Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is my valentine too

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is actually just being fooled into thinking they're my valentine while i set them up on a date with a certain celestial postal service-mail

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has an eraser that erases erasers

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is currently sitting in a fancy restaurant, waiting for a certain person i ship them with oh so hard... 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to show me the person they shipped me with.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

i ship @Tonstad39 with @IctoraPost


(wait, i can make that more lie sounding... @Tonstad39 is shipped, by me, with @IctoraPost


NAILED IT!)

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 is making me read through one hundred and twenty-eight posts.


Wait, since when did I agree to be shipped.

 

[Tonstad39]

Hello @IctoraPost

 

[IctoraPost]

Hello @Tonstad39

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost is handsome

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 is nice.

 

[Pl@inum]

@IctoraPost IS FUELING THE SHIIIIIIP

 

[Kiowa]

@Pl@inum is a poop.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Kiowa wants to take my videogames away!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 should just kiss @IctoraPost already!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is watching us with binoculars 

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is kissing @IctoraPost

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 knows that i  him

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 ADMITTED THEIR LOVE TO @IctoraPost!!!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 can see that i asked @IctoraPost for a second date.

 

[Quillicious]

@Tonstad39 is an alcoholic, but only on the weekend.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious STOLE MY SCHTIC! 

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 has an inverted butt.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Quillicious obsessively smokes cigarettes to the point that his phone smells of an ashtray

 

[Quillicious]

@Tonstad39's fetish is huge, burly men.