Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 actually dropped out of college a year ago and is taking online courses instead so they can be free more often to deal with my problems

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is an internet troll who's unaware that I have one online course and two irl course.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 just described me in a nutshell...

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 hasn't taken out her garbage in 5 weeks

 

[KuroNoKami39]

i hired @Tonstad39 to do that for me!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 knows that sea monsters don't deal with human's problems! *goes back underwater*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

*whiny voice* @Tonstad39 forgot i'm a gooooodd!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 should learn that disciples aren't slaves

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 forgot about the recent disciple=slave amendment to the gods constitution

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has to give me orders even though I'm still a sea monster

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will take out my trash! and will also join me for movie night because otherwise i'd be ridiculously lonely and i'd feel really awkward!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has made me fulfill my seevitude

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has made an error...


I'M A GRAMMER NAZI! *throws battle ax at your head* DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

 

[JokerValentine]

@KuroNoKami39 Definitely isn't being ironic and surely didn't make grammar mistakes in the last reply

 

[Tonstad39]

@JokerValentine is a hacker

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 did an eXPOSURE POST

 

[JokerValentine]

@Pl@inum Is safe from my exposing roast

 

[Tonstad39]

@JokerValentine has to tell me the story of why Vietnam and china speak different languages in spite of sharing a border.

 

[JokerValentine]

@Tonstad39 Realizes that I know the answer to that, and realizes the irony that, being a pacific sea monster, doesn't know aboot it's own home

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@JokerValentine will not be anyone's valentine this year

 

[Tonstad39]

@JokerValentine Is projecting for he lives in Kansas and knows jack shit about my home and its depths

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been ninja'd by the official ninja god (I EARNED A PROMOTION!!!)

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is being investigated by the Ministry of Helth (no, that's not a typo)

 

[JokerValentine]

@tonstad39 is about to engage in war over all others that have a 39 in their name

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is my valentine!