Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 shall be wound up by a holy god of promotions, lesser ninjas, and steampunk (even though it still says wind-up i realized i could give myself a promotion! don't tell the other gods...) *winds up*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 cheated the system!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 can get my old position as God of Wind-Up if they keep quiet about my system cheating!

 

[a e s t h e t i c]

Ate his cat

 

[KuroNoKami39]

Ate his cat

@a e s t h e t i c doesn't know who ate who's cat because they don't have eyes...or a mouth for that matter, OR A NOSE!

 

[Tonstad39]

@a e s t h e t i c knows how to play this game

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been ninja'd by the new NINJA GOD! WOOO!! CELEBRATION!! SOMEONE GET OUT THE FANCY WINE! WE'RE PARTYING TONIGHT! 

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 is abusing her power and STEALING MY TITLE. NO WINE FOR YOU. OR WEED, EITHER.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost is still just a celestial postal service

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 shall get me wine and weed as my lesser! ...OH GO- err... SOME HIGHER ENTITY THEN GOD! It feels GREAT to boss someone around!!!

 

[Tonstad39]

I won't do anything for @KuroNoKami39

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is still my disciple and unless they don't want to become an actual lesser god (of wind-up!) shall follow my orders! ...please...?

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 should know that @Tonstad39 is already an actual lesser god, as he is a member of the Dwellers.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

shouldn't @IctoraPost be on a mission to get rid of the Shipping God right now? 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has had the God of policing called upon her for her abuse of disciples and her specialty

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has got me back down to God of Wind-Up... 


but the plus side is they said I get to keep my other titles! I got off with a warning! 

 

[Amber10170221]

So this person, let me tell you what they did. So this person broke into my house and touched my teddy bear inappropriately. I mean this person licked its face. My teddy bear has rights to a non-licked face but now his fur is all going in the opposite direction in one spot because of this lick. Then they hopped in a bus with seven kids scream "Erda Berta" What does that mean? 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 still has to watch what she does!

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad39 is an Indian Sea monster

 

[IctoraPost]

@Pl@inum is a Danish dragon.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost actually doesn't have mail for he's just an empty envelope

 

[Sassthetic]

@Tonstad39 killed my father. Shame on you.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Sassthetic's father shouldn't have been putting his fishing net so close to where I was swimming!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 had a point

 

[Lefic]

@KuroNoKami39's mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries.