Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[IctoraPost]

@Lefic has their hearts exposed on their head and will probably die if they trip.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost knows where my shipment of alcohol and weed went

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is no longer getting booze or weed offerings!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 knows that one's just a blatant lie, I JUST LOOTED MY OWN SHRINE AND GOT ENOUGH WEED FOR DAYZ BOI! 

 

[IctoraPost]

All weed and alcohol shippings to @KuroNoKami39's shrines have been paused for an indefinite amount of time.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost has caught on

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 forgot to take away my sad booze! Right boozey!! *holds up bottle and downs it* now if you'll *hic* excuse me I need to g*hic*o cry! 

 

[Zombocalypse]

Her username translates as "I'm a total bitch" in Japanese.

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39's shrine won't be getting joints and booze as offerings now that I've prohibited it!

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 has been ninja'd by a newcomer who doesn't follow tradition!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost stole t*hic*he tradition thing fr*hic*om me!!! *begins sobbing*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 shouldn't care about this

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 knows i*hic*'m emotionful *hic* when I'm drruuunn- *needs to be wound up*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 had all her booze and cannibus returned to the material world and her shrines are rigged so that they don't wind up when weed and booze are given as offerings. No I don't wind her up, in fact, I'm off to watch Netflix *puts Kuro's limp body in the dark basement before closing the door*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

whilst floating in the dark abyss of nothingness that is not being wound up, I realize that @Tonstad39 is just like my ex who 'killed' me, did weird stuff to my corpse, and made me into a crying silhouette chibi alcoholic druggie lesser god of FxxKing WIND UP KEYS AND WELCOMING OTHERS TO A MIND FxxK!!!

 

[Tonstad39]

Eh, it's only a byproduct of dark abyss-ness *begins streaming breaking bad on @KuroNoKami39's Netflix account*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 does not know that my Netflix requires a song to be sung, the song about my cruel cruel ex who branded my mind,  otherwise it automatically begins to wind me up... excruciatingly slow, but still...  

 

[Tonstad39]

I just watch Netflix with the song on in the background, not even thinking about @KuroNoKami39

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is now welcomed to the mind FxxK, hope you like suicide references! Also, @Tonstad39 should probably check the package outside my door which contains a young human girls decapitated head... I don't think @IctoraPost sent that one...

 

[Tonstad39]

I'm not checking @KuroNoKami39's doorsteep.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 should definitely check the doorstep! I'm going mad in this dark abyss of nothingness that is being unwound... hey reminds me of what it was like being with my ex! God I hate that guy, wonder where he is now?

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't realize I'm 3/4 the way through the episode

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 didn't know that I couldn't give less of a SxxT about it even if I wanted too... stuck in a dark endless abyss of being unwound and quickly going insane remember?

 

[Tonstad39]

I chose to answer @KuroNoKami39's doorbell and open the door to see who's there.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has answered the door to either the pizza delivery guy, or an emo kid with a bowl cut and a knife (AKA the god of edge)...pick your poison...