Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

@Exiled Ace knows that I have nothing to do with Tom Brady or Daniel Radcliffe!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Exiled Ace forced me to make a reference chart because i use far too many references on my profile...


@Tonstad39 is a the new lesser janitor ninja god

 

[archur]

@KuroNoKami39 fantasizes Tom Brady regularly in class.


With Tom Brady.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Exiled Ace knows my profile pictures gender

 

[archur]

@KuroNoKami39 identifies as Tom Brady.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Exiled Ace is incorrect, my true gender is... *UFO begins to flash red as a voice comes over the PA saying "emergency!"*  your welcome to keep guessing though! 

 

[Tonstad39]

@Exiled Ace is having an anal tracking probe into his left buttock by a Miktar researcher who had to lift up his orcish loincloth to put the probe in.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 truly is the god of gayness...


PLEASE BLESS ME OH MIGHTY GAY LORD! 

 

[Pl@inum]

@KuroNoKami39 might be thinking of turning this odd tale in to it's own RP fourm


IDK I think it would be intresting... just 100%...


IDEK anymore XD


*Levitates a Miktar with psychokenesies*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't know that being turned into a wind up doll means that my genitalia vanished leaving behind a smooth porcelin spot where my genitalia was, how can I be the god of a sexuality if I have no sex organs as a resaults of beeeeiiiiin *needs to be wound up* the captain frantically runs over to a part of the ship to pilot it away from a Miktar controlled planetoid*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum has given me a great idea! what if i made an actual RP forum for this crazy adventure to save my dear warshipper Ted!


@Tonstad39 *shrugs while winding up* i'm a wind up doll and i may or may not have genitalia... i'm not a hundred percent sure...wait... CAN I TOUCH THE SMOOTH SPOT!?! 

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 has been ninja'd by a ninja'd ninja.

 

[archur]

@IctoraPost has been Tom Brady'd by Tom Brady so hard, he Tom Bradyed.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost there you are! you're part of the party now BTW, i kidnapped you.


anyways... I WAS STARTING TO MISS YOU!!! so, since you're here now, wanna help me find out if @Tonstad39 actually doesn't have genitals?


also, @Exiled Ace is a [TOM BRADY] ignore [TOM BRADY] because [TOM BRADY]

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 is forcing me to read through several pages of forum game.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost loves me as much as i love them, which for those who don't know, is 'FxxK me gently with a chainsaw' levels of love

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost isn't on the ship that's hurdling towards a planetoid *Is still limp for I need to be wound up*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been wound up

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 has secretly captured me without the knowledge of @Tonstad39

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has crashlanded on a strange planetoid with no atmosphere and a distant blue sun

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 and @IctoraPost will become my new lovers because both of them have sinned in some way, *whip cracks* ONWARD MY LOVE SLAVES!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 knows that I'm a disciple not a slave!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 realized far too late that in his holy disciple contract it stated 'you will be my love slave if required, i may only use this title to please myself in...not so holy ways... and to crack a whip and make stupid threats as well as i may tote you around as if you were my dog'

 

[archur]

@Tonstad39 knows they're a Tom Brady not a disciple!

 

[IctoraPost]

@Exiled Ace is the actual Tom Brady here.