cyrra, on the other hand, could see things, and thus it wasn’t hard for her to notice that water in the river was… foul. Fucking foul, actually. (Was it water, even? The shade of the liquid hinted at a different answer-- it was green, though more than grass, it resembled food that had been left sitting on the table for far, far longer than it should have. For a few weeks, give or take? Yeah, that seemed to be just about right.) “By the gods,” the assassin sighed. “What is this shit?”
And when equally green, half-human, half-frog monstrosities began crawling out of the river, Cyrra… well, Cyrra would have loved to say that she wasn’t surprised. Later, she would say that she grabbed her short sword, ready to face whatever fate was cooking up for her. The reality of the situation, though? The assassin shrieked, taking a few steps backwards.
“W-what are you?”
***
Hmm. Was it just Faline, or did something akin to anger flash in the feathered woman’s eyes? You know, anger at the rejection? Oh no, it couldn’t have been that-- not when she smiled at her so sweetly, much like the candy that she’d previously offered. “I understand that. Expectations are a heavy, heavy thing, and it makes sense you wouldn’t want to sign yourself up for that which you cannot grasp. Don’t worry, though! Performing is fun. Exhilarating is a good word to describe that. Once you taste our trade… why, trust me, you will not want to ever stop. None of us have.”
“Just so, just so!” Ten or so heads nodded in unison, as if they had been waiting for that very opportunity. (Huh, curious. Had they all been listening to their conversation? It hadn’t seemed that way before-- they had all been dancing, or singing, or playing instruments so queer that Faline couldn’t even begin to guess their names. Well! Perhaps they just were exceptionally talented at the art of multitasking, then.) “It is exactly as Nyrea says.” One of them, a short woman with hair like wild flames, wrapped her arm around Faline’s waist. Strangely enough, the touch… stung? Much like thorns did, if you were stupid enough to overlook them. “We’ll show you, little one. Come, come inside, and then you’ll see for yourself what we mean exactly.”
The tent's canvas fluttered in response, like the wings of a butterfly. Was it trying to invite her, perhaps? Or dissuade her? Regardless of the entity's intents, Faline was grabbed by both hands and straight up dragged inside. "I can't wait to give you this gift," Nyrea giggled. "You know, that you refuse to join us doesn't mean that you cannot enjoy our hospitality for a while. Wouldn't you agree with that, Faline?" ...huh. How come that Nyrea knew her name? Had she introduced herself, perhaps? It was either that, or perhaps she was simply scarily good at guessing people's names! No need to judge, certainly. No need to panic, either, because someone calling her the way she wanted to be called was a Good Thing.
Whereas the outside of the tent was colorful, the inside of it... well, the inside of it seemed somewhat faded in comparison. Like a memory, sharply defined, but no longer entirely fresh in its owner's mind. “You’ll see that which you have never seen before, Faline,” Nyrea promised. “Feast your eyes upon it, because we don’t just sell out tickets to anyone. Oh no. In order to witness one of our performances, you have to be quite special.” And, indeed, the audience was special-- mainly because they were corpses, sitting in complete silence on the moth-eaten, dark-red chairs. “I hope our guests don’t make you feel uncomfortable?” the woman fluttered her long, long eye-lashes. “It isn’t their fault that they were, ah, too enthralled by our program. It is all too easy to get absorbed by it, I’m afraid. Still, they got their tickets fair and square, and so it isn’t our place to kick them out. Come, come. Make yourself at home! Here, the show is starting.”
It really seemed that Faline had chosen the exact right time, too, because the curtain was just rising. What wonders would she witness there, hmm? What kind of miracles? The answer was Cornelius, apparently. Yes, Cornelius! The horse on whose back she’d spent most of the day was standing on the white sands of the ring, neighing nervously. And, in its saddle? Sure enough, Cyrra was sitting there, her hands bound by a long garland of blue roses. "Hey, what the fuck?" the assassin shouted, with all of her signature tact.
"Tsk, tsk!" Nyrea raised her finger, disappointed beyond measure. "You're supposed to demonstrate to Faline that being a performer can be a lot of fun. No need to be so sour about it, Miss Murder. Now, Faline, what would you like her to do?" she turned back to the other girl, putting a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "The sky is the limit! Here, in this tent, reality may just bend to your whims."