Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[archur]

@Quillicious is actually Tom Brady, he's handsome.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious is now dead and burning in the eternal torment of hell with my boyfriend and the girl he knocked up while cheating on m-...getting off topic...


@Exiled Ace WILL BE JOINING THEM TOO!!!! *grabs windup key knife and begins stabbing @Exiled Ace*

 

[Pl@inum]

@Exiled Ace is having the strangest phase ever

 

[Quillicious]

@Pl@inum is a horrible person that beats kittens and puppies.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious is actually the true horrible person who beat up pups and kittens... and little children of both genders...

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 triggered all the sjws because there are more than two genders.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Quillicious is on a cruise ship, but said cruise ship is being persued by a sea monster

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is that sea monster, GO GET 'EM BESTIE!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't fully realize that we are 120 light years away from earth in a different storyline

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39's cousin is actually the one following he who should not be named at risk of starting a flame war

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 got the name from the average weight of his species's subspecies


For unknown reasons

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 is my former secret lover and we can't get over each other.

 

[KAmber]

Tomatoes are red

 

[Quillicious]

@Pl@inum is jealous of us.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious was the boyfriend who abused me!

 

[Pl@inum]

@Quillicious's ship is sinking from sea monster bite


@KuroNoKami39 has telepathy, and told that sea monster to bite the ship, rather than headbutt a major dent

 

[Tonstad39]

the seamonster sticks its maw into the ships hull and looks around before eating some humans as a snack

 

[archur]

@Tonstad39 is stuck in Tom Brady's ROOOAAADDD OF NO REEELEAAASSEEE (Road of no release!) THIS RAIN OF MIISSSERRRYYY

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Exiled Ace knows what i'm referencing with my profile pic, tag, and title

 

[Pl@inum]

@Exiled Ace TOOOOOOAAAAATTTTAAAALLLLLYYYY isn't burning to a crisp

 

[Tonstad39]

"who's tom Brady" A miktar recruit asked @Exiled Ace

 

[archur]

@KuroNoKami39 would be mistaken in what I know. FOR I KNOW NOTHING JERN SNERW

 

[Pl@inum]

@Exiled Ace is in a world of hurt


* bristles soft, silky fur and bares fangs*

 

[Tonstad39]

"Hey!" the miktar recruit said standing in front of @Pl@inum "Don't hurt my boyfreind!"

 

[archur]

@Tonstad39 was actually Daniel Radcliffe's boyfriend, and was cheating on him with Tom Brady.