Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pandora's Box is actually LIA the Japanese idol!

 

[IctoraPost]

@KuroNoKami39 likes kicking stray oranges.

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 had 39 games for PlayStation 3 as of 2011 (that number has increased to 70 since)

 

[IctoraPost]

@Tonstad39 has yet again been defeated by a ninja.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost is totally a samurai hell-bent on the destruction of Tonstad39!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 Is the Shugun who hired me.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is going against orders and sleeping with the enemy!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has nekos for geishas

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been sleeping with my geishas too!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 almost had me assasinate Miyazaki-san the kabuki theater manager to cover up smuggling a blonde foreigner so I can train him ninjutsu.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 had me sleep with Miyazaki-san to cover up the smuggling of the blonde foreigner with blue eyes.

 

[Pretzel Heart]

The real @KuroNoKami39 was arrested on suspicion of a string of brutal murders, and the person typing now is their grandma who stumbled upon the open account.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pretzel Heart is an otaku who lives with their grandmother and watches waaaayyy too many reruns of No Game No Life in their room. alone.

 

[lostwanderer]

@KuroNoKami39 is a cat rolling all over their keyboard

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@cloudchaser is actually a fallen angel spending the night with the devil

 

[IctoraPost]

@cloudchaser is an experimental AI bot released on to this site to test their capabilities.


@KuroNoKami39 is a wind-up ninja god.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@IctoraPost has just been pwned by the wind-up ninja god

 

[lostwanderer]

@KuroNoKami39 is Sgt. Keroro bathed in black

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 was pwned by toei animation.

 

[IctoraPost]

@cloudchaser has been beaten in the national ninja tournament.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost is making that post on a green G3 iMac connected via dialup.

 

[Illiterate]

@Tonstad39 is insecure about how his eats nachos.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Tonstad39 is insecure about how his eats nachos.

Is from another planet that uses weird symbols in words to indicate granmatical cues, hence her username can't be easily accessed conveniently on earth keyboards.

 

[Illiterate]

@Tonstad39 doesn't know that copy and paste exists.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Tonstad39 doesn't know that copy and paste exists.

Knows that usernames can't be directly copied and have work with the '@' key.