Syntra
Baba Yaga
Cyrra wasn’t really the thoughtful type. Where others wandered in their thoughts, searching for whatever the fuck they believed was there to discover, the assassin preferred to live in the real world-- you know, in the one place where things actually happened. That only made sense. The gods had given this playground to them, you see? So, while they were still trapped in their weak shells, they had to play by those rules, much like a chess piece could never move outside of its chessboard. Doing so would have been foolish. There wasn’t anything else left to experience, no matter what those charlatans claimed! (There was just you, whatever weapon you managed to hold onto, and the rest of the world, armed with claws and teeth. You had to carve it to pieces, for the future generations to devour. For them to shed the curse that their ancestors had saddled them with, in their blind conviction that they knew the best. Heh. It was always that way, wasn’t it? Too much thinking, the assassin had found out, led you down a dark path. Perhaps their brains just hadn’t been wired for it-- like a machine whose cogs moved too fast, the entire blasted thing just went up in flames. …that being fucking said, though? Watching this entire scenario did inspire a lot of thoughts in Cyrra. A whole plethora of them, actually.)
How the fuck is she still alive? That was the most prominent of questions, loud enough to tower over all the others. Differentiating between the rest of them wasn’t as simple-- thoughts swirled wildly in her head, seeping into each other, and frankly, Cyrra was beginning to think that headache would soon become her default state. “Ugh,” she said, giving up on anything even remotely resembling civilized conversation. “Does she do this often? Losing her fucking mind, I mean?” While the assassin wasn’t about to speak to the fiend in a way that could be construed as friendly, she… ah, scratch that! She was speaking to Endymion that way, but only as a temporary fucking solution. (A temporary solution to being surrounded by weirdos. A talking cat was far from the most normal thing she had ever heard of, and their demonic status also wasn’t exactly reassuring, but they acknowledged, at least, that Faline was an oddball. Therefore, on her own metaphorical scale of strangeness, they moved slightly closer to Cyrra herself! …yes, Cyrra was a shiny fucking example of normalcy, thank you very much. Unlike some people, she understood her role, and played it well. What did it matter that the rest of the world didn’t grasp it? People’s minds were small, too small to fit true greatness within, and not everyone was lucky enough to be raised by Father. Father had… hmm, explained it all to them. With knives. Knives could speak louder than words, you know? And they stayed with you for longer, too, once you got a visible reminder etched into your skin. Heh! Everyone single one of them was a badge of honor, she’d decided ages ago. Pretty tattoos, detailing the story of her journey.)
In all honesty, she should have stopped it sooner. The second Faline decided it was a great fucking idea to walk into a literal alligator’s maw, Cyrra should have intervened-- should have grabbed her by the collar and yanked her away, the same way you did with a disobedient puppy. ‘Bad Faline!’ she should have chided her. ‘If anything is going to fucking kill her, it should be me.’ So, why didn’t she do it? Well… there was a certain appeal to watching, and finding out just how bad it could possibly get. To choosing not to provide the safety net. (It wasn’t too dissimilar to kicking a prisoner down a well, hearing their bones break, and then failing to kill them. No mercy could be found in that choice-- the hope you’d slipped them was but a torture device, masked as the most thoughtful of gifts. As kindness, perhaps born of the sudden change of heart. And, oh, wasn’t it always fucking fun, to kill them with what they believed was their salvation? Subverting expectations was a classic Cyrra move, and one that she loved dearly.)
“Ah. That’s very thoughtful of you, Miss Kairos,” the white cat observed. “I’m afraid that the alligator cannot respond properly, though, as it has an entire tree lodged in his mouth. Surely, you can imagine its difficulties? It’s hard enough to speak while chewing on your apple tart, let alone a piece of wood!” The creature flicked their tail, now in a way that struck Cyrra as playful more than straight up disapproving. “I do believe I can help, though. I mean, it is kind of my job.” At that, the blades of grass around them bowed, revealing a thin, flickering thread. The thread, as the assassin could see, was connected both to the cat and the alligator, and--
“Goodbye, Miss Kairos. You were too kind for your own good, and I am certain that that will make you especially delicious. Despair not, for at least you will finally know true happiness. Never again will you doubt where you truly belong!”
Ah, fucking shit. With a gesture that was quickly becoming instinctive to her, the assassin grabbed the tether. (It should have been simple, right? To pull at it, yank the whelp away from danger, and then reprimand her for being such a fucking dumbass. To break the cat’s spine as well, for no other reason than to teach it that you didn’t want Cyrra Eiréal as your enemy. Again, it should have been simple, but it wasn’t. The first impressions could sometimes be deceptive, you see? And not all the factors in any given situation always worked the way you fucking expected them to-- kind of like gravity, which pulled her to Faline rather than the other way around.)
“Fucking hell, I swear that I’m gonna--”
By that point, of course, the alligator’s maw was already closing around them, plunging them into wet, fleshy darkness. Awesome! Just what Cyrra’s life was missing to be complete, really. Perhaps that was a blessing in disguise, though-- not even digestive juices could compare to the horror of enduring one (1) more dumb comment from Faline’s side. “But mooom,” they could hear a voice, quiet yet all the whinier for it. “I didn’t want that other girl as well. All that negativity is going to upset my stomach, I just know it.”
How the fuck is she still alive? That was the most prominent of questions, loud enough to tower over all the others. Differentiating between the rest of them wasn’t as simple-- thoughts swirled wildly in her head, seeping into each other, and frankly, Cyrra was beginning to think that headache would soon become her default state. “Ugh,” she said, giving up on anything even remotely resembling civilized conversation. “Does she do this often? Losing her fucking mind, I mean?” While the assassin wasn’t about to speak to the fiend in a way that could be construed as friendly, she… ah, scratch that! She was speaking to Endymion that way, but only as a temporary fucking solution. (A temporary solution to being surrounded by weirdos. A talking cat was far from the most normal thing she had ever heard of, and their demonic status also wasn’t exactly reassuring, but they acknowledged, at least, that Faline was an oddball. Therefore, on her own metaphorical scale of strangeness, they moved slightly closer to Cyrra herself! …yes, Cyrra was a shiny fucking example of normalcy, thank you very much. Unlike some people, she understood her role, and played it well. What did it matter that the rest of the world didn’t grasp it? People’s minds were small, too small to fit true greatness within, and not everyone was lucky enough to be raised by Father. Father had… hmm, explained it all to them. With knives. Knives could speak louder than words, you know? And they stayed with you for longer, too, once you got a visible reminder etched into your skin. Heh! Everyone single one of them was a badge of honor, she’d decided ages ago. Pretty tattoos, detailing the story of her journey.)
In all honesty, she should have stopped it sooner. The second Faline decided it was a great fucking idea to walk into a literal alligator’s maw, Cyrra should have intervened-- should have grabbed her by the collar and yanked her away, the same way you did with a disobedient puppy. ‘Bad Faline!’ she should have chided her. ‘If anything is going to fucking kill her, it should be me.’ So, why didn’t she do it? Well… there was a certain appeal to watching, and finding out just how bad it could possibly get. To choosing not to provide the safety net. (It wasn’t too dissimilar to kicking a prisoner down a well, hearing their bones break, and then failing to kill them. No mercy could be found in that choice-- the hope you’d slipped them was but a torture device, masked as the most thoughtful of gifts. As kindness, perhaps born of the sudden change of heart. And, oh, wasn’t it always fucking fun, to kill them with what they believed was their salvation? Subverting expectations was a classic Cyrra move, and one that she loved dearly.)
“Ah. That’s very thoughtful of you, Miss Kairos,” the white cat observed. “I’m afraid that the alligator cannot respond properly, though, as it has an entire tree lodged in his mouth. Surely, you can imagine its difficulties? It’s hard enough to speak while chewing on your apple tart, let alone a piece of wood!” The creature flicked their tail, now in a way that struck Cyrra as playful more than straight up disapproving. “I do believe I can help, though. I mean, it is kind of my job.” At that, the blades of grass around them bowed, revealing a thin, flickering thread. The thread, as the assassin could see, was connected both to the cat and the alligator, and--
“Goodbye, Miss Kairos. You were too kind for your own good, and I am certain that that will make you especially delicious. Despair not, for at least you will finally know true happiness. Never again will you doubt where you truly belong!”
Ah, fucking shit. With a gesture that was quickly becoming instinctive to her, the assassin grabbed the tether. (It should have been simple, right? To pull at it, yank the whelp away from danger, and then reprimand her for being such a fucking dumbass. To break the cat’s spine as well, for no other reason than to teach it that you didn’t want Cyrra Eiréal as your enemy. Again, it should have been simple, but it wasn’t. The first impressions could sometimes be deceptive, you see? And not all the factors in any given situation always worked the way you fucking expected them to-- kind of like gravity, which pulled her to Faline rather than the other way around.)
“Fucking hell, I swear that I’m gonna--”
By that point, of course, the alligator’s maw was already closing around them, plunging them into wet, fleshy darkness. Awesome! Just what Cyrra’s life was missing to be complete, really. Perhaps that was a blessing in disguise, though-- not even digestive juices could compare to the horror of enduring one (1) more dumb comment from Faline’s side. “But mooom,” they could hear a voice, quiet yet all the whinier for it. “I didn’t want that other girl as well. All that negativity is going to upset my stomach, I just know it.”