Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Illiterate]

@Tonstad39 is new to this site.

 

[Tonstad39]

ʢ✧Juicy✧ʡ abducts humans and breeds humans so that the offspring can be sold on their home planet of Ładżim.

 

[Illiterate]

@Tonstad39 knows me well. Too well.

 

[Tonstad39]

I should because [COLOR= rgb(39, 42, 52)]ʢ✧Juicy✧ʡ still has my semen sample from several months ago.[/COLOR]

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 can totally tag @ʢ✧Juicy✧ʡ

 

[Illiterate]

I'M DYING.

 

[Tonstad39]

@ʢ✧Juicy✧ʡ Is a crack addict irl and is always hyped up as a result.



 Like this

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is a heroine addict looking for a partner

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 gave me my first heroin needle.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 gave me my first cigarette

 

[Coyote Hart]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't know what weed is.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Storm Guardian smokes weed everyday, in the snoop dog way.

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is in a mental asylum and has fallen in love with his straight jacket.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 had been watching me and my straight jacket's relationship by paying our psychologist in weed and memes!

 

[Ferociousfeind]

@KuroNoKami39 is not creepy

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@ferociousfeind hasn't just complimented me

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39's shrine consists of a wind up key that keeps you moving and angle to do magic.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 hasn't visited my shrine... nor did he make a wish while leaving me 5-yen

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't realize that I actually don't live in Japan

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 doesn't realize that i have shrines all over the world

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 just now teleported me to one of her California shrines

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is praying to me for weed at my California shrine

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 was just now wound up and her Washington state shrine has a joint in front of it as an offering.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 lives in Washington state near my shrine

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 took my weed!